tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post4399796505616761071..comments2023-08-07T07:05:08.597-07:00Comments on DEATH BY NOODLES: Patel plague!DEATH BY NOODLEShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00011175111458597684noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-38898303163094240062009-03-16T16:23:00.000-07:002009-03-16T16:23:00.000-07:00At the very least, don't marry a lawyer named Gran...At the very least, don't marry a lawyer named Grant Patel. Or his cousin.<BR/><BR/>I suspect that Grant doesn't consume beer at all though. My guess is that he's a scotch or whiskey man, but probably scotch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-51987486676011608342009-03-05T12:22:00.000-08:002009-03-05T12:22:00.000-08:00Whatever you gaily wave, miss Wong, will get my at...Whatever you gaily wave, miss Wong, will get my attention. I am your abject vulture.<BR/><BR/>But I would prefer that you offer a less odoriferous banner.<BR/><BR/><BR/>---Graham LuetefiskeGRANT!PATEL!https://www.blogger.com/profile/00231299128413306888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-92170878099232595182009-03-04T16:56:00.000-08:002009-03-04T16:56:00.000-08:00Hmp! I am NOT surprised that a post about mister ...Hmp! I am NOT surprised that a post about mister Patel seems to have mostly comments from mister Patel...., AND HIS RELATIVES!<BR/><BR/>It's like waving a cadaver at the vultures: instant popularity!<BR/>Whee!DEATH BY NOODLEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011175111458597684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-41594225536839176152009-03-04T12:39:00.000-08:002009-03-04T12:39:00.000-08:00Grunt, you are an imposter. Fiegh!---Greeveward Ba...Grunt, you are an imposter. Fiegh!<BR/><BR/><BR/>---Greeveward BarpoolGRANT!PATEL!https://www.blogger.com/profile/00231299128413306888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-26127757821563744752009-03-04T01:29:00.000-08:002009-03-04T01:29:00.000-08:00Grant Patel shall not have comment passed upon him...Grant Patel shall not have comment passed upon him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-30666220825040805982009-03-03T18:35:00.000-08:002009-03-03T18:35:00.000-08:00I have a new post. Most obliged if comments.I have a new post. Most obliged if comments.GRANT!PATEL!https://www.blogger.com/profile/00231299128413306888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-37433778144893916502009-03-03T13:57:00.000-08:002009-03-03T13:57:00.000-08:00The blogger here can probably knock the spit out o...<B>The blogger here can probably knock the spit out of some elderly pervert.</B><BR/><BR/>Many of us would pay money to see that.The back of the hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05564245223453467132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-84910470695626490802009-02-28T15:46:00.000-08:002009-02-28T15:46:00.000-08:00Hmmph. The blogger here can probably knock the sp...Hmmph. The blogger here can probably knock the spit out of some elderly pervert. She sounds pugnant enough.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-54599543900167056412009-02-27T18:56:00.000-08:002009-02-27T18:56:00.000-08:00Anyone feel the need to call child protective serv...Anyone feel the need to call child protective services here?<BR/><BR/>Or at least the nice young men in their clean white coats?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-33211814069664628592009-02-27T17:05:00.000-08:002009-02-27T17:05:00.000-08:00But I apologize reservedly for calling you a bitch...But I apologize reservedly for calling you a bitch. Not necessarily due to it being not proveable and thus a slander, and assuming that you are not covered in wiry hair with a line of six teats running down your narrow front, but because it precludes a further knowldege of the petite though nasty tempered teenager in questioning. Oh yes, I utmost keenly desire to further the questioning. You fascinate me, as a morsel of spikey heats and sweets.<BR/><BR/><BR/>---Groaning PrawnGRANT!PATEL!https://www.blogger.com/profile/00231299128413306888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-53281496621844319602009-02-27T17:02:00.000-08:002009-02-27T17:02:00.000-08:00And if anyone here hath pimples, mylady, surely it...And if anyone here hath pimples, mylady, surely it is your own adolescent self.<BR/><BR/>Have they ever exploded at an inconvenient moment?<BR/><BR/><BR/>---Grossferstin PoonigamsGRANT!PATEL!https://www.blogger.com/profile/00231299128413306888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-67941443033734869622009-02-27T17:01:00.000-08:002009-02-27T17:01:00.000-08:00And in fact I'm sixty eight and a quarter pounds.W...<B>And in fact I'm sixty eight and a quarter pounds.</B><BR/><BR/>We require proof. A certified doctor's report showing weight and measurements. Or a photo in which to prove it really you you hold a sign with my name - a cellphone shot of yourself on a scale also can.<BR/><BR/>Better yet, you evel mincks, kindly extend to me your cellphone nombre, and I shall msyelf investigate.<BR/><BR/>Untill then, you are a hippopotatomus. With no question. Stomp stomp.