DEATH BY NOODLES

Good God! He's back!

2011-09-24T14:30:00.000-07:00

Grant Patel, bane of sensible readers everywhere, has finally posted another absurd screed.
In some ways, I suppose that's a good thing.

But it probably isn't.

http://grantpatel.blogspot.com/2011/09/please-tobe-letting-bombing-of.html

There is NO mention of his usual perversities, instead he seems to be cheering the eventual bombing of his least favorite country in the whole wide world. It is, remarkably, the cleanest (but NOT sanest) thing he has ever written.

Please join me in welcoming back our differently-able friend, Grant Patel.
Now on new and improved medication.
Valium and saltpeter.

Vigil for victims of the Itamar terrorist attack

2011-03-16T09:20:00.000-07:00

Time Wednesday, March 16 • 8:30pm - 9:30pm
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Location Fountain at Bancroft and College
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Created By Tikvah: Students for Israel, Brian Maissy

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More Info
We will be holding a vigil on Wednesday night in memory of the five members of the Fogel family who were massacred in their beds last Shabbat in their home in Itamar.
(http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-4041237,00.html)

The brutal murder of the mother, father, and three young children shocked the nation, sparked celebration in Gaza, and prompted Prime Minister Netanyahu to declaim the Palestinian Authority's incitement to violence and glorification of martyrdom which is perpetuating the conflict.

We will meet at the fountain at Bancroft and College at 8:00pm promptly, and walk together to our location on campus. Candles will be provided. There will be an opportunity for everyone to voice their thoughts, so you are welcome to prepare something to say if you are so inclined.

Co-sponsored with the Chabad Jewish Student Group

Julain Assange, Wikileaks, and San Francisco morons

2010-12-16T16:27:00.000-08:00

Right now there is a "flash mob" of protestors near the British consulate, demanding that Julian Assange be freed forthwith. They are furious at limitations on free speech, and also want the United States out of Afghanistan and nearly everywhere else.
They are ...... angry.

Problem is, they're also complete and utter idiots. Julian Assange was freed this morning.

See here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-12005930

Quote: " Mr Justice Ouseley ordered Mr Assange be released on payment of £240,000 in cash and sureties and on condition he resides at an address in East Anglia. Speaking on the steps of the High Court to dozens of journalists, Mr Assange said: "It's great to feel the fresh air of London again."

The son-of-abitch was let go. Admittedly, he might disappear into an unmarked pit somewhere in the woods, his rotting corpse to be discovered several months later - which would be a jolly good thing - but they let the bastard go.

Julian Assange is an attention-seeking egomaniac who should die a slow painful death, his fans around the world need medication or extermination. The members of the flash mob of traitors in San Francisco at this moment need to be rounded up and brutalized.

This is not about free speech. This is about intent to harm the United States, which is why so many Europeans support Wikileaks and Assange, as well as so many Berkeleyites.
They do not support free speech, they support deliberate damage and terrorism.

American "Radical" Poseurs

The flashmobbers down at Sansome and Sutter (near the Bart station), draw part of their inspiration from the protest in Spain (god rot the Spanish), and the majority of their inspiration from the Bader Meinhoff gang & the Rote Armee Fraktion, the FARC, and the Brigate Rosse.
They are not interested in free speech, but rather the complete destruction of the free world and the triumph of an antique form of Marxism last successfully practiced by Mao's red guards, and currently embodied by treacherous weasels and scum like Richard Becker and International ANSWER, Codepink, and Women in Black, as well as many member of the Berkeley faculty, who though comfortably bourgeois in their roles at the university wish to assert their dissident credentials.

What we really need around here is the sweet smell of teargas, the satisfying thwack of nightsticks on soft politically correct communist flesh, and the panic and moans of arm-chair revolutionaries.
Wikileaks needs to be taken down, and its supporters and enablers arrested - Guantanamo may yet serve a worthwhile purpose.
Julian Assange needs to be disappeared. With prejudice.
Which, the moment that spineless opportunist (and sexual pig) publishes Russian or Chinese secret documents, will undoubtedly happen.

Meanwhile, I'll settle for a good thunderstorm on their asses. It would no doubt make them stink like wet dogs, but someone needs to rain on their parade.

JEWISH VOICE FOR PEACE VIOLENCE

2010-11-16T11:20:00.000-08:00

On Sunday night in Berkeley, members of Jewish Voice for Peace displayed all their worst character flaws, and ganged up on a middle-aged handicapped woman.
At least, that's the gist of it, from what I can gather.

On Monday they came out with a press release that clearly suggested narrative collusion after the fact. Possibly they were worried that if it became known that they were bullies and hypocrites, impressionable people might no longer flock to their standard.

A fellow blogger rips their press release here:
http://infectiousasian.blogspot.com/2010/11/jewish-voice-for-peace-lies-distortion.html
[Jewish Voice for Peace - lies, distortion, and spin]

The victim of their gangsterism speaks here:
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2010/11/jewish-voice-for-peace-and-bully.html
[Jewish Voice for Peace and bully tactics]

I asked one of the other attendees of Jewish Voice for Peace's little public boastfest what happened.

She wrote:

"The chairs in the room were arranged in a big circle. We began by introducing ourselves and discussing our plans for Thanksgiving. Lots of JVP'ers are spending Thanksgiving day on Alcatraz. It was oh so very very Berkeley.

Someone (a pro-Israel person?) began taping. They actively tried to stop her. A spirited discussion ensued about if it was legal or not to tape in a public venue. Were they planning to engage in any illegal activity? Was that why they objected to taping?

Then JVP introduced the students who interrupted Netanyahu. Rae Abileah from Code Pink, Matthew Taylor, 3 others. Oh, they were so proud of their brave, brave, young people!

They set up the video from their disruption. And that is when a pro-Israel person started reading from Chaim Herzog's 1975 speech to the UN on Zionism. Someone else asked Matthew Taylor about the psycho-sexual nature of his (Matthew Taylor's) foreskin restoration crusade. Had he tried any of the do it yourself procedures?

Two loudly angry JVP'ers attempted to prevent someone else taping. I think they were waving their fists at her and trying to push her. It looked very threatening. The victim of the JVP bullying was shoved into a corner, a wiry blonde thing grabbed her wrist, and the camera fell to the group.
And at that point, the shit hit the fan. Chaos and screaming.

Cecilie Shuransky had brought her little boy to the meeting . The turmoil just fascinated him - I suspect he said to his mom on the way home "It wasn't as boring as it usually is".

Rae whined "it's not the same. We interrupted the head of a state. You are interupting...us...powerless young people."

I really hate sinking to their depths.

End quote.

Well, the police were called. Seeing as this happened in Berkeley, you can probably guess which side they were on.

By the way, there appears to be a substantial overlap between IJAN, JVP, and several other groups. Why is it the same abrasively self-righteous "JVP" activists show up at so many events? Why do so many of them stand with people screaming approval of murder and support for ethnic cleansing?

Is it, perhaps, because like Matthew Taylor they have 'issues'?
Or like Rob, they have no social skills?
Maybe like Kate and her friends they wish to hurt their nearest and dearest.

Mr. Taylor, stop talking about your mythical prepuce. Rob, stop play-acting that you’re an old Jew-hating Presbyterian woman every Saturday. Kate, enjoy the remission, and stop blogging - you're a VERY silly writer.

All of you, get counseling.

Oh, and to the victim of Jewish Voice for Peace brutality, I could've told you that pepperspray wouldn't help. Those folks are rather like rabid animals, and the next time you should really use a Colt 45 long neck. Those things were developed to deal with violent Muslim fanatics, so they might actually stop a JVP activist too.
In any case, it's worth a shot.

Phillipines must apologize

2010-08-24T21:05:00.000-07:00

For generations the Malayan world (Malaysia, Indonesia, Phillipines) took out its frustrations on the resident foreign population. Usually those frustrations were caused by the failures of Malayan types to actually achieve anything worthwhile. The "foreigners", for five centuries, were native-born Chinese - many of many of whom had parents and grandparents who were born there, and many of whom formed the civilized class in the societies of the Malayan world.

Anti-Chinese riots are part of Malaysian history, Indonesian history, and Phillipino history.

The brutal massacres of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries were followed by more polite massacres in the twentieth……

The Malays collaborated lock, stock, and barrel with the Japanese – and robbed and killed Chinese.
The Indonesians collaborated – to the same extent, and with the same result.
The Phillipinos didn’t collaborate so very much – but the results were identical.

In the nineteen sixties, Malays in Kuala Lumpur rioted and killed Chinese. Indonesians organized pogroms, and slaughtered over a million Chinese.
The Phillipinos didn’t riot so much – they were satisfied with merely extorting money and occasionally kidnapping and killing Chinese.

WHICH THEY STILL DO!

Yesterday a Phillipino policeman took out his anger and frustrations…… by killing eight Chinese tourists from Hong Kong.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11070342

They had nothing to do with his anger and frustration. They were just tourists. Wrong place, wrong time.
Still, typical reaction. He got rid of his anger and frustration. They died.

"Why did they do this to us?" said one of the survivors, identified as Mrs Leung. Her husband and two daughters were killed and her son is in intensive care.

It looks like the Phillipine government is, belatedly realizing, that they mismanaged this from start to finish. After all, only Chinese, right?
Except that there are thousands, tens of thousands, of Phillipinos who work in Hong Kong. And China is no longer the weak man of Asia.

The Hong Kong and Peking governments are justifiably furious. And demanding that the Phillipinos "conduct a detailed and comprehensive investigation on the incident".
[Source: BBC]

Dammit, they can demand more.
Demand an abject apology from the Phillipinos.
It's about time the Malayan nations realize that the shoe is on the other foot now.

YOUTUBE 'CENSORS' LATMA

2010-06-12T15:20:00.000-07:00

In a move of staggering audacity, Youtube has removed the song “We con the world” by the Israeli satirical team Latma, claiming that copyright issues were involved. We call bullpucky on this – the FAIR USE DOCTRINE (US Copyright Office) specifically allows use of copyrighted material in parody. And given that the song in question (‘we are the world’ – by a bunch of self-righteous putzes) has been parodied, copied, spoofed, and made fun of so many times, in ways too numerous to detail, the Youtube (Google) action can only raise the suspicion (meaning: darn well certain assertion) that this equates to censorship, possibly motivated by base motives.

“The truth will never find its way to your tv!”

Here is the LATMA statement about this foul move:

[QUOTE]
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Warner/ Chappell Music, Inc. .

Copyright experts we advised with before posting the song told us in no uncertain terms that we were within our rights to use the song because we did so in accordance with the Fair Use Doctrine. The Fair Use Doctrine, copied and pasted below from the US Copyright Office stipulates that it is legal and permissible to use copyrighted material under the fair use doctrine for purposes of parody.

Copyright attorneys also warned us that given our clearly lawful use of the song We are the World, if anyone wished to silence our voices, they wouldn't target us. Instead they would target YouTube. It is YouTube's standard practice to remove any material that they receive even the flimsiest threat for because the company wishes to avoid all litigation.

At the same time, this is not YouTube's first move to silence Israeli voices. During Operation Cast Lead, the IDF Spokesman's Unit established a YouTube channel and began posting combat footage on its channel to bypass the anti-Israel media and go directly to news consumers.
Shortly after the IDF channel began making waves, YouTube - which is owned by Google - removed IDF videos from the website. After the move evoked a storm of protest, YouTube restored them but flagged the videos in the same manner it flags pornography. People trying to access the videos received a screen saying, "This video or group may contain content that is inappropriate for some users, as flagged by YouTube's user community. To view this video or group please verify that you are 18 or older by singing in and signing up."

Here's a link to the write-up of the YouTube move.
http://www.haaretz.com/news/watch-youtube-pulls-some-idf-videos-showing-gaza-assault-1.260588

If YouTube didn't already have a track record for censoring pro-Israel material, I would say that despite the obviously frivolous and unsubstantiated nature of the copyright claim against We Con the World, the company was simply erring on the side of caution.

The fact that more than 3 million people have already seen the video and that it has been written up in major newspapers and featured on major television networks around the world since we first posted it last Thursday night however causes me to fear that something else is going on here.

Despite these obstacles, we at Latma have no intention of crying Uncle. By tomorrow, we will repost our song on blogs throughout the world. If you already downloaded the song, please post it on your website. If not, I will post a non-youtube version on my site tomorrow with instructions from my webmaster about how to download it.

Moreover, stay tuned for our next video next Thursday night.

If someone is in fact trying to silence our voices, they will soon discover that they are messing with the wrong Jews.

Here's that Fair Use Doctrine from the US Copyright Office
http://www.copyright.gov/fls/fl102.html

"One of the rights accorded to the owner of copyright is the right to reproduce or to authorize others to reproduce the work in copies or phonorecords. This right is subject to certain limitations found in sections 107 through 118 of the copyright law (title 17, U. S. Code). One of the more important limitations is the doctrine of "fair use." The doctrine of fair use has developed through a substantial number of court decisions over the years and has been codified in section 107 of the copyright law.

Section 107 contains a list of the various purposes for which the reproduction of a particular work may be considered fair, such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Section 107 also sets out four factors to be considered in determining whether or not a particular use is fair:

1. The purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes

2. The nature of the copyrighted work

3. The amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole

4. The effect of the use upon the potential market for, or value of, the copyrighted work

The distinction between fair use and infringement may be unclear and not easily defined. There is no specific number of words, lines, or notes that may safely be taken without permission.

Acknowledging the source of the copyrighted material does not substitute for obtaining permission.

The 1961 Report of the Register of Copyrights on the General Revision of the U.S. Copyright Law cites examples of activities that courts have regarded as fair use: "quotation of excerpts in a review or criticism for purposes of illustration or comment; quotation of short passages in a scholarly or technical work, for illustration or clarification of the author's observations; use in a parody of some of the content of the work parodied; summary of an address or article, with brief quotations, in a news report;
reproduction by a library of a portion of a work to replace part of a damaged copy; reproduction by a teacher or student of a small part of a work to illustrate a lesson; reproduction of a work in legislative or judicial proceedings or reports; incidental and fortuitous reproduction, in a newsreel or broadcast, of a work located in the scene of an event being reported."

Copyright protects the particular way an author has expressed himself. It does not extend to any ideas, systems, or factual information conveyed in the work.
The safest course is always to get permission from the copyright owner before using copyrighted material. The Copyright Office cannot give this permission.

When it is impracticable to obtain permission, use of copyrighted material should be avoided unless the doctrine of fair use would clearly apply to the situation. The Copyright Office can neither determine if a certain use may be considered fair nor advise on possible copyright violations. If there is any doubt, it is advisable to consult an attorney.

FL-102, Revised May 2009
[END QUOTE]

"We're waving our own knives......"

SOURCE FOR THE CITED TEXT ABOVE:
YouTube silences Latma, removes We Con the World
Caroline Glick June 12, 2010, 6:01 AM
www.carolineglick.com/e/2010/06/youtube-silences-latma-removes.php

WANNA SEE IT?

The music video can still be found at:
http://wejew.com/media/8629/Flotilla_Choir_Parody:_We_Con_The_World/
As well as:
http://sharecrazy.com/beta/daily/3693/gaza-peace-flotilla-fundraiser

It is your democratic right, even your duty, to expose yourself to humor, satire, and strong opinions - particularly if a bunch of people wearing pinstripe suits object.

ESPECIALLY if the pinstripe brigade objects!

"The blogosphere and the new media are basically a war zone in a battle for world opinion"
------Major Avital Leibovich

Surely you can decide your own brain-content? Do you really need a bunch of corporate weasels telling you what you can or cannot hear? Do you really think that Silicon Valley types (yoga, wheat-germ, crystal healing, no dairy, and similar self-importance boosting fluff) are in any position to dictate your thoughts?

Watch the video!

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Please note: all links above were included in the interest of both fairness and providing substantiation for the opinion(s) cited above. So also the half quotes around the word 'censors' - like all true-blue Americans, we quake at the prospect of our corporate leaders (Google, et al) being pissed at us, and sending a troupe of trained assassin-gibbons to whack us. Honestly. Content is the property of the respective copyright owners (Google, Youtube, Google, IHH, World Con, Google, Erdogan, Google, Caroline Glick, Google, Latma TV, Google, Violent Provocateurs, possibly also Turkey, plus Friends of Hamas, and the already mentioned SRP's - and Google), we're just here to let you form your own, corporate-approved, opinions.
Did I already mention the half-quotes around the word 'censors'?
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NOTES:

From Wikipedia: "Fair use and fair dealing - Copyright does not prohibit all copying or replication. In the United States, the fair use doctrine, codified by the Copyright Act of 1976 as 17 U.S.C. § 107, permits some copying and distribution without permission of the copyright holder or payment to same. The statute does not clearly define fair use, but instead gives four non-exclusive factors to consider in a fair use analysis. Those factors are:
1.the purpose and character of the use;
2.the nature of the copyrighted work;
3.the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and
4.the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work.

SOURCE: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright

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Please note again: the cited links are included in the interest of both fairness and providing substantiation. We would not want to be found wanting by pinstripers in any of this, as we respect and love them for their attempts to shield us, always, from opinions which might upset us. Or upset European socialists and 'Homicidal Middle-Eastern Religious Fanatics'™, who we have been lead to believe, ARE AN IMPORTANT DEMOGRAPHIC!!!
Until the Europeans declare bankruptcy, like all loyal drones, we will respect their purchasing power, and as for the 'Homicidal Middle-Eastern Religious Fanatics'™, we are keenly aware how important that market is, too.
Did I already mention the half-quotes thing?
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BRITAIN'S JEW-HATE REACHES FEVER-PITCH

2010-06-08T10:09:00.000-07:00

Once again the sneering pustules of England have united to impose their twisted worldview.
Is there NO hatred to which they will not stoop?

England, which likes to bill itself as the birthplace of democracy, and a liberal tolerant nation besides, delights in taking the lead when it comes to bigotry, political correctness, and promoting an intolerance of which both Stalin and Hitler would approve. Gone are the days when England was the world's brightest light, a bastion against the European darkness. Now what remains is quislingism, pettiness, and a shallowness of vision utterly terrifying in its limitation of scope, depth, or intelligence.

QUOTE:
Describing Israel as a “rogue state,” a “terror state way beyond apartheid” and a “war state” with “no appetite for peace or coexistence,” Unite, Britain’s biggest trade union, voted last Thursday for a complete boycott of Israeli goods and services at its annual conference in Manchester.
End quote.

SOURCE:
http://www.jpost.com/International/Article.aspx?id=177797

Note this well: the one state which still maintains apartheid, Malaysia, has NEVER been condemned by the British - possibly because Malaysian Apartheid was engineered by the British, is still clothed in acceptable British legal phraseology, and is aimed at the two ethnicities which struggled against British hegemony: the Chinese and the Indians. Malaysia never fought the British; for their limpness and obsequium they are rewarded well, and they are a respected member of the Commonwealth.

QUOTE:
The union, which has some two million members, will now “actively and vigorously” promote a boycott of Israeli goods and services “similar to the boycott of South Africa during the apartheid era,” as well as a policy of divestment from Israeli companies.
End quote.

British unions have always had traitors among their ranks. During the cold war, the spies and mercenaries of the East-Bloc were coddled, supported, nurtured by the British left. Many of the fancy boys who accepted vodka and affection from Moscow's secret agents posted to the Court of St. James came from the ranks of 'Labour'.

QUOTE:
Raymond Morrell, from the London and Eastern region of Unite’s Aerospace and Shipbuilding sector, described Israel as a “terror state” that goes “way beyond” what South Africa once was.
End quote.

Raymond Morrell, who in a different world would probably be a bomb-throwing irredentist instead of merely a moral cripple, does not grasp the meaning of words.

In a region where terror is funded and encouraged by Arabs (ever a fetishistic fondness of British men), engineered by rabid religious fanatics, cheered by Pakistan, Turkey, and Iran, Israel is the only NON-TERROR state.

In a world where the Saudis still outlaw freedom of religion and import non-Muslims from Africa and Asia to work as domestics - in conditions often too horrible to detail - a world where Egypt semi-officially sanctions violence against Christians and Sudanese, a world where the whorehouses of the Gulf states and Lebanon are filled with the abused victims of Arab venality and sexism - Raymond Morrell shows his utter lack of a moral compass and his complete ethical deprivation by accusing the single country in the Middle East where women have equality and gays have rights of being worse than Britain's former favourite client, which even after the Boers took over bought arms and ammo from the English.

But then, what else could one expect from the British?

QUOTE:
With no mention of rocket and mortar attacks on Israel, the motion called for an annulment of the European Union-Israel trade agreement and for sanctions to be imposed.
End quote.

How precisely a reflection of English displeasure at having been kicked out of the Holy Land at the end of World War Two. The English do not soon forget their humiliation.
It took until 1939 before they opportunistically forgave the United States for having rejected their colonial dictats, and even today the voices of anti-Americanism still ring loudest in the British Isles - despite their freedom being founded upon American resolve in the face of Hitler's fascism, Stalin's bombast, European hypocrisy and weakness, and Arab treachery.
The English, like the French, are at heart "surrender monkeys", as their largest trade union, once again, demonstrates.
Gentlemen! We really did not need another example! The history books are already filled with Albion's perfidy.

But it is remarkable how an upper-class distaste for Jews has translated into a virulent lower-class bigotry.
Truly they are a "united" kingdom.

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Cross-posted here:
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2010/06/britains-jew-hate-reaches-fever-pitch.html
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Malaysia, Indonesia, Bahrain, Kuwait, Pakistan, Ireland, Turkey, and Holland support terror

2010-06-02T16:00:00.000-07:00

[Sarcasm alert] BECAUSE TERROR IS THE NEW 'DEMOCRACY'! [End sarcasm alert]

From the BBC:
About 120 activists arrived in Jordan via the Allenby crossing in the morning to cheers and applause from supporters.
The activists, from Arab and Muslim nations such as Malaysia, Indonesia, Bahrain, Kuwait and Pakistan, were due to travel on to Amman, from where they would travel to their respective countries.
End quote.

Source:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/middle_east/10210949.stm

Malaysia still practices a vicious form of racism and apartheid against the Chinese who have been there for generations, in some cases longer than the 'original Malays', many of whom are descended from Sumatrans, Javans, and Bugis who immigrated during the British colonial period; Indonesia has Muslim fanatics who massacred Christians in Ambon and animists in Borneo, in Jihad campaigns that still fester - their alleged counter-terror operations concentrate mainly on preventing their Islamicists from destroying the tourist industry.

Bahrain, like many Gulf States, has business men and clerics who channel funds for AlQaeda, Hamas, Hezbollah, and various other Jihadi causes; Kuwait presents the same scenario - they resent the Western World, even after having their char-siu saved during Saddam's day; Pakistan is filled with thieves and murderers with impeccable Muslim credentials, and remains the main source of Terrorism in the civilized world, aside from having an intelligence service that is heavily involved in Jihad and an intelligentsia which spews conspiracy theories, Islamic hatred of America, and venom against Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, and Ahmadis.

Ireland has replaced their love of Celto-Fascist thugs with a fanatical love of anti-Semites and revolutionaries in the third world; Turkey is hand in glove with Jihadi charities funding Hamas and Al-Qaeda in Iraq; and Holland so tolerates Islamic radicals that it supports them with state funds.

Note that the next terror-ship to attempt to break Israel's blockade comes from Ireland - a country which makes up for it's relatively short history of Jew-hate by being that much more enthusiastic and mis-informed.

The Turkish role in spreading Islamic radicalism is, by now, self-evident. That country should be expelled from NATO as soon as possible, though doing so would probably hasten the time when the Turks use our own weapons against us. Turkey is once again positioning itself as the head of the Islamic umma, and the Ghazi mentality has come back tenfold since the days when the Turks still paid lip-service to secularism and civilized values.

The Dutch harbor so many angry Muslims, mainly Arabs and Turks, that their entire nation is at risk - the Socialist Party ('Socialistische Partij') has already seen the light and collaborates at every opportunity with the future masters of Amsterdam and Rotterdam, while the old mainline Socialists (Dutch Labor Party - Partij van de Arbeid) still maintains a modest pretense at Dutch values, albeit only their own rather eccentric interpretation thereof.

For more on the Turks:
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2010/06/turkish-terror-supporters-european.html
[BULENT YILDIRIM & RECEP TAYYIB ERDOGAN]

For more on the Dutch:
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2010/06/dutch-terrorist-in-israeli-cell-finally.html
[AMIN ABOU RASHED & GRETTA DUISENBERG]

The role of the Malays, Indonesians, and Arabs in international terror and the perpetration of Islamic tyranny is already too well known, and you can find it on the internet with no trouble at all.

ABBAS REJECTS PEACE

2010-05-28T09:53:00.000-07:00

The Palestinian 'chief-obstacle' has finally made it clear:
NO NEGOTIATIONS EVER!

That, at the very minimum, is the substance of a recent statement.

QUOTE:
"Palestinian Authority Chairman Mahmoud Abbas revealed Thursday that he does not intend to hold direct negotiations with Israeli leaders until Israel and the PA have reached a United States-mediated final agreement regarding the borders of a future PA state. Those borders must include Jerusalem as the capital, he added."
End quote.

SOURCE: http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/137734
[Article: Abbas: Agree on Borders First, then Hold Direct Talks]

This means that unless Israel gives up her capitol city - the focus of Jewish yearning for all the long years of exile and for several centuries overwhelmingly Jewish - the PLO will not even consider coming to terms with reality and the existence of the state which predates their own violent nationalism.

It will of course be remembered that until 1967, the people who now call themselves Palestinians considered themselves Jordanian, Syrian, and Egyptian. In point of fact, one could argue that there was no sense of differentiation from the Arab Umma before Hussein of Jordan wrested control of his kingdom back and expelled the PLO during Black September.

[Note: Not only Jordan was glad to see the backs of this group - Lebanon, Tunis, Kuwait, and Iraq were pleased by every "Palestinian" departure. Arafat, founder of this farce of a nation, managed to insult and injure every Arab government that ever extended the hand of friendship to his cutthroat clique. Arab support for the "Palestinian" cause can be seen as little more than a desire to be well rid of so unstable and volatile a bunch.]

QUOTE:
"It is the aim of negotiations to lead to the establishment of an independent Palestinian state with Jerusalem as its capital," Abbas said at a press conference in Malaysia. The PA chairman is currently on a tour of Asia. "
End quote.

There is no doubt that the Malaysians lapped his words up. Malays have bitterly resented their own status as unimportant fringe players in the grand scheme of things, and their loathing for the values of Western Civilization has driven many of them into the arms of ethnic hate and Islamic Nationalism - since the eighties, their more extreme elements have sought to prove their worth to the Arabs.
Who, except for desperate gangsters and crooks like Abbas, persist in regarding them as little more than pathetic wannabees.

Much like the Pakistanis, in other words.

Isn't anyone getting tired of this bunch of idiots?

Obama's foreign policy

2010-05-16T22:23:00.000-07:00

Excerpts from a BBC article on Obama's foreign policy 051410

QUOTE:
According to Professor Eliot Cohen of Johns Hopkins University in Washington, the apparent shifts in the US approach to both Israel and Afghanistan "reflect the encounter of preconceived notions with reality, or really with two realities, namely, that you don't make your allies behave better by slapping them around, and you don't win over serious enemies by attempting to ingratiate yourself with them".

Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8680614.stm

QUOTE:
US foreign policy watcher Charles Kupchan at the Council on Foreign Relations takes a rather different view.

"President Obama's foreign policy has actually been quite consistent. From the start, he has preferred engagement - interspersed with moments of tough talk - to isolation," he said.
"He has confronted President Karzai on corruption and governance failures, but continues to work with him; like it or not, Karzai is the only game in town.

"On balance, Obama has been pragmatic, not ideological. During his first year, he had trouble turning his visions into reality. But in the second year, implementation of policy has improved - less talk and more action."

Many have commented on the paucity of results so far. Iran's nuclear programme seems restricted more by its own technical limitations than anything else.

But Robin Niblett, director of the London-based think tank Chatham House, said there were some merits in the process itself.

"Engagement changes the dynamics for US foreign policy even if it does not achieve immediate and specific results," he said.
"Opening bilateral discussions with Iran has not changed Iran's behaviour as yet, but has increased the willingness of Europeans to back more serious sanctions.
"And 're-setting' with Russia has not stopped Russia from pursuing a policy of reasserting influence in Ukraine and the Caucasus, but has made discussions with them over Iran more constructive."

THE ISRAEL RELATIONSHIP

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Critics have lambasted the president for what they see as a pointless attack on a good ally.
Others have argued strongly US pressure on Israel is long overdue and that it should be stepped up and maintained.

Nathan Brown of the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace has chronicled and analysed the failings of the Middle East peace process for longer than he would probably care to admit.

He was less concerned about the pressure on Mr Netanyahu, but rather about the context in which it was being brought to bear.

"If the Obama administration is serious about pursuing Israeli-Palestinian peace, then some tension with the Israeli government is inevitable - its positions are simply quite far from US ideas about a settlement," he said. "The problem was not the toughness, but that the toughness seemed detached from any strategy. Now, after more than a year in office, the Obama administration finally seems to be piecing together a strategy."

Nonetheless, Mr Brown is far from convinced that this strategy is based upon a sound foundation.

"The basic problem is that it assumes that the conditions prevailing five or 10 years ago still hold," added Mr Brown. "They do not."
"The Palestinian side is split and weak. Israeli public opinion - and not just right-wing leaders - betrays signs of having checked out of the peace process.
"Pursuing peace talks as if Hamas does not exist, Gaza is irrelevant and the Israelis are on board is unrealistic."

Mr Niblett said: "The shifts reflect a willingness to adjust and not be didactic if things are not working. It is part of the pragmatism that permeates the Obama administration."

But he cautioned that there were clearly limits to the US policy of engagement.
"The test will be how the Obama administration adapts its policies through this second year," said Mr Niblett.

Indeed, the coming weeks and months will provide perhaps the greatest test of President Obama's whole approach to the world. If the Israel-Palestinian talks make little progress -as most experts expect - does the Obama team have an interim approach to prevent or contain any renewed outbreak of violence?
With US outreach efforts to Syria stalled, can another conflict on Israel's northern border with Lebanon be avoided?
And perhaps the biggest question of all, even if another round of sanctions against Iran can be agreed at the United Nations, what then?

If Iran's nuclear programme continues, will the Obama administration have to come to terms with at least a "nuclear-capable" Iran. Or might it seek to change the status quo by some other means?

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PERSONAL AFTERTHOUGHTS

Back in the fifties and sixties, no one thought that the United States bond with the free Chinese on Taiwan would ever be broken. Our loyalty to our friends, who had fought on our side against the Japanese during WWII, was utterly unshakeable.

Nixon, at that time the darling of the American rightwingers, and probably a closet John Bircher in addition to being a foul-mouthed bigot in his private life, dumped Taiwan into the garbage by recognizing the Peoples Republic, and reaffirming as a matter of government policy that in essence there was only one China.
Not two countries, not two valid systems and ideologies. Not two divergent branches of the same tree, one despotic and one democratic. Not two societies with a similar heritage and a formerly shared country. One.
That decision delegitimized Taiwan, and placed the burden of resolving the issue which divided the two sides on Taipei.

This is relevant for two reasons:
1. The United States has a track-record of allowing opportunity and pragmatism to triumph over historical friendship and alliance, irrespective of political commonality and shared values.
2. Being right is far less important to American foreign policy than being big business.

That second point explains why oil companies have more traction at Foggy Bottom and on American university campuses than any number of friends of Israel. It also indicates that, until we have entirely broken our reliance on the Arabs, the United States establishment must largely view Israel and the Jews with more than a little jaundice at best, or as an obstruction to the American Dream at worst.
This is especially plangent when our new "friends" of the Asian mainland dominate our supply lines and compete with us for that precious Arab commodity.

Note: It is natural (or in any case 'normal') that world powers allow practical considerations to shape their foreign policies; Britain and France, for example, have always acted thus. And both of those countries have by their subsequent policy formulations "justified" the rankest of stinking opportunisms.

In our own case, United States involvement in Latin America is a litany of brigandage, blackmail, and support for sadists, thugs, and criminals.
The bigger the rapist, the greater the chance that we supplied him with armaments and trained his thugs in the approved way of sowing terror.

Though there have been many exceptions, our past behavior somewhat diminishes our claim to moral leadership or the pretence that our foreign policy is based solely on our democratic ideals.

The betrayal of Taiwan can by no means be considered an isolated case - in 1949, the United States and Britain threw the Dutch under the bus in Indonesia. Not that the Dutch hegemony there had any remaining merit - as rulers they were morally bankrupt - but in that the Indonesian nationalist were brigands and murderers who had collaborated with the Japanese Imperial Army and intended to exploit their nation's wealth and human resources in a manner and to an extent which put all previous imperialist to shame, they could not be considered in any way "on the same page" as the Western World - as events in Indonesia throughout the fifties and sixties abundantly showed.
The late Suharto, along with Marcos of the Philippines a great friend of the United States, put even his predecessor Sukarno to shame, running a dictatorship more extortionate and more brutal than even many Eastern-European tyrants. It was very good for American business.

Nor can it be argued that the United States acted with any ethical consistency, as our support of the French in Indochina during that period makes clear: The French employed even more murderous tactics than the Dutch in their desperate attempt to hold onto empire, the VietMin clearly had both the people and the opinion of the world on their side - but France was a far more valuable asset to the United States than the Netherlands.

[That's why the French fought on our side in Irak, whereas the Dutch.... Oh wait! It was actually the other way around! My bad! The Dutch fought with us in Irak, but the French sniped from the sidelines and supported Saddam....... Oh well, vive la France anyhow.]

For nations, the burden of being small is eternal vigilance.

PILAR RAHOLA SPEECH

2010-04-30T16:33:00.000-07:00

Speech by Spanish politician, journalist and activist Pilar Rahola.
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Why don't we see demonstrations against Islamic dictatorships in London , Paris , Barcelona ? Or demonstrations against the Burmese dictatorship? Why aren't there demonstrations against the enslavement of millions of women who live without any legal protection? Why aren't there demonstrations against the use of children as human bombs where there is conflict with Islam? Why has there been no leadership in support of the victims of Islamic dictatorship in Sudan ? Why is there never any outrage against the acts of terrorism committed against Israel ? Why is there no outcry by the European left against Islamic fanaticism? Why don't they defend Israel 's right to exist? Why confuse support of the Palestinian cause with the defense of Palestinian terrorism? And finally, the million dollar question: Why is the left in Europe and around the world obsessed with the two most solid democracies, the United States and Israel, and not with the worst dictatorships on the planet? The two most solid democracies, who have suffered the bloodiest attacks of terrorism, and the left doesn't care.

And then, to the concept of freedom. In every pro Palestinian European forum I hear the left yelling with fervor: "We want freedom for the people!" Not true. They are never concerned with freedom for the people of Syria or Yemen or Iran or Sudan , or other such nations. And they are never preoccupied when Hammas destroys freedom for the Palestinians. They are only concerned with using the concept of Palestinian freedom as a weapon against Israeli freedom. The resulting consequence of these ideological pathologies is the manipulation of the press. The international press does major damage when reporting on the question of the Israeli-Palestinian issue. On this topic they don't inform, they propagandize. When reporting about Israel the majority of journalists forget the reporter code of ethics.
And so, any Israeli act of self-defense becomes a massacre, and any confrontation, genocide. So many stupid things have been written about Israel , that there aren't any accusations left to level against her.

At the same time, this press never discusses Syrian and Iranian interference in propagating violence against Israel ; the indoctrination of children and the corruption of the Palestinians. And when reporting about victims, every Palestinian casualty is reported as tragedy and every Israeli victim is camouflaged, hidden or reported about with disdain. And let me add on the topic of the Spanish left. Many are the examples that illustrate the anti-Americanism and anti-Israeli sentiments that define the Spanish left.

For example, one of the leftist parties in Spain has just expelled one of its members for creating a pro-Israel website. I quote from the expulsion document: "Our friends are the people of Iran , Libya and Venezuela , oppressed by imperialism, and not a Nazi state like Israel ." In another example, the socialist mayor of Campozuelos changed Shoah Day, commemorating the victims of the Holocaust, with Palestinian Nabka Day, which mourns the establishment of the State of Israel, thus showing contempt for the six million European Jews murdered in the Holocaust.
Or in my native city of Barcelona , the city council decided to commemorate the 60th anniversary of the creation of the State of Israel, by having a week of solidarity with the Palestinian people. Thus, they invited Leila Khaled, a noted terrorist from the 70's and current leader of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, a terrorist organization so described by the European Union, which promotes the use of bombs against Israel.

This politically correct way of thinking has even polluted the speeches of president Zapatero. His foreign policy falls within the lunatic left, and on issues of the Middle East he is unequivocally pro Arab. I can assure you that in private, Zapatero places on Israel the blame for the conflict in the Middle East , and the policies of foreign minister Moratinos reflect this. The fact that Zapatero chose to wear a kafiah in the midst of the Lebanon conflict is no coincidence; it's a symbol. Spain has suffered the worst terrorist attack in Europe and it is in the crosshairs of every Islamic terrorist organization.
As I wrote before, they kill us with cell phones hooked to satellites connected to the Middle Ages. An yet the Spanish left is the most anti Israeli in the world. And then it says it is anti Israeli because of solidarity. This is the madness I want to denounce in this conference.

Conclusion: I am not Jewish. Ideologically I am left and by profession a journalist. Why am I not anti Israeli like my colleagues? Because as a non-Jew I have the historical responsibility to fight against Jewish hatred and currently against the hatred for their historic homeland, Israel . To fight against anti-Semitism is not the duty of the Jews, it is the duty of the non-Jews. As a journalist it is my duty to search for the truth beyond prejudice, lies and manipulations. The truth about Israel is not told.
As a person from the left who loves progress, I am obligated to defend liberty, culture, civic education for children, coexistence and the laws that the Tablets of the Covenant made into universal principles. Principles that Islamic fundamentalism systematically destroys.
That is to say that as a non-Jew, journalist and lefty I have a triple moral duty with Israel, because if Israelis destroyed, liberty, modernity and culture will be destroyed too. The struggle of Israel , even if the world doesn't want to accept it, is the struggle of the world.

Pilar Rahola
http://www.haaretz.com/hasen/spages/1030117.html
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Pilar-Rahola/160601218238
http://israelseen.com/2010/02/08/pilar-rahola-jews-with-six-arms/
http://israelseen.com/2009/12/30/pilar-rahola-is-a-spanish-politician-journalist-and-activist/
http://www.pilarrahola.com/3_0/HOME/default.cfm?IDIOMA=ENG
http://www.israpundit.com/2008/?p=20252
http://www.cicweb.ca/scene/2010/04/speech-by-spanish-activist-pilar-rahola-the-struggle-of-israel-is-the-struggle-of-the-world/

Bravo, sister!
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But are they edible?

2010-04-17T15:42:00.000-07:00

And the answer is, apparently, yes. Whales, that is. Now while SOME of my associates would argue that, because whales have neither hoofs nor cud, and can't be slaughtered (is that "schocheted"?) by a quick stroke to the neck that severs arteries and airpassages, they are by definition not edible, by reason of being not kosher ......................................

That argument doesn't work for me.

I don't keep kosher, and I lack the food neuroses of wasps.
Yes, I can deal with it. No hang ups.

SHEER YUMMY GOODNESS!

The beasts vaunted intelligence is ALSO not an issue. Pigs are very intelligent - much more intelligent than cows or sheep (extremely stupid animals), and way way more intelligent than chickens (stupid, evil, and smelly), yet we eat those. Delicious!

Vegans are remarkably dull and stupid - but we do not eat them (they probably taste like crap anyway).

There is a Japanese site which advocates whale consumption:
http://ichiba.geocities.jp/seashepherd_japanfanclub/

Can't read what I think are recipes. But there's a classic SOUTHPARK episode.
http://say-move.org/comeplay.php?comeid=33521

Trigger and Dolly and Bubbles snuff it. You should have kissed them before they died.

"Thanks for the delicious whale! "
---------Sea Shepherd Japan Fanclub

Whale Sashimi
Whale Bacon
Canned Whale Meat Yamatoni
Canned Whale Meat Sunoko
Tatsuta Fried Whale

And here's a great FOOD movie!
It reminded me of such classics as 'Como Agua Para Chocolate' and 'Babette's Feast', as well as so very many Julia Child episodes! You will love it! Watch it again and again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR_9A3NpfCQ&feature=player_embedded

There. Wasn't that good?

連邦政府軍のご協力により、君達の鯨魚は、全てCATSがいただいた!!!

Oh by the way, racist honky Australians and New Zealanders suck. Are you as tired as I am by the sneering whitey superiority of Greenpeace activists? Anyone wanna harpoon the bastards?
If so, I applaud you. Just make sure you do it in international waters. That way sharks have some fun too. Sharks are good.

All your cetacean are belong to us!!!
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Down at Civic center last week: International Answer plus tie-dye and tee-shirts

2010-03-27T16:00:00.000-07:00

Exactly a week ago, Dick Becker, Lily Haskell, Uhuru and the Black Socialist People's Party, as well as the Phillipino radicals who hate their parents, Queers for Gaza, Code Pink, the Anarcho-Simbionese, and various others, gathered to throw a big ole hissy in San Francisco Civic Center.

There are ten million people in the greater Bay Area.
Only five hundred showed up.
That's hardly anybody at all.
No wonder it wasn't really mentioned by the press.

Which is a pretty miserable showing, given that Richard Becker desperately TRIED to get as many people as possible down there. Even trucking in collaboraters and hairy radicals from Sacramento, the South Bay, and Marin County. And some frowsty old hippies from Petaluma.

Heck, the e-mails his co-conspirators sent out in the weeks leading up to the civic center hissy fit made it seem like it was the be-all and end-all of revolutionary events, gonna change your life oh my, please please PLEASE come! I must have received at least a dozen such e-mails myself.

I've seen better numbers at interpretive dance events. Which at least hold it together long enough to tell you something. Even if it is 'tofu butterflies and whales green planet' hooha.

Five hundred. If that many. Hah!

The only ones who were on the message were Lily Haskell of the Arab Resource Organizing Center (a crypto-Muslim extremist political group funded by the Tides Center) and her pet teenage hoodlums. Plus their unemployable older brothers and angry sisters. Who threatened the only Jews they could find. And waved their fists. And spat.
As is their habit.

Over on another blog, there's a discussion about whether Lily Haskell is sexually appealing. Personally, I don't think so (sorry, I just ain't into pasty white chicks), and that subject is about as germane as Grant Patel's frequent speculation about the smallness of Dick Becker's manly member. The answer is: WHO THE HELL CARES?!?!
It isn't Lily Haskell or Dick Becker's dubious sexuality that excites people's interest, but the ongoing struggle by both of those individuals to villify Jews and cause divisiveness. And who is, ultimately, funding their destructive efforts.
I think it's the Qataris, but it might also be the Methodist and Presbyterian Churches.

Speaking of which, there were also some hardcore bitter-faced protestants down at civic center. They applauded anemically whenever Dick Becker or his obedient Mexicana (Gloria) spoke. And they positively beamed with delight when the pimply Arab teenagers yelled "Free free Palestine". I guess the prospect of a free Palestine cheered their cheap souls - one with every purchase, buy two get the third one free, collect the set.

What any of this has to do with the war in Afghanistan beats the heck out of me. The whole thing seemed more like a bellyache and bitch orgy over everything else than the war. I think it was about Richard Becker's gout. Or his lack of a social life. Dick Becker looked more sour when it was over than I have EVER seen him. He's getting old. His teeth need work. His posture is sagging.
It must be very sad to be so utterly irrelevant.

There may have also been some Unitarians from Berkeley over there - I can't recognize those people, they all look alike.

Next time folks, leave the love beads, patchouli oil, and burning sage at home. Some of your friends smell funkoriffic enough already. Especially the Berkeley contingent.

And thank you for wasting my time.

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Anyhow, this is another blogger's report on the event:
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2010/03/san-francisco-anti-war-protest-fizzles.html

Quote: "Code pink. Veterans for Peace. The International Solidarity Movement. Bayan (Philippino something, didn't ask, can't stand those folks). Black Blok and other free-range anarchists. The nine-eleven conspiracy cults, representing seven different belief-systems - did you know the Masons were behind the attack? I didn't.Free Leonard Peltier. The Queer Insurrection. Revolutionary Labor organizers. Radical Vegans. " End quote.

This is where you can join the speculation about Lily Haskell's doubtful charms:
http://anarchozionist.blogspot.com/2010/03/dear-lily-haskell.html

Quote: "you tend to operate like Hamas does and until you end that pattern of behavior there can be no peace. Blind hatred serves no one. ( ) Perhaps one day you'll be honest with yourself and admit that murdering Jews is anathema to peace. " End quote.

And, more than you could POSSIBLY want to read about Dick Becker:
http://grantpatel.blogspot.com/search?q=BEcker

Quote: "I SHALL NOW REPEAT: RICHARD BECKER HAS A TINY PENIS! RICHARD BECKER HAS A TINY PENIS!!! ALL OF INTERNATIONAL ANSWER HAS TINY PENISES!!!!!!!" End quote.

Lily Haskell is of course the well-known firebrand who threatened to throw Zionists down an elevator shaft at a demonstration in 2008. She also got in trouble down in the Mission district for making unreasonable demands at a community meeting. Dick Becker is the pathetic old coot who runs International ANSWER in the Bay Area - he really has no life. Grant Patel, who seems obsessed with Dick Becker's measely little thingy, has not been heard of for several months (either he's in India, or Forest Schmidt whacked him for insulting his boy friend).
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Oh, hello Wafeed and Mohanned, how's your sister doing? She get married to Fawzi yet?

Panty-hating leftwing creeps

2010-02-18T17:30:00.000-08:00

Haven't posted in a while due to school restarting. So it was a surprise to find over eighty comments awaiting moderation. I have approved ten of them, which can now be read by my voracious and impatient public underneath their respective posts - you know who you are.
Oh and thanks Ari, Atboth, and several Anonymouses.

Several spammatic comments were rejected; only two of them were for viagra, and one of them was for cosmetic surgery - breast implants, I believe. The others were dense Russian stuff or programming code.

But ONE comment really deserves mention.

QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE QUOTE!

Anonymous has left a new comment on your post "Caterpillar and Motorola: stock which the anti-Israel activists want you to buy"
http://deathbynoodles.blogspot.com/2009/12/caterpillar-and-motorola-stock-which.html

"One of these days, when you wise up in college, and learn to either accept yourself or to make friends outside of the internet, you will learn to think for yourself and not let the approval and attention of old men sway your opinions and beliefs.

You are not dense. Just hungry for attention. It's why teenage girls such as yourself regularly bring up your panties on online blogs. And it's why old men first start reading your blog. You will one day feel embarrassed by every bigoted, racist remark or sexual innuendo you posted for the public to read.

College will be different. It's nothing like highschool.

I wasn't much different from you ten years ago."

[Posted by Anonymous, December 18, 2009 5:38 AM]

END QUOTE

Dear Anonymous,

Sweatheart, you have clearly not been reading my blog attentively. You just noticed mention of the word panties (hi Grant Patel!) and flipped your lid.
Had that been the ONLY thing you noticed, I would consider you no more than a pervert - such as infest the Bay Area, it's perv central - and pay it no mind. But you decided to complain patronizingly about my intense dislike for pro-Palestinians, Jew-haters, Berkeleyites, Leftwing scumsucking terrorism supporters, and the International ANSWER crowd always getting their knickers sopping whenever some retrograde thirdworld goon chief says something particularly anti-American or anti-Israeli.

Oh poor you.
Did I hurt your feelings? Did I disappoint your preconceptions about nice little Chinatown girls? Did I offend your bleeding-heart liberal attitudes about the noble savages in Gaza, the Westbank, and sundry liquor stores all over San Francisco? Boo hoo.

Look, that you choose to invest yourself emotionally in Dick Becker's filthy causes is your affair - and what a sweaty nasty seedy affair that must be - but you and your type are rapidly making the Bay Area a worse place than the presence of Berkeley does. Between intellectual thugs such as yourself, opportunists and mental cripples such as Mirkarimi and John Avalos, and the Bay Area Women in Black, Code Pink, Students for buggerall in Palestine, and others of your frightful ilk, this place is going to the dogs at double-speed.

One of the attentive and approving old men of whom you spoke said this:

"Given the monumental human suffering that the far left have been responsible for since 1917, in a perfect world every one of those people would be lined up and shot."

Here: http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2010/01/kind-thoughts-about-ultra-left.html
Go ahead, read all of it. I have, attentively and approvingly.

And I agree with him. Boy howdy do I agree. Assholes like yourself supported the Khmer Rouge and the murderous excess of the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution. Since then you have boosted any number of rapacious dictators and criminal regimes, as now you support that sleazy Persian, the decrepit Cuban, the madmen in the Sudan, and that loony in Venezuela.
You are responsible for ninety five percent of all the bad karma in a large radius around your rancid little self. You need to die. Get banged, creep.

But thank you so very very much for reading my blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm starved for attention and I really do appreciate your feedback. Thank you! Especially because you are so much older and wiser - ten whole years? Wow!
Panty?

Chinese nuts and bolts

2010-02-16T20:01:00.000-08:00

Fellow blogger and certifiable eccentric ATBOTH has recently posted a rich and densely informative article about overseas Chinese and some of the books he likes.

http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2010/02/reading-chinese-in-san-francisco.html

Problem is, it's kinda boring. He doesn't mention food.

Sweetheart, if you want to keep our ABIDING interest, please mention food.
Thank you, and good night.

CodePink fits and shizzles

2009-12-31T18:36:00.000-08:00

Those lovely ladies in rosy tootoos, known as CodePink, really had a (tofu) cow recently at their anti-Isreal and pro-Hamas fast in front of the Egyptian Consulate.
It was a very pink cow.

Turns out they don't like hummus.
The folks who showed up for a spontaneous anti-pink picnic offered them hummus - heavy on the cumin, olive oil (kosher virgin) and garlic, with nice soft pita bread - but the poor Berkeleyite maidenly Marxists manqué indicated that they much preferred Hamas.

Ladies, Hamas is inedible. Surely you know that? Not only inedible, but indigestible.

Anyhow, you sweet little thangs shouldn't have refused the hummus. It was gooooood!

For three days, for two hours each day, the ladies of CodePink refused, REFUSED, to eat anything. In public. At 276 Mallorca Way. In San Francisco.

[Described by a very perspicacious person here: http://infectiousasian.blogspot.com/2009/12/code-pink-in-other-news.html ]

The reason was that they were upset, peevish even, because those evil Zionist conspirators (aka the Egyptian Government) wouldn't allow thirteen hundred middle-class pilgrims from Britain, Western Europe, and the United States to march through the sands into Gaza (aka a colony of Iran).
So they 'fasted'. For two whole hours a day.
Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday.
Oh, the sadness. Oh, the despair. Oh, the two hours without food.

It was very good hummus. More hummus, please, less hamas.

Their bloodsugar levels dropped precipitously, and they may have been short of breath at one point. They suffered intensely. It was the lowest they have ever been.

[Another perspicacious person described their agony here:
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2009/12/code-pink-thrilled_29.html ]

Anyhow, they'll be making up for it with a sunrise circle jerk, er, strike that, sunrise Iron Jane drum circle, with chanting and feathers and humming and all kindsa good stuff, down at Ocean Beach tomorrow 6 AM, with fire and everything! Organic hot cider! Spiritual blessings! Earth-mother karma! Prayers for whorled peas!

[As is perspicaciously outlined here:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/12/code-pink-chanting-and-twirling-for.html ]

The incomprehensible legacy of Medea Benjamin is filled with a soft golden light.
That's meaningfulness for you. It's either LSD or yoga, I'm not sure which.
I wonder how the folks who intend to burn an effigy next to them feel about that. But I have NO intention of joining either party, seeing as six o'clock in the morning at the beach in January is more than average insane.
I shall be warm in bed, in my flannel jammies with the little bunnywabbits and christmas bells which my aunt gave me.
Won't even be there in spirit. I ain't stupid.

Merry bonbons to me!

2009-12-26T15:48:00.000-08:00

I got tons of stuff. And chocolate! Everyone gave me chocolate.
Give a girl chocolate, and she won't mind you at all. Yes, I know that does not sound very rewarding, does it? Perhaps not exactly what you had in mind.

Still, chocolate is a very good thing. Especially if you are trying to get closer to a woman.
ESPECIALLY A SMALL CHINESE WOMAN.
Lots of chocolate. Eating one or two boxes at one time. It will have a profound and lasting effect on her.

Cute and yellow and chubby?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bf9d7rSf_Ks&feature=related

Oh yes. Yum baby.
Got the sound effects just right.
Yum.
Thanks, Roddy.

Caterpillar and Motorola: stock which the anti-Israel activists want you to buy

2009-12-15T13:28:00.000-08:00

Golly gee, the meanies sent me an e-mail! Yay!

The 'US Campaign to end the Occupation' (basically, that's the wasp branch of Hamas and Islamic Jihad) wants EVERYBODY to buy stock in Caterpillar and Motorola. So as to get a vote at the shareholders' meetings.

Well, I might as well start my investment career now. I'm looking forward to it.

This is what the putzes (Katherine M. Fuchs et al) sent:

Hello all,

If you were at our annual Organizers' Conference last September, you already know that we're asking supporters of the Stop Caterkiller campaign to each purchase one share of Caterpillar stock before the end of the year.

While it may seem odd for a group pushing for divestment to encourage purchasing Caterpillar stock, there is a method to our madness. The real point of shareholder divestment is to pressure the corporation to divest of it's activities in the area of concern. With this in mind, once you become a Caterpillar shareholder you can 1) vote in favor of our resolution at the shareholder meeting and 2) support our protest activities inside the meeting by either attending yourself or designating a proxy. The reason we would like more turnout from our supporters at the shareholder meeting is that this has been the area where we've had the most success garnering media attention. The annual shareholder meeting is Caterpillar's day in the media's sun and if we can turn the attention from Cat's finances to their activities in Israel/Palestine it is a win for our campaign.

Three important things to keep in mind as you purchase stock and encourage friends to do the same:

Our purchasing of Cat stock should be kept quite for now. If Caterpillar learns of this strategy they may change the rules of the meeting to require more than one share for entry.

Time is of the essence. The cut-off date for shareholders receiving invitations to the meeting is fast approaching; I believe that this cut-off date is the end of the calendar year, so act now!

Let us know when you've confirmed your stock purchase so we can be in contact with you about shareholder meeting plans. You can email me at organizer[at]endtheoccupation[dot]org or call our office at 202-332-0994.

Please use the following instructions to purchase your share of Caterpillar Corporation:
You can purchase one share of Caterpillar stock for approximately $58.00. You can purchase one share of Motorola stock for approximately $9.00.

1. Go to www.zecco.com and sign up for a free membership.
2. After you complete all the information to set up your account, you will need to wait for an email that indicates that your account has been approved.
3. Follow the instructions included in the approval email to complete the account set up.
4. Once your account is set up, login to Zecco and then click on the "trading" tab. Please note that you will have a username and password for your Zecco account, as well as a trading key to access your trading account.
5. Once you’ve signed into the Trading Center, check the current asking price of the stock you wish to purchase using the Caterpillar symbol (CAT) and/or Motorola symbol (MOT).
6. Next you will need to set up a trading account, which is separate from the Zecco account. Click on “Funding and Transfers” on the left hand side of the page and then click on “Open an Account”. Fill out all the required information and select the way in which you would like to fund your account. The easiest way is by electronic transfer link (ACH) from your bank account.
7. Once you have completed the application, you will receive an email to confirm that you application is being processed. The email will give you instructs to follow to complete the association between your bank account and your trading account.
8. When your account is approved, go back to the Trading Center and check the current asking price for the CAT and/or MOT stock.
9. Click on the “Funding and Transfers” tab in the Trading Center and then click on the “Deposit to Zecco Trading” tab. On this page you should see a drop down menu that shows your bank account. When you fill out the amount field to transfer money from your bank account to your Zecco account, you will need to add a few extra dollars to ensure that you have enough buying power to purchase the stock. Please note that there is a $4.50 transaction fee to process the transaction. If you do not transfer enough the first time, you will need to deposit additional funds. Each time you transfer money to Zecco there is a waiting period of a few days to complete the transaction. For example, if the cost of the stock is $9.00, you may wish to deposit $15.00 to be safe.
10. When the money has been successfully transferred to your Zecco account, go into the Trading Center and fill out the information to purchase the stock. Once you have completed this information and send the order, the transaction should be complete within a few hours.
11. You should receive confirmation of your transaction by mail within about a week of your purchase.

Thank you so much for supporting this project! Even if you can't attend the shareholder meeting in Chicago next June your ownership of Cat stock will enable you to designate a proxy (we will put you in touch with a Stop Caterkiller activist in the Chicago area if you request) to participate in our "inside strategy" at the shareholder meeting.

Peace & Power, Katherine M. Fuchs
National Organizer US Campaign to End the Israeli Occupation
PO Box 21539Washington DC, 20009
DoubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyouEndTheOccupationdotorg

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Hi Katherine, if you're reading this, go hump a camel. People like you are the poisonous dregs in American society, and the sooner you die (or get arrested for treason) the better.
Oh, and you're kinda stoooooooooooooooopid.
You and all your kind.

Readers, note this:

"Our purchasing of Cat stock should be kept quite for now. If Caterpillar learns of this strategy they may change the rules of the meeting to require more than one share for entry. "

Please feel free to let the entire world know. And if you can, send it back to Katherine M. Fuchs.
With my blessings.
Don't keep quiet. Ever.

Clean orgasmic pleasures

2009-11-09T11:40:00.000-08:00

Darn it, the Christmas season is already starting! Barely time for turkey day! What is it with merchants and their penchant to overhype a holiday? Don't the realize that the only thing which needs a salespitch ALL yEAR ROUND is chocolate?!?

Not, of course, because we who love chocolate so are likely to abstain - heck, schoolbooks bought fifth or tenth hand if we have to, as long as we can afford a nice box of theobromine rich cacao snax. Chocolate is food, chocolate is sex, chocolate is sustainance for the soul, and chocolate is a clean orgasmic pleasure.

But never mind. I am so NOT buying Christmas presents yet. It's too early. You people are nuts.

On the other hand, if 'Woddy' wants to buy me chocolates, that's fine. No problem. It will be a pleasure. What kind of a name is 'Roderich' for a Chinatown boy anyway? Why did his mother choose a name with so many unpronouncable parts? She can't even say it herself - Woddy!

"Woddy, you gone store haaaah?"
"Woddy, you make tea now, yeahaaaah?"
"Woddy, finish soup, lah."
"Woddy, how 'bou you tell me your guhfeeehhn name, aaah!"
"You say her she ho-leeeeeeeng, aaahhhhh, Woddy."

First time someone call me ho leng, but I'm NOT his guhfeeehhn. No way. Him ho lek tsai, good at Spanish. Which is so not my language, why am I taking it this year even?
Even though the Mexicans did invent chocolate. Which is a clean orgasmic pleasure.

He's just helping me with my homework, lah. We sit at OPPOSITE sides of the table. With his sister in the same room. NOT GUHHHH-FWENNN! Gong chan ge.

Cake!

2009-10-15T19:59:00.000-07:00

It was a friend's birthday the other day. So we had cake. I love cake!

The best cake in Chinatown is from a place on Stockton Street. It is crowded and busy and people bustle in and out. They have a very wide selection of mooncakes, and they are also well-regarded for their egg tarts and little custard pies. But they are best at cake.

永興餅家茶餐廳
The AA Bakery and Cafe
1068 Stockton St. San Francisco, CA 94108
415-981-0123

That's pronounced 'wing hing beng kaa cha tsan-teeeeeeng!'
It means 'Eternal Prosperity Bakery and Tea-Cafeteria'.

It's fun sitting there and snarfing down something sweet with a big cup of milk-tea while watching aunties pushing and shoving at the counter, and the tourist people coming in, looking lost and baffled for a few moments, before sort of drifting out in a daze.

Folks, it's all affordable. So what if you don't know what it is. How hard is it to figure out that curry roll is savory, egg tart is sweet, and anything that looks like a cookie probably IS a cookie?
Yeah, a pineapple bun looks strange. Try it. Fifty cents really gonna break the bank?

But their cakes are superb! Best fruit chunks, angle food layers, and cream filling combinations in all of Chinatown. And they are artists, doing very beautiful icing sculpture too.

It isn't a real birthday celebration unless there's a cake from AA.

So how old IS he? About fifty five? Sixty?
He still LOOKS vibrant and vigorous - must be all that rich sweetened butter cream filling his joints. And the fruit. Fruit is healthy.

Most miserable protest ever!

2009-10-07T19:05:00.000-07:00

What a monumental waste of time. International ANSWER and Richard Becker were holding a protest down at the new Federal Building at Mission and Seventh, and it stank.

Okay, maybe about one hundred to one hundred and fifty middle-aged Berkeley nimrods showed up. Plus one or two idiots wearing those checkered shemag-type rags.

The speeches were all across the board. Very pointless. Some abgry Latin housewife ranted about the San Francisco Board of Supervisors. They arrested her last week and fined her several thousand dollars for littering and postering. The nerve! Ay madre Maria!

The fact that you get fined for littering, if you litter, is, apparently, a sign of horrible depravity and imperialist suppport for dumping daisy-cutters on Afghan farmers and recruiting fourteen year olds in the American school system. Oakland is just as bad. They're all icky bastards.

Richard Becker spoke too. It was very uninspiring, very unfocussed. Several other people screamed strident things into the microphone. There was some insipid and anemic chanting at some point.

No, it wasn't about Israel. I don't really know what it was about. The whole excercise seemed remarkably pointless. Maybe Grant Patel is right; maybe Richard Becker has lost his manhood. I wonder who the she-gorgon is who emasculated him. If that's the best that the America-hating commies on the West-Coast can do, there is nothing to fear. The twenty cops who were there could snuff the revolution out before anyone even blinked.

Pathetic. Stupid. Pointless. Loopy. Very San Francisco. Cold and windy. Bah.

Richard Becker, go back to the drawing board. And get some medical help for your manhood. Maybe it's not the size that is deficient (sorry, Grant), maybe it's the complete lack of testicular impressiveness to begin with. You are old, scruntchy, and sallow. Your teeth look rotten, and those glasses look rather goobus. You are a most unimpressive man. Richard Becker, you are a shallow and very silly weasel.

Admiring the artistic rapist

2009-10-01T20:20:00.000-07:00

Two other bloggers have written about sex with a thirteen year old girl. My heavens, what is this world coming to? Shenanigans with a teenage girl! Exciting, lah!
Admittedly, neither one explores the erotic aspect of Roman Polanski's despoliation of the young lady in any way, but that they write of it at all indicates what a powerful influence the event had.

http://infectiousasian.blogspot.com/2009/09/whoopi-goldberg-is-nuts-nuts.html
Quote: "Whoopi Goldberg is barking mad. Yesterday she said that what Roman Polanski did in 1977 wasn't 'rape rape'."

http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/09/statutory-rape-not-just-those-crazy.html
Quote: "France has finally conceded, albeit grudgingly, that committing statutory rape on an American girl is a crime. Even if the girl is very American (wow, naked Hollywood teenager!), and even if the rapist is a respected European artist."

Genius, intellectual, pedophile, rapist, sodomite, and .... FRENCH!

In short: Roman Polanski (Roman Rajmund Polański; born August 18, 1933), a much-admired European import in Hollywood in the prime of his life (44 years old), gives alcohol and drugs to a young girl (13 years old), removes her clothing despite her protestations, and forces himself upon her. Then, worried that an accidental pregnancy might testify to his crime, he decides instead to finish his act in her anus. After he has slaked his lusts, he tells the girl "don't tell your mother - this is our secret".

"Don't tell your mother about this; this is our secret."

He was arrested after thirty two years hiding out among his intellectual kindred:
http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/entertainment/a/-/entertainment/6105909/france-poland-want-polanski-bail/

Quote:
The arrest prompted angry criticism on Monday from fellow filmmakers and actors across Europe.
"It seems inadmissible ... that an international cultural evening, paying homage to one of the greatest contemporary filmmakers, is used by police to apprehend him," says a petition circulating in France and signed by artists including Costa Gavras, Stefen Frears and Monica Bellucci.
Oscar-winning director Andrzej Wajda and other Polish filmmakers also appealed for the immediate release of Polanski
End quote

Inadmissible? What strange planet are you from?

Quote:
In Paris, French Foreign Minister Bernard Kouchner said he hoped Polanski could be quickly freed by the Swiss, calling the apprehension a "bit sinister."
Polanski was "thrown to the lions," said French Culture Minister Frederic Mitterrand. "In the same way that there is a generous America that we like, there is also a scary America that has just shown its face."
End quote

"I said, like, 'No, no. I don't want to go in there. No, I don't want to do this. No', and then I didn't know what else to do."

With all due respect for the many talented people who believe that cinematographic excellence puts one above the law, and for all the serious intellectuals and culture pundits, both in France and elsewhere, I cannot but think that this is a sick sick world.
Roman Polanski is an unreconstructed, unapologetic, and incontrite child molester who fails to understand the gravity and sheer nastiness of his crime, and the people who call for his release are sick depraved bastards whose fame has gone to their heads.

He is not above the law, no matter how stupendous and important his contribution to movies. None of his fans are above the law, and none of them should use their high positions as bully pulpits to insist that one of theirs who committed a horrible offense somehow deserves immunity.
They are disgusting, and their hero-worship of Roman Polanski proves them unwholesome and undeserving of respect.

It's a question of VALUES - Hollywood and the European intelligentsia do not have any.
They are moral midgets and ethical invalids.

one BIG bag of candy

2009-09-19T16:42:00.000-07:00

Soooo goood!

I shouldn't have eaten it all, of course. But really, I had to. You see, Walgreens now carries large bags of small candy bars. Which are perfect for Halloween. So I had to test the merchandise, to see if this is what we want to give the kiddies when they come to the door in another month and a half.

Rigorous testing beforehand, in case it isn't the right stuff.

Nothing but the best for the urchins. And take it from me, they love KITKAT.

This is gonna be a good year for kitkat. Mini kitkat. Nice and crispy underneath their veil of chocolate.

Just to be on the safe side, I should probably buy another bag.

Forty years of perfidy

2009-09-16T15:57:00.000-07:00

It has been four decades since a Muslim eruption that has had a profound impact on the world of today.

But most people will be unaware of this fact. Because the group of Muslims involved has assiduously worked to obscure their actions, and the victims have with patient and civilized forbearance not stressed the issues.

Oh, the other reason naturally is that the Muslims in question are not Arabs, and the victims weren't Arabs either.

No whites or Arabs involved. So it doesn't matter.

Quote:
"Officially, 196 people were killed between May 13 and July 31 as a result of the riots, although journalists and other observers have stated much higher figures. Other reports at the time suggest over 2,000 were killed."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1969_Kuala_Lumpur,_Malaysia_Race_Riots

Muslim behavior in Malaysia towards the Chinese and Indian minorities who developed the tin mines, market gardens, rubber plantations, and industries that allow the Malays to pretend towards first-world culture and achievement has been fairly atrocious.

It's enshrined in law, and called the Bumiputera Policy.

What it is, is a system of apartheid towards non-Malays (meaning: non-Muslims) in favor of people claiming to be natives - many of whom moved into the country from Java, Sumatra, and elsewhere in the Muslim world during the British period.
The Malay Peninsula till the eighteen hundreds had been jungle, sparsely inhabited along the coast. Chinese immigrants were brought in to work in the mines. Tamils worked the rubber plantations.
Muslims came in over the next several decades for the opportunity to rob Chinese and Tamils.

During Word War Two the Chinese Malayans were killed in large numbers by the Japanese.
The Muslims, on the other hand, collaborated lock-stock-and-barrel with the occupiers, and profited enormously from doing so.
In return for which, the British unwisely gave them independence, leading to the Malayan emergency when masses of poor Chinese in the hinterlands realized that the English were screwing them over and pandering to the thieves.

In 1969 the Malays rioted against the Chinese in many cities, killing thousands. Whereupon the Malay government decided to further exclude Chinese from the table, and imposed racialist apartheid laws. The Muslims are considered "native", Chinese and Tamils (many of whose families have been there for centuries) are labeled 'immigrants', and are legally discriminated against. Occasionally Malays kill a person of Chinese ancestry for funsies, especially up near the Thai border.

Malaysia is the only country left where there is still apartheid. But it's Muslim bigotry, against non-whites to boot, so it doesn't really matter.

Lolita

2009-09-16T15:41:00.000-07:00

So one of the other bloggers is reading Vladimir Nabokov's book Lolita now. What's fascinating, to me, is that she is barely older than the title character in the book. Which I read over a year ago.

Infectious Asian (Stephanie 周) these posts: 1. Lolita: http://infectiousasian.blogspot.com/2009/09/lolita.html 2. Nabokov and Lolita - Nymphets in the bellfry: http://infectiousasian.blogspot.com/2009/09/nabokov-and-lolita-nymphets-in-bellfry.html 3. Charlotte Haze and her dishy daughter: http://infectiousasian.blogspot.com/2009/09/charlotte-haze-and-her-dishy-daughter.html 4. Oh no! Lolita has absconded! : http://infectiousasian.blogspot.com/2009/09/oh-no-lolita-has-absconded.html

I cannot say that the characters in the book are very attractive. Lolita is described in a way that makes clear that her delightful physique (if you are inclined towards pedophilia) is not matched by any intellectual appeal. She is shallow, spoiled, whiny, and very impressed with herself. Having sex with older men, especially Humbert Humbert, seems to be her way of both asserting her individuality and affirming her own sense of self-worth.

Humbert Humbert is sympathetic in his gift for description, but that aside, a most unpleasant little man. Quilty is a pompous pervert. Several others are drips, bores, oafs, and mentally unstable.

The least likeable person in the book dies far too soon to give more than a nauseating aftertaste. Charlotte Haze is pretentious, vain, temperamental, and just plain mental. She is possibly the least mature individual in Nabokov's tale. Her sexuality, such as it is, is repulsive. She never grew up. I think that her predatory lust for Humbert Humbert represents a Lolita-like tendency in herself that was never satisfied. She is more frustrated, and has been so for far longer, than any grown-up woman should be. Consequently she is the comic relief.

Nabokov doesn't like minor characters providing amusement, so he kills her off in a dull way. Her friends and neighbors display more interest in her unbereaved widower's mental condition going forward than in her fate.
Understandable - there was nothing sad about it. It was fitting, and about time.

Swedish liars

2009-09-16T15:04:00.000-07:00

Recently put another piece on Pro-Israel Bay Bloggers about the Swedish Blood-Libel.

This piece:
Swedish Lies Revisited
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2009/09/swedish-lies-revisited.html

The reason for the article is that I'm simply trying to avoid reading the Goldstone report, as it is dense and full of pretension. So I'm changing the subject, to one I am by now very familiar with.

I've quoted at length from Barry Rubin, whose many articles can be found here:
http://rubinreports.blogspot.com/

There's lots of good stuff there.

The most recent article (http://rubinreports.blogspot.com/2009/09/meet-palestinians-next-leader-muhammad.html) is about the professional murderer whom the Palestinians will see as their next ~~fuhre..~~ leader.
He will no doubt be described by Berkeleyites as the be-all and end-all of sweet liberal secular-humanist saints. The Europeans, of course, will also love him.

Grant Patel and the investigation of Richard Becker's thingy

2009-09-13T16:46:00.000-07:00

So once again the pervert Grant Patel has raised mister Richard Becker's penis. As a subject of conversation. Asserting, once more, that it is well known to be a very small thing.

I don't know WHY he keeps bringing it up. He's the only person who is fascinated by it. As he proved himself to be all of summer.

[Richard Becker is the queen bee of International ANSWER on the West Coast. He's against everything good and wholesome, and one MIGHT think that he is so out of frustration. But there's also a psychopathic side to his dislikes - he's anti-Semitic, a racist, a leftwing bigot, and a thoroughly repulsive piece of work. He resides in San Francisco, not far from the offices of International ANSWER on Mission Street, and just around the corner from that hotbed of hatred, the Women's Building. Grant Patel probably lives right next door to Richard Becker, possibly even having a bedroom window view of Becker's bathroom. Or overlooking the patio where revolutionaires disport en-deshabille.]

Goodness gracious, mister Patel, but you are obsessed by Richard Becker!

And his ....... tiny penis!

PROOF:

http://grantpatel.blogspot.com/2009/05/richard-becker-very-tiny-manhood-and.html
In which our notorious Parsi goes into unconfirmable details about mister Richard Becker's tiny penis, waxing obscenely lyrical: "Poor chap cursed with a very tiny lor, the use of which is wellnigh impossible without tweezers and a profound sense of humor, both of which he is lacking. His frustration mounts with each failed mounting. Noodly appendage not even spaghetti strap dimension, and utterly void of horn. Poor basterd. Sod him."

http://grantpatel.blogspot.com/2009/05/richard-becker-is-entirely-too-little.html
This post details in the anonymous third person what can only be Grant Patel's own experiences: "The multitudes of trustworthy witnesses include many and several with unprintable yet very entertaining experiences in public washrooms, and on long greyhound bus trips, or of the probing cavity searches required of traveling terror supporters, and plus the very finest physicians and religious men - all of whom are profoundly knowledgeable about baby puds and boyish winkies, smooth as a gazelle's rump, and ALL of them remark and aver that Richard Becker has a tiny tiny penis."

http://grantpatel.blogspot.com/2009/08/richard-becker-instead-of-seafood.html
Here Grant Patel goes over the top, implying that Richard Becker's penis is a shared interest: "Alack, odds bodkins, and zooks! How soon after our wholesome and cheerful disputation concerning the tiny penis of Richard Becker do you overlook me. Was the miniscule manlihood of International ANswer droodge Dick Becker the ONLY thing we had in common? You have no interest in me myself now that we argue NOT about how infinitally small and inconsequential is mister Richard Becker in his masculine appendum?"

Yes, these are your best posts, Grantikins. You have devoted much time and effort to the subject. It must fill every waking moment of yours, eh what?
The uninvolved observer might think Richard Becker's penis to be the very epitome of manliness and rigor, given the zest and energy that you have devoted to it's pursuit. Or rather, to it's description.

I, on the other hand, am fascinated not by Richard Becker's penis, of whatever dimension (or lack thereof) it may turn out to be, but by you. What possesses a man who calls himself a discriminating lawyer to devote so much energy to something so utterly unimportant?

Don't they have penises where you come from, mister Patel?

Gaily waving my panties!

2009-09-09T15:24:00.000-07:00

Provocative title, isn't it?

For the past three weeks or more I have been posting occassionally on PIBB (Pro-Israel Bay Bloggers), which is a forum started by Chaim ben David and Atboth.

The raison d'être of said blog is "an opportunity to vent, a useful resource, and a reference library for pro-Israel bloggers in the San Francisco Bay Area".

Here are some of my posts:

09/09/09
Saeb Erekat smoking crack
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2009/09/saeb-erekat-smoking-crack.html
Palestinian negotiator Saeb Erekat appears to be under the influence of some hallucinatory substance. Judging by one of his recent utterances.

09/04/09
Sheikh Salam Hozeil - Righteousness is its own reward
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2009/09/sheikh-salam-hozeil-rihgteousness-is.html
There are Jews and Israelis who speak on behalf of Palestinians. Why aren't there Arabs who speak on behalf of Jews and Israel?

09/03/09
Tutu wishes a pox upon you
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/2009/09/tutu-wishes-pox-upon-you.html
Archbishop Desmond Tutu of South Africa seems to believe that guilt is the desirable state of mind of everyone who isn't a black South African.Or the karmic cousin of a saintly black South African.

There's much more where that came from. Really. Go ahead, click this link:
http://proisraelbaybloggers.blogspot.com/
You'll be glad you did.

But but but, where are the panties?

Whence the charming title of this post, seeing as no undergarments are being actually waved?

Well, one of the two bloggers mentioned above once wrote that an eye-catching title pulls people in. And he must be right, because everytime I've mentioned panties, both Grant Patel and some amphibian have immediately commented underneath. So I thought I should use my panties constructively and thrill them to bits.

Now, please imagine that tight little bikini briefs with a print pattern of red red strawberries are being waved in your direction.
Hey guys, over here!

The eyes, they follow you around the room!

2009-08-28T15:03:00.000-07:00

School started this week and already I'm exhausted. As I get older I realize that I have less in common with others, despite superficial similarities, and of course appearances. Heck, the appearances are perhaps the least noticeable things, because so many of us look alike.

And ninety nine point oomph percent of us wear glasses. It is our most prominent facial feature. Some of us pop out of the womb already wearing them (labor takes a bit longer in that case).

There's something at once comforting and threatening, disturbing, about seeing an entire class filled with featureless glinting eyes, that all look in the same direction. Windows on little pan faces.

0-0.....0-0.....0-0.....0-0.....0-0.....0-0.....0-0.....0-0.....0-0

0-0.....0-0....0-0.....0-0.....0-0.....0-0.....0-0

0-0.....0-0.....0-0.....0-0.....0-0

0-0.....0-0.....0-0
0-0

No wonder half of the teachers are nuts.

Bloodlibels and Swedish self-righteousness

2009-08-27T19:32:00.000-07:00

When a newspaper publishes scurrilous calumnies about African Americans, Chinese (or Pacific Islander) Americans, Latinos, or even any other invented hyphenation of American that feels entitled to grievance, most decent people are outraged, and will gladly support the demand for some kind of redress.

When a newspaper deliberately publishes falsehoods that seek to rile up hatred and violent discrimination, perhaps the matter is so egregious that they must be condemned by all honest politicians?
Surely the government should speak out against the promotion of racial hatred and bigotry, if only to show that such matters are not tolerated in civilized society?

NOT IN SWEDEN - BIGOTRY IS ENCOURAGED!
This is probably because righteous blond übermenshen cannot conceive of the possibility that anything they do might be objectionable. And in any case, the only ones complaining are "those people". You know, "those people" - îck îck pøø!
A vigorous Scandinavian dislike of Jews is a Germanic virtue.

Quote:
"As documented in the Jerusalem Post, Boström freely admits that he has no evidence whatsoever to back up this blood libel, but indicated that it is up to Israelis to prove innocence in this matter. "
End quote.

SOURCE: http://www.bluetruth.net/2009/08/tell-swedish-government-to-condemn.html

Quote:
"This is not an isolated incident, but part of an insidious pattern of Swedish funding of anti-Semitism. As the Post article also noted, "Much of the material in Boström's article came from a book he published in 2001 Inshallah which was jointly financed by the Swedish Foreign Ministry and various other government-backed organizations."
End quote.

In other words, the Swedish Government is directly involved in promoting lies about, and hatred of, Israel.

[But evenmore! Swedish state agency subsidizes Gothenburg terror conference - revealing Swedish government funding for a symposium seeking to 'remove the PFLP, Hamas and other terrorist organizations from the EU’s terror list', in order that the organizations in question could resume collecting funds legally in Europe. Also on the agenda were a total boycott of Israel and 'developing strategies to explain the need for armed resistance' (terrorism)]

However, Swedish duplicity is well known.

Quote:
"NGO Monitor issued a comprehensive report in June 2009 detailing the history of Swedish official support for NGO's that demonize Israel with the inflammatory rhetoric of "apartheid," "ethnic cleansing," and "massacres.""
End quote.

The quotes above are on BLUE TRUTH, in this post, which you should read in its entirety.
The article's author, Dr. Mike, urges you to let the Swedish government know that this does not sit well with decent people.

A list of Swedish diplomatic offices can be found here , and the Swedish Consulate in San Francisco can be found here.
Their e-mail address is sf@consulateofsweden.org

I am sure they would just about love to hear from you.

Limbaugh is a moron

2009-08-24T18:27:00.000-07:00

I really wonder what goes on in the narrow hickville lives of the great white interior. Do these people have any intellectual stimulation in their trailer parks? Is there anything at all that will make them think? Or is that ability entirely atrophied?

Why do they listen to Rush Limbaugh? They stooopid???!!!?!

Limbaugh compared President Obama to Adolf Hitler.
"Adolf Hitler, like Barack Obama, also ruled by dictate";
"(Obama)is sending out his brownshirts to head up opposition to genuine American citizens who want no part of what Barack Obama stands for and is trying to stuff down our throats";
"Obama is asking citizens to rat each other out like Hitler did".

Those opinions (and they hardly even qualify as opinions, being rather evidence of a lack of thinking), reflect a fundamentalist Christian, glow-in-the-dark conservative, ethnophobic, view of America.
A view that resonates among Rush Limbaugh's fellow Republicans.
Who are falling over each other to get into bed him.

Rudy Giuliani: "He's a very valuable and important voice."
Mitt Romney: "I listen to him."
John McCain: "A voice of a significant portion of our conservative movement in America".

Morons and poltroons, hacks and rank opportunists.
All contenders for the 2012 nomination, of course.

Colin Powell has been probably the only Republican with the stomes to reject Limbaughism. Which will no doubt ruin his reputation among the rant and file.

Rush Limbaugh represents racialism, bigotry, and extremist rhetoric towards everyone who is not white, not Republican, and not Christian.
Drivers of pickup trucks and other vehix commonly on cement blocks in front of the house seem to love him.

Honda Super Hawk

2009-08-23T19:18:00.000-07:00

Man, that's one SWEET bike. Lots of torque, great power, and suitable for both city roads and the highway. Capable of great acceleration.

And boy, does it look SEXY!!!!

Judge for yourself:
http://www.epinions.com/reviews/2000_Honda_Super_Hawk
and
http://www.schroaders.com/2000/SuperHawk.html

Wow. I can just imagine having that amount of torque between my legs. That is a beast!!!!
Problem is, probably, that like the Kawasaki Ninja it is too large for me until I grow some more.

The effects of Hysteria - a women's dis-ease

2009-08-19T17:08:00.000-07:00

She's crazy! She suggested that I should hide it inside a stuffed animal!

No, I am NOT going to buy one of those things!!!!! Proper girls do NOT, I repeat, NOT, need a plastic doohicky for sticking in their whatevers! And hell will freeze over before I modify Richard to hide such a thing!!!!!! The very thought is utterly appalling!!!!

I like Richard the way he is now. All slumped over green and froggy. That's what a stuffed animal friend SHOULD be. Not erect and standing upright like an amphibian nazi. That is SO not his personality. And I am horrified to hear that she did that with her stuffed rabbit!

Note: The title references this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria
Which is a very funny article about a medical condition. All things considered, it is surprising that western medicine has actually made any advances at all. The mythology has more insane charm than any amount of reality. Diagnosis: Hysteria. Now laugh maniacally.

I am SO not putting that anywhere!

2009-08-17T18:52:00.000-07:00

So she suggested that I too should save up and buy one of those things. Which is pink. And shaped like a rather large lahp cherng or a small cucumber. But pink. She says it also comes in violet. Very femmy.

I should think not!

Then she said maybe she should give me one for my birthday. I can just imagine my folks reaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loud screams all over China Town.
That would be one birthday gift I'd never see again.

Problem is she just might do it. Having discovered sex herself, or what passes for that in Chinese girls, she has become rather like a Christian missionary trying to spread the good word to her closest friends. I wonder if Mei and LingLing also know about it by now.
I'm rather scared to ask.

Good thing my birthday isn't till next year.

Building concentration camps

2009-08-14T17:07:00.000-07:00

The internet is abuzz with rumours that the administration is building concentration camps, for the day when they round up all the Christians and Ron Paul supporters, and the black helicopters take over. Allegedly, these are "Fema camps".

Errrrm, I guess too many people have too much lead in their drinking water?

An internet search yields the following:

fema camps: ALL RESULTS 1-10 of 853,000 results

Wow. Nearly a million results. Sweet cheeses, the American people are barking mad.

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On the other hand.....

latex fetish: ALL RESULTS 1-10 of 57,900,000 results

Now that's more like it! Praise be that the normal people outnumber the loonies!

It's all a matter of priorities and values.
Nearly sixty million hits on 'latex fetish'. That's nearly the same number as voted for the Republican ticket in the last presidential election (59,934,814).
I am glad to see that they are putting their frustration to use constructively.

That still leaves 2,034,814 who are probably convinced the Barrack Obama is an outer-space alien, and doesn't have a valid birth certificate - because he's the ANTI-CHRIST.

I would never have thought that Fox News had so many viewers.

Hairy hairy quite contrary

2009-08-12T17:57:00.000-07:00

A friend forwarded what is probably one of the goofiest things I've ever seen. It's a news article about a hairy person. Not that hairy persons are necessarily goofy. Even though real people do not have such an issue with hair. Whether excessive or otherwise. On our bodies. Because Asian skin does not produce a pelt.

Um. But onward.

TRANSGENDER INMATE DENIED ELECTROLYSIS
By MARK PRATT, Associated Press Writer

(08-11) 10:07 PDT BOSTON (AP) -- A federal judge in Boston on Tuesday denied additional hair-removal treatments for a murderer who is seeking a taxpayer-funded sex-change operation, saying the inmate has failed to prove she will suffer "serious harm" without further electrolysis.

Michelle Kosilek also failed to prove that her rights have been violated by being denied hair-removal treatment, U.S. District Judge Mark Wolf said. Wolf, however, said he may revisit the issue if more information comes to light in state Department of Correction documents.
Kosilek, formerly known as Robert, is serving a life sentence for the murder of his wife, Cheryl, in 1990. He legally changed his name to Michelle in 1993 and has been living as a woman in an all-male prison.

Kosilek's lawyer argued in court that there is "serious medical need" for the treatments, which were discontinued in October after seven sessions.
The attorney, Joseph Sulman, said halting the treatment has negatively affected Kosilek's mental health.

A Department of Correction lawyer said there are cheaper alternatives for hair removal, including depilatories and shaving.
Sulman countered that shaving is a "quintessential male" activity.
Sulman also requested internal Department of Correction documents because agency officials have never explained why the electrolysis was stopped.
Prisons lawyer Richard McFarland called the request for documents a "fishing expedition" designed to "find some kind of conspiracy."

Wolf ruled in 2002 that Kosilek was entitled to treatment for gender-identity disorder, but stopped short of ordering sex-change surgery. Kosilek sued again in 2005, claiming denial of the surgery was making her suicidal.

State prison officials oppose Kosilek's request, saying it would create security problems.
Kosilek was in court Tuesday, but did not address the judge or speak publicly.

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Okay. Too hairy. And I'm guessing that tweezers are not allowed in prison, coz you can kill someone with a well-directed pinch. Or nip. Or two-pronged jab. Draw blood. Maybe if it gets infected.

As Brüno says: Wass-ehvver!

Kosilek killed his wife, and is now living as a woman in an all male correctional facility. My guess is that conceiving of himself as female was not the intent of whatever correction they dished out there.
And I refuse to speculate on his sex-life. As a man. Who is female. In an all male-correctional facility. Where people get lonely at night. So very very lonely. And seek the warm companionship of whoever is available. In the same cell. Or showerstall.

This person may have problems.

Sage advice

2009-08-10T18:36:00.000-07:00

Great bumper sticker I saw on Grant Ave today.

It said:
Remember, FIRST pillage, THEN burn

Yeah, that expresses some of my feelings nicely. When in a few years I shall visit all the places where the horrible tourists now infesting the neighborhood come from, I shall endeavor to do just that.
France, Germany, and Nebraska will never have seen anything like it.

So how did your counterprotest go?

2009-08-08T18:59:00.000-07:00

Hey Atboth and friends, did they hate your guts when you showed up yesterday? Did it give them agida? Where they unhappy to see pro-Israel Jews at Market and Montgomery?

Please write a post about it. Please!!!!!!!!!
I especially want to hear that the pork chop lady got peevish. Ever since she ran her randy eyes all over me I've really had it in for her.

Yes, do tell me she was there. And that you all gave her at the very least a horrible headache.
The other one, tall scarecrow with no evident brain, also deserves the nervous tension.
I really want to hear that the San Francisco Women In Black had a bad time. Maybe it will make them think twice about cozying up to Abdul and Mohammed and Raouf and all their friends running liquor stores in poor neighborhoods.
Of course, they could also be trying to get in good with Richar Becker of International Answer. Judging by what Grant Patel always says about him, he's just their type. So far less sexually threatening than Abdul, and Mohammed, and Raouf..... they probably just LOVE that.

Ugly women and rowdy Jews

2009-08-06T16:40:00.000-07:00

Tomorrow is the first Friday of the month. That means that the San Francisco Women In Black will be down at Market and Montgomery Streets, showing once again that they're nicely tamed and domesticated, you need not fear them. They are not likely to be undigestibly Jewish. Because they do not support Israel. Really, Israel rather embaresses them, and they would be far happier if Israel did not exist. Honest.
It's just one of the ways in which they prove that they want to be as white as everybody else.
All nicely blended in.

The San Francisco Women In Black are the ugly women in the title of this post. I don't call them ugly because they are ugly (which many of them are, but they can't really help that), but because they are stupid. Very, very stupid.
The dull opacity of incomprehension and a massive failure to cogitate individually or collectively dimly glimmers from their faces. Their eyes reflect an emptiness and intellectual stillness quite shocking in its vacuity. Dull pits of despair too simplistic to even qualify as existential. These eyes are incapable of angst, merely managing a fashionable pc peevishness.
Especially so the bleary orbs of the frizzy haired troll who leered at me several months ago as if I were a hot patootie pork chop ripe for the picking.

'So velly solly, auntie, me NO likey frowsty dyke. Me disobedient wittle Chinee girlie. Bad. Bad!'

Bitch.

The rowdy Jews, of course, are the counter demonstrators who show up to irritate them and provide a rational point of view otherwise sadly lacking in San Francisco. They aren't rowdy because they are Jewish, but because they are smart. Which is also why they talk a lot more. At voluminous length. Word.
And yet more word. Lotsa word.
Word.

I would like to go down there, but I've got to work until seven. It would be nice to see if the other blogger shows up. Maybe next time.

Good luck guys. Have fun. Be loud.

Twins of a feather

2009-08-02T18:20:00.000-07:00

Bill O'Reilly and Michael Savage just have gotta be related. Closely related. They are both unbased in objective reality, and they both hate nearly everybody.

I was, unfortunately, listening to Michael Savage at work (not my radio, so I can't turn it off), and when I got home Booboo was watching the O'Reilly.
And giggling and hooting.

Well, at least his head is in the right place. Better he should watch O'Reilly than world's dumbest criminals. Still a waste of time, though. It's like watching a very boring car crash. But it got me thinking. O'Reilly and Savage must have slept together or something. They're both sour old middle-aged men with lots of frustration. Two bitter halves of an old queen.

Multi tasking

2009-07-31T18:13:00.000-07:00

So I mentioned sort of what it was that my friend had a few days ago. The object. Or tool. Which seems to be something only wild women have. Which is shaped like a part of a boys body. Electric.

And I was thinking.

If they built an ipod into one of those things, then every girl would want one. They'd just have to make sure that music mode and vibration mode were distinct. Because nobody wants Bruce Springsteen screaming out of their, ummm, unmentionable part.

Better yet, combine it with a cellphone and a calculator.
It would be da bomb.
I can already see that I have a future as a brilliant inventor ahead. My folks should be soooooooooooooooooo proud.

Another blog

2009-07-29T20:39:00.000-07:00

He also asked me to put another blog in my links.
http://rabbi-pinky.blogspot.com/
Apparently Bray and Pinky blanace each other. I'm not so sure about that, Pinky is even more unintelligible. They sound very similar. I wonder if they're friends?

I think Bray reads Dovbear. If not, he should.
Maybe he or Pinky IS Dovbear?

New blogger - HaMavdil

2009-07-29T20:36:00.000-07:00

One of the other bloggers sent me an e-mail telling me my life would become glorious, the sun would come out, and everything would come up blooming roses if I mentioned a new blog, and put a link on my roll.

Okay. I'm a sucker for such things.

http://innate-differences.blogspot.com/
AKA The Bray of Fundie - it's a blog embodies the triumph of substance over style!

Tried reading it. More than slightly baffling. I guess BoF must be a friend of his, or he likes abstruse subjects. But what the hey.

Shocking pink and electric!

2009-07-25T17:37:00.000-07:00

So she finally showed me exactly what the thing looks like. I had NO IDEA that they even made such things!!!!!!! It's sleek plastic and shaped kinda like a nineteen fifties rocket ship illustration, but whithout the fins. And she says it cost over a hundred bucks. Irridescent mother of pearl pink. It's very brightly hued. Betcha can't loose it even in the dark.

When she told me exactly what it was, and why it's used, I nearly spat out my milkshake. That was over a month ago. Today while we were at Walgreens she bought fresh batteries. So lucky that those aren't hard to find!!!!!

She told me later at Quickly's that the expensive kinds are silent, but the cheaper kinds sound like a chainsaw. I laughed so hard that melon tea came out of my nose.

Summer doldrums

2009-07-23T19:25:00.000-07:00

Steffy left a comment that asked why I haven't posted more. Well, what can I say? It's summer break, and I'm working two part-time jobs. None of which have internet connection.
Is sad, is what.

Did you know that Dupont Street (which the white folks insist on calling Grant Avenue, for some strange explicable reason) is filled with foreigners? Real foreigners, not just Caucasians!
It turns out we're cute, unusual, and VERY photogenic! And so are our TALL buildings!!!!!
Perhaps they don't have buildings higher than two stories in Germany and France?
I know FOR A FACT that they don't have fish stores or other food stores there, they keep wanting to photograph ours.

How do foreigners buy food? Do they order it off the internet? Does Amazon deliver nice canned kwailo kibble? Or is "das ediebele fressenswertigung" issued in premeasured quantities by their governments every week?
They must eat sometime, I've seen them do so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They eat here, their favorite dishes, too (sweet and sour pork, hot and sour soup, imperial rolls). We're SO LUCKY that we found out how to make those things!!!!!!!!!! If we hadn't, all those friendly foreigners would NEVER EVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS come to Chinatown. Which fills us all with frigging joy.

Daily Planet Watchdog and the bitter bitch

2009-07-23T08:43:00.000-07:00

Several of my readers (hah! I have readers! Actual people who read my blog!) want me to write more. And several also want me to read more. Angry Rabbit, the Balding Redhead, and the pink toad (these are pseudonymes) all advise me to read a site for which they kindly yet insistently provide the link.

New blog in Berkeley:

http://dpwatchdog.com/
Daily Planet Watchdog

Some lovely stuff.

First a multiple choice quiz.

"One should ask why anti-Semitism has persisted throughout the centuries. Let us go back to 539 BC, when Cyrus the Great, King of Persia, went to Babylonia and liberated Jews. One can ask why Jews were enslaved by Babylonians. Also, one can ask why Jews had problem with Egyptians, with Jesus, with Europeans, and in modern times with Germans? The answer, among other things, is their racist attitude that they are the 'Chosen People.' Because of this attitude, they do wrong to other people to the point that others turn against them, namely, become anti-Semite if you will."

Is the above from:

(a) Mel Gibson’s drunk driving police report
(b) Mein Kampf
(c) The Hamas Charter
(d) The Berkeley Daily Planet

http://02d2262.netsolhost.com/anti-semitism.html

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Quoting liberally form the Daily Planet Watchdog:

1.
"Like other Berkeley Daily Planet writers, Hallinan is obsessed with Israel. Many of his columns concern Israel in part or in whole. They are, of course, taken as a body, condemnatory. His non-Israel articles often deal with a defense of the Soviet Union and its clients--well, actually, we mean Russia, the rump remains of the Soviet Union. This might explain why he writes in the deadly dull and humorless style of a party apparatchik..........."

http://02d2262.netsolhost.com/hallinan.html

2.
"So why does Becky O'Malley do it? To be sure, she is an extreme ideologue.
Some believe that she is driven by a hatred of all developers, while others believe that it is a hatred of Israel that obsessively drives her toward financial ruin.
We have a different theory. We all know "authors" whose great American novel went unappreciated by the many publishers to whom they applied, and who then, in desperation and delusion, self-publish. We believe that the Berkeley Daily Planet is Becky O'Malley's very own vanity press. Our epiphany came when O'Malley proclaimed to the editor of this website that she believes herself to be a wonderful writer. "

http://02d2262.netsolhost.com/why.html

3.
"You will know we are in trouble if we pretend to be a non-profit and start asking you for dimes.
But what would really spell disaster for DPWatchDog.com would be the reform of the DP. So, PLEASE, do not tell them that its reform would destroy us. We would lose our very purpose of existence.
In such an event, we would go bust, and it will be on your conscience."

http://02d2262.netsolhost.com/topsecret.html

4.
"Why are advertisers flocking to the East Bay Express and shunning the Berkeley Daily Planet? Three reasons, we believe. First, The East Bay Express is a much better paper without being a purveyor of hate. Second, the Berkeley Daily Planet’s core demographic, Berkeley’s aging radicals, is of only marginal interest to most would be advertisers. Third, as a matter of practicality, advertising in the Berkeley Daily Planet does not attract customers."

http://02d2262.netsolhost.com/dpbusinessplan.html

5.
"In this section of our website we hope to post positive statements about Ms. O’Malley’s improved performance. We regret that we have little to say yet. However, over time, we hope and believe that this will become the largest section of our website. In fact, we look forward to the day when the paper becomes so good that we can fold our tent, and go home. "

http://02d2262.netsolhost.com/kc.html

6.
"The question as to whether the Berkeley Daily Planet is anti-Semitic can be divided into three parts:
First, has the Berkeley Daily Planet published unequivocally anti-Semitic op-eds, cartoons, and letters? Here, the answer is a definite YES.
Second, is the Berkeley Daily Planet in its totality an anti-Semitic newspaper? Here the answer, we believe, is PROBABLY."

http://02d2262.netsolhost.com/anti-semitism.html

7.
"People we have met who know Becky O’Malley well most often use the words "angry" or "bitter" to describe her. As with most of her writings, O’Malley’s June 25, 2009 editorial is a rambling and utterly incoherent mess. All we can say is that it is some sort hysterical and flailing analysis of the whole world. About all that comes through is her bitterness and anger.
As usual with O’Malley, schoolyard taunts replace thought. So we learn that legislators in Sacramento are "chumps" and "idiots;" Israel’s elected leaders are "dreadful people" and "thugs;" British and New York legislators are all "fools."
Probably few of you actually read O’Malley’s editorials, but just this once we beg you to give it a try. "
[cut]
"It gets stranger and stranger the more one looks at it. After several readings, we have concluded that, at bottom, it is a diatribe against, of all things, democracy. "

http://02d2262.netsolhost.com/madwoman.html

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Okay. I'll read it. You've convinced me.

Isn't the Daily Planet the newspaper that prints Joseph Anderson's angry Jew-hating rants? He doesn't like Jews, Whites, or Asians, does he?

Some of my best friends are Jews, Whites, and Asians.
And Berkeley sucks.

Something about a trashy affair

2009-07-22T18:34:00.000-07:00

So Atboth finally told me what the case was! And it is spicy.

There's a man who was dating a woman with whom he had an agreement that they could see other people. So of course she did. And there was a fight or confrontation with that other person, who had a pattern of violent behavior, and the first man went and got a gun because the second man was threatening the woman.

And the rest is history. No deaths. The trial is about unlawful discharge.

One of them is black. One of them is Asian. And one of them is white. Well, Armenian, but I guess that's white. Albeit a very hairy white. More hairy than most whites. But still, white underneath the pelt. Even though from a distance he probably looks like Fozzy Bear.

What I want to know is were any of them sleeping with anyone. Or was this all multiple dating before any sackjumping took place. In which case, why shoot?

Atboth says he'll find out more, and tell me when he does.
I shall hold my breath now.

Jury of WHOSE peers?

2009-07-09T17:16:00.000-07:00

Fellow blogger ATBOTH, for reasons best known to himself, has forwarded an e-mail he wrote to members of his department:

Gentlepersons,

I am required to show up for jury duty tomorrow morning.

That means I may not be in all day tomorrow, but it could also mean that I will be at work in early afternoon.
I will be in the office by evening at the latest to review orders in any case.

All orders entered tomorrow will be reviewed before Friday morning. Orders entered on Friday will be reviewed before Monday.

Sorry for whatever inconvenience this causes. I too am flabbergasted to be considered a prospective member of a jury of some random somebody's peers - it is monumentally deflating to my ego in any case.

Well of course I am fascinated. Is it a murder case? Haphazard drunken brawling? A contentious divorce? Does it involve mugging, smuggling, guns and drugs, or mysterious Caucasian concubines?

You really must tell me. If it's interesting, and you get chosen. I just love reading about sleaze.

Motorbikes, summer dresses, and panties

2009-07-08T18:05:00.000-07:00

Spiros, commenting on a previous post, wrote: "I beg to differ with your opinion re: Vespas. Millions of Italians, thousands of Mods, and plenty of young ladies in summer dresses have looked absolutely splendid on Vespas. They certainly have many practical shortcomings, but they look (and make their riders look) great. Try wearing a summer dress on the backof a hog sometime. "

Well now. How practical is a summer dress? Given that this is a windy city, and cold too, do you really suggest that I wear one? On a motorbike OR vespa?

Yeah, I know that would excite Grant Patel (who is a horrid pervert, don't forget), but I really do NOT want the breeze to expose my panties to the entire sidewalk world. If they're that interested in panties, they can buy their own.
Same goes for yellow thighs covered in goosebump.
Sorry, Spiros, vespas are out.

Please instead imagine me on a real motorbike. Then suggest what kind. The Kawasaki Ninja may be too heavy and brutish, even though that is what makes it so loveable. And hogs may be too expensive.
I'm thinking something Japanese. What about you? Vroom, baby, vroom.

Old pervert

2009-07-03T20:10:00.000-07:00

Thank you for offering me tasty shrimp curry. But I will NEVER take you up on that offer - I just don't trust you. That last comment, about my 'juicies rumpouse', whatever the depraved heck you meant by that, PROVES that you are sick sick sick sick sick sick!!!

Let me clarify. You are an adult. You are at least fifty, and probably a dried up old stick insect in addition to being a desperate roué. You probably grease your hair and flatter yourself that you still look no older than thirty.
And you probably use too much Calvin Klein male fragrance.

There is nothing, nothing, nothing at all suitable about you entertaining the idea that you could in any way be friends with me.
And I am not at all interested in any of your suggestions about lingerie or underwear, not even in the abstract, not even if you do have years and years of experience in women's undergarments. Whatever you think should go on the, as you describe them, "fruited curving elements of the yuventempter physique", is immaterial.
I do not dress or undress to please you. We shall not meet so that you can "judge and sincerely advise". I will not give you my phone number nor tell you where I live.

But I am very much interested in the shrimp curry recipe. Please post it on your blog, you pervert. Thanks!

Wow! Totally!

2009-06-30T16:53:00.000-07:00

Not only does she have rubbers, but also a ...... I don't know what to call it. But it's shocking pink and has batteries! She's an amazon!

I did not think people of our age could be so experienced! That isn't normal? Is it? Maybe she has a glandular problem? Too many hormones in the blood? Too much beef?

I really don't know what to make of this. She's the most exciting classmate ever, and has secrets coming out of her wazoo. But I'm also scared of her cause she knows so much, more than anybody else. And there are some things I don't want or need to know for several more years. She's just too fast!!!

But yes, black lace edging is very nice.

I am NOT baked!

2009-06-28T16:12:00.000-07:00

How the hell did Warren get my number? He called to call me Angel Food Cake!!!!!!!! Did he REALLY just do that???!?!?!
Well that conversation went nowhere fast. I hung up on him! His obsession with fine baked goods is ab. SURD! And too freaking much!

I think he wanted to ask me out. He sounded ... hopefull?
He had once mentioned a place on Stockton Street with dee-vine strawberry shortcake, with just oodles of whipped cream. And I think he said REAL whipped cream, but this was months ago at school, so it might have changed by now.
Unless it was in the Italian part on the other side of Broadway. Italians probably don't get gas from dairy.

Well, if he WANTS to go have a pastry, fine. As long as he remembers that there is a difference between me (flesh and blood, NOT PASTRY), and the thing that came out of the oven (flour, sugar, yeast, butter, salt - NOT A CHINESE GIRL). And he should talk like he understands the difference. For a change.
I shall not be a pie in public.

Booboo has a honey?

2009-06-27T16:20:00.000-07:00

So uncle Booboo came in late last night. And we could all hear him. He was singing. He's a lousy singer, by the way, and moaning Yuet-kuk lyrics sound lugubrious anyhow. Even when it's supposed to be happy and carefree. At least they do to me - I really don't like those old-timey Cantonese tearjerker movies.

Does he FINALLY have a girlfriend? After all these years!!! That, of course, is the big question. Middle-aged men SHOULD have girlfriends, it keeps them moored to reality, but uncle Booboo was just a bit .......
Well never mind that. We were wondering. That's all.

He's not saying anything, but he's much cleaner than he used to be. I think he shaves nearly every day now. Combs his hair too. And he's smoking less. He's obviously up to something!
I just hope his little huggybun is blond.
That would definitely freak out Grannie and Mom. And we need some excitement around here.

In wich I tell mister Patel to shove it!

2009-06-24T18:31:00.000-07:00

Yes, Grantipuke, you ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING HAHMSAPLO in San Francisco!!!!!!
I really cannot think of a more odious and degenerate person as yourself. No wonder you are not married. Do not, I repaet - DO NOT - suggest to me that a portion of my anatomy which you have never seen!!!!! would look delicious in black frillies!

I will admit that the concept of sex has a certain limited intellectual interest. Untill I was thirteen, I did not even wonder about gender differences or whatever it is that married people get up to when they think the neighbors can't hear. But if I wonder in anyway about it at all, you odious Parsee creep, it is rarely, and always purely speculative, and in the abstract. You, on the other hand, are depraved and desperate, and seem to have nothing else on your mind. Ever!!!!!
And you are at least forty years older than me! Sick pig man!

Maybe not a motorbike?

2009-06-22T16:26:00.000-07:00

Nie says that motorbikes are hard to park in the city, because drunken marketing dudes keep pushing them over (?), and uncle Booboo thinks that the insurance would be too high. Which is way more practical minded than I normally give him credit for. I haven't mentioned it to auntie Wah yet, because she would just scream approvingly and let the cat out of the bag.
I sure don't want mom to even think of it yet. Plus she'd say I need to gain at least six more inches (and a hundred pounds, for leverage), and that a daughter covered in scars and bruises is impossible to marry off.

She wants me to keep my even-hued pasty blah complexion. And smile more!!!!!!!!!

Now, a brand-new motorbike WOULD make me smile, but I know what she would think about that at this point in time.

I will not settle for a Vespa, though. Those things are silly. Not even my stuffed frog would look good on one.

Buy Israeli food

2009-06-18T11:27:00.000-07:00

Last week I wrote about the South Bay Mobilization's call to pressure Trader Joe's to get rid of Israeli goods. I wasn't too pleased - here in Chinatown we've had all kinds of crap from the no-fur and PETA crowd and other big-nosed busybodies all frazzled at something, and usually the people who end up suffering from politically motivated anti-merchant actions are not the self-satisfied middle-class white people. Judgemental prigs.

By the way - would you dumb tourists and rednecks mind awfully NOT photographing the fish stores and food markets? We aren't here for your amusement, we actually live here.
Thank you SO much, and have a NICE trip back to Podunck. Bye now.

In any case, it turns out that the nineteenth and twentieth of June have become "buy Israeli Products Day".

BUY ISRAELI PRODUCTS DAY
June 19 & 20, 2009.

Here are links to some posts about the know-it-alls behind the Trader Joe's divestment campaign.
[That being the South Bay Mobilization, Kate Bender Rafael, and Yasmeen Qureishi, among others - Kate Bender Raphael was supposedly involved in that little incident last year in which Israeli food products were sabotaged - which would be a crime if substantiated - and is known for her insistence that breaking glass and trashing offices counts as "non-violent protest". She's an uber-creep.]

SOLOMONIA
http://www.solomonia.com/blog/archive/2009/06/when-in-doubt-trash-a-supermarket/index.shtml

QUOTE: Bold and courageous activists in Pittsburg then turned ugly on the company they had previously tried to cajole (sound familiar?) and walked into a Trader Joe's shop where they proceeded to pull Israeli goods and/or shove their usual misinformation into the hands of customers before being tossed out of the store for trespassing. Undeterred, the BDS community throughout the land called for a national day of de-shelving Israeli products on June 20 (this coming Saturday). One hopes that before they get started they realize the two ways of performing such de-shelving (other than buying all the couscous for themselves) would involve (1) shoplifting, a locally prosecutable criminal offense or (2) defacing said Israeli products to make them unsellable, which turns out to be a prosecutable federal offense under the US Product Packaging Protection Act of 2002.
[End quote]

Take note of that, you trolls - defacing products in the stores is a FEDERAL OFFENSE! And please remember that the next time you go into Chinatown. Being emasculated by an angry shopkeeper (even, perhaps especially, you, ms. Kate Bender Raphael) might be the very least of your problems.

ELDER OF ZION
http://elderofziyon.blogspot.com/2009/06/moonbats-going-after-trader-joes.html

QUOTE: The obvious thing to do is to make sure you buy Israeli products from Trader Joe's on the 19th and 20th and let the store managers know that you appreciate the fact that they make such products available.
[End quote]

The proper way to "de-shelve" is to buy as much as possible. That more than anything else says appreciation. Smack a pro-Palestinian noodnik on the way out.

DIVEST THIS!
http://www.divestthis.com/

QUOTE: Divestment debates are ongoing matters at many "Mainline" Protestant churches. I’ve talked before about how anti-Israel divestment resolutions, begun by local churches, find their way to national forums (notably the Presbyterians and Methodists who meet every few years within quasi-democratic frameworks to vote on resolutions submitted from "the field"). While these resolutions get routinely voted down at a national level by whopping majorities, that seems to just give local activists the go-ahead to try to re-craft their rejected calls for resubmission two or four years hence.
[End quote]

Wanna bet that the "local activists" belong simultaneously to several different denominations? It's probably just the same five bigots in each region, who have nothing better to do, and believe themselves divinely chosen to judge each and every one of their neighbors. Which, in its own way, is very Protestant, very Christian - missionaryism uncleverly disguised.

BLUE-TRUTH
http://www.bluetruth.net/2009/06/fight-bds-movement-shop-at-trader-joes.html

QUOTE: The BDS (Boycott, Divestment, Sanctions) movement is an tactic from the anti-apartheid effort now adopted by the anti-Israel groups in the US and Europe. Of course, it completely ignores the actual fact, which is that Arabs in the State of Israel have citizenship and full and equal political and civil rights.
[End quote]

See, Israel is more diverse, by a VERY WIDE MARGIN, than any of the Arab countries. And the Arabs don't appear to like anybody but themselves - except, of course, for the Philippinas and other female guest-workers whom they rape at the drop of a hat in the Gulf States, Lebanon, and Saudi Arabia - and would you care to guess about the perpetrators of a very large number of violent sex crimes in Europe?
Here in San Francisco, the Arabs count as the worst racists and bigots, especially as far as the Chinese are concerned. You will NEVER hear an Arab say anything good about Chinese-Americans. They discriminate, they sneer at our accents, and they cheat. And many of them are the worst tenants in the world - they make twenty-something dummies from the Midwest look good; that .... takes some doing.
They are rude, crude, and venal.
Plus Arab-American teenagers are sexist pigs. Absolute unmitigated swine.

Yes, I know that I am generalizing - bite me!

GRIZZLY GROUNDSWELL
http://grizzlygroundswell.theodoremedia.com/archives/7069

QUOTE: Trader Joe’s, a well-known market for imported foods and wines, is now under pressure to stop selling products made in Israel (like Israeli couscous, for example). This effort is being launched by South Bay Mobilization, a leftist, activist anti-Israel bunch in San Jose, California. In addition to its letter to Trader Joe’s asking them not to sell Israeli products, this bunch is asking its members to actually go into local Trader Joe’s stores on