tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post7591091997079046423..comments2023-08-07T07:05:08.597-07:00Comments on DEATH BY NOODLES: I hate Christmas!DEATH BY NOODLEShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00011175111458597684noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-14393453016164704332008-12-18T14:31:00.000-08:002008-12-18T14:31:00.000-08:00What, no snappy retort? All shut up now are you? ...What, no snappy retort? All shut up now are you? I don't believe it. I just do not believe it.DEATH BY NOODLEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011175111458597684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-89509614371686506552008-12-16T15:50:00.000-08:002008-12-16T15:50:00.000-08:00Now then, Dickie old chum, that's 'hil-ter', not B...Now then, Dickie old chum, that's 'hil-ter', not Bitler. You wouldn't have been allowed to get away with such a misspelling in Stalingrad, would you, ha ha, you silly old leg-before-wicket English person!<BR/><BR/>Soon baby!DEATH BY NOODLEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011175111458597684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-41034339997913033832008-12-16T13:15:00.000-08:002008-12-16T13:15:00.000-08:00Poland in nineteen days!Without even a by-election...Poland in nineteen days!<BR/>Without even a by-election!<BR/>Notional Bocialism!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-69238883707541486682008-12-16T11:09:00.000-08:002008-12-16T11:09:00.000-08:00Cool it, Fuhrer Cat.Cool it, Fuhrer Cat.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-35160688285425286452008-12-15T14:38:00.000-08:002008-12-15T14:38:00.000-08:00Speciesist.Speciesist.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-58055571288523242762008-12-13T03:27:00.000-08:002008-12-13T03:27:00.000-08:00Ageist, not sexist.Ageist, not sexist.Spiroshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17988427339228349477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-48159539393650404112008-12-12T16:34:00.001-08:002008-12-12T16:34:00.001-08:00Come on now - CAPITALIZATION!Let's all capitalize ...Come on now - CAPITALIZATION!<BR/>Let's all <I>capitalize</I> and have a good time - CAPITALIZATION!<BR/>We gonna <I>capitalize</I> and have a good time.<BR/><BR/>It's time to come together, it's up to you, what's your pleasure?!?<BR/><BR/>Everyone around the world, come on, it's a - CAPITALIZATION!<BR/><I>Capitalize</I> the good times, come on, it's a - CAPITALIZATION!<BR/><BR/><I>Capitalize</I> the good times, come on!<BR/><BR/>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Oh yes!!!! Baby!!!!!! Ooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!<BR/> So GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DEATH BY NOODLEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011175111458597684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-79295972191755726942008-12-12T16:34:00.000-08:002008-12-12T16:34:00.000-08:00Come on now - CAPITALIZATION!Let's all capitalize ...Come on now - CAPITALIZATION!<BR/>Let's all <I>capitalize</I> and have a good time - CAPITALIZATION!<BR/>We gonna <I>capitalize</I> and have a good time.<BR/><BR/>It's time to come together, it's up to you, what's your pleasure?!?<BR/><BR/>Everyone around the world, come on, it's a - CAPITALIZATION!<BR/><I>Capitalize</I> the good times, come on, it's a - CAPITALIZATION!<BR/><BR/><I>Capitalize</I> the good times, come on!<BR/><BR/>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Oh yes!!!! Baby!!!!!! Ooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!<BR/> So GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DEATH BY NOODLEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011175111458597684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-28845486582332252812008-12-12T16:18:00.000-08:002008-12-12T16:18:00.000-08:00And don't call me kitten. It's sexist.And don't call me kitten. It's sexist.DEATH BY NOODLEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011175111458597684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-74821531231035786722008-12-12T16:17:00.000-08:002008-12-12T16:17:00.000-08:00Hey mister Spiros!!!!You haven't said ANYTHING abo...Hey mister Spiros!!!!<BR/><BR/>You haven't said ANYTHING about the exclamation points in something I wrote yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Why not??????????????????????<BR/><BR/>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<B>!</B>DEATH BY NOODLEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011175111458597684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-71612246506354914582008-12-12T13:42:00.000-08:002008-12-12T13:42:00.000-08:00Come on now - punctuation!Let's all punctuate and ...Come on now - punctuation!<BR/>Let's all punctuate and have a good time - punctuation!<BR/>We gonna punctuate and have a good time.<BR/><BR/>It's time to come together, it's up to you, what's your pleasure?!?<BR/><BR/>Everyone around the world, come on, it's a punctuation.<BR/>Punctuate the good times, come on, it's a punctuation.<BR/><BR/>Punctuate the good times, come on!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-13079945864660582912008-12-10T17:45:00.000-08:002008-12-10T17:45:00.000-08:00Try Chanukah - it allows you eight (count them, ei...Try Chanukah - it allows you eight (count them, eight!) exclamation marks.<BR/><BR/><B>! ! ! ! * ! ! ! ! </B><BR/><BR/>That thing in the center is the shamash, meaning the helper punctuator to light the other punctuators in order. <BR/><BR/>Chanuka begins at sundown on Sunday December 21.Suzycathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10792867657253315501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-52427489779791035422008-12-10T15:31:00.000-08:002008-12-10T15:31:00.000-08:00I'll wager you won't find any examples of CAPITALI...<B>I'll wager you won't find any examples of CAPITALIZED WORDS or multiple exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!</B><BR/><BR/>Stylistic limitation!!!!!!!!!!!<BR/>Besides, exclamation points should be used liberally, like salt.DEATH BY NOODLEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011175111458597684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-90944966379184110822008-12-09T14:32:00.000-08:002008-12-09T14:32:00.000-08:00Also, you might want to reperuse your favorite Jan...<B>Also, you might want to reperuse your favorite Jane Austen; I'll wager you won't find any examples of CAPITALIZED WORDS or multiple exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!</B><BR/><BR/>And aren't you glad Jane Austen didn't text message?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-10577168443503615432008-12-09T10:30:00.000-08:002008-12-09T10:30:00.000-08:00Whoa, easy there, kitten. Christmas has very littl...Whoa, easy there, kitten. Christmas has very little to do with Church; it has much more to do with the days getting shorter. It has to do with an, admittedly, somewhat forced conviviality, as the shortening of the days reminds of our own mortality, against which we surround ourselves with frends and family, overeat, and fortify ourselves with, um, eggnog.<BR/><BR/>Don't sweat the theology, or the gift-giving: just enjoy the season.<BR/><BR/>Also, you might want to reperuse your favorite Jane Austen; I'll wager you won't find any examples of CAPITALIZED WORDS or multiple exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!Spiroshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17988427339228349477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3073549918197668252.post-7062707553277857982008-12-06T16:57:00.000-08:002008-12-06T16:57:00.000-08:00And why do I have to celebrate Christmas when NONE...And why do I have to celebrate Christmas when NONE of my relatives have ever even been to church? THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!DEATH BY NOODLEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011175111458597684noreply@blogger.com