<BR/><BR/><BR/>---Greebus PettisnatchGRANT!PATEL!https://www.blogger.com/profile/00231299128413306888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-70121731789009387632009-02-27T15:53:00.000-08:002009-02-27T15:53:00.000-08:00And in fact I'm sixty eight and a quarter pounds. ...And in fact I'm sixty eight and a quarter pounds. Which is light for my height. I bet you are a horrid grossly fat greasball, mister Patel. Maybe that's why you DREAM of chasing teenagers - you've NEVER even been married, huh?DEATH BY NOODLEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011175111458597684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-39423309560958243592009-02-27T15:46:00.000-08:002009-02-27T15:46:00.000-08:00Grant, you compleat and horrible pimple, I am NOT ...Grant, you compleat and horrible pimple, I am NOT three hundred pounds, and I am NOT pregnant.<BR/><BR/>If I ever meet you in person, I will kick you in the groin so bad that you won't even be able to stumble home!DEATH BY NOODLEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011175111458597684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-90900043928800918782009-02-27T14:35:00.001-08:002009-02-27T14:35:00.001-08:00And you should give serious thought to apologizing...And you should give serious thought to apologizing.The back of the hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05564245223453467132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-13741662129369661402009-02-27T14:35:00.000-08:002009-02-27T14:35:00.000-08:00You, madam, are a bitch!What a most ungentlemanly ...<B>You, madam, are a bitch!</B><BR/><BR/>What a most ungentlemanly thing to say! How ungallant!<BR/><BR/>Control your baser instincts, you evil parsee!The back of the hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05564245223453467132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-32202912602878556002009-02-27T14:32:00.000-08:002009-02-27T14:32:00.000-08:00I've heard it said that Grant Patel is a very crud...I've heard it said that Grant Patel is a very crude man.The back of the hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05564245223453467132noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-11953416156575331362009-02-27T11:53:00.000-08:002009-02-27T11:53:00.000-08:00Bent just ever so sideways, in precisely and exact...Bent just ever so sideways, in precisely and exactly other ways.<BR/><BR/><BR/>---Grudimop PlootesGRANT!PATEL!https://www.blogger.com/profile/00231299128413306888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-70437076196902419162009-02-27T11:52:00.001-08:002009-02-27T11:52:00.001-08:00Except I drifted.---Grune PandersExcept I drifted.<BR/><BR/><BR/>---Grune PandersGRANT!PATEL!https://www.blogger.com/profile/00231299128413306888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-78045655173487461112009-02-27T11:52:00.000-08:002009-02-27T11:52:00.000-08:00Yo, interloper! I am only vicariously dirty! Mer...Yo, interloper! I am only vicariously dirty! Merely by proximation to the three hundred pound preggy gorilla who wears the tight tight panties.<BR/><BR/>She is the true vicurty one, not me. She! She alone, she only!<BR/><BR/><BR/>I am as clean as the driven snow.<BR/><BR/><BR/>---Grant PontGRANT!PATEL!https://www.blogger.com/profile/00231299128413306888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-25937155356605696112009-02-27T11:49:00.000-08:002009-02-27T11:49:00.000-08:00A three-hundred pound pregnat sumo wrestler? I am...A three-hundred pound pregnat sumo wrestler? I am almightily intrigued, nay fascinated by this development. And fans thereof? How... delicious.<BR/><BR/>A yes, the tiny teenager within. Like the child within. Roasted and eaten by a sumo hog.<BR/><BR/>Ha haha hhahahahhah!<BR/><BR/><BR/>---Gruesont PurbiattahGRANT!PATEL!https://www.blogger.com/profile/00231299128413306888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-68566643406785812842009-02-27T11:47:00.000-08:002009-02-27T11:47:00.000-08:00Infamopus?!!?!? How depraved! You slander me, p...Infamopus?!!?!? How depraved! You slander me, petite mincks, you wound me grievously! I must protest, strenuously, almightily, and vociferously, in all manner and all ways!<BR/><BR/>You, madam, are a bitch!<BR/><BR/><BR/>---Grand PoofGRANT!PATEL!https://www.blogger.com/profile/00231299128413306888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-13703026239335100652009-02-27T11:44:00.000-08:002009-02-27T11:44:00.000-08:00Grantpatelish, indeed: a very useful neologism.Grantpatelish, indeed: a very useful neologism.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-3627625323447671502009-02-27T10:29:00.000-08:002009-02-27T10:29:00.000-08:00Also on Facebook, a "SNOOKY WONG FANCLUB"...wait! ...Also on Facebook, a "SNOOKY WONG FANCLUB"...wait! You're PREGNANT?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-58319848435137653572009-02-26T20:11:00.000-08:002009-02-26T20:11:00.000-08:00http://www.facebook.com/people/Snooky-Wong/5044643...http://www.facebook.com/people/Snooky-Wong/504464389<BR/><BR/><BR/>I googled you and found your facebook page. Argh! Say it ain't so, Snooky- say it ain't so. Are you really a 300 pound Sumo wresler?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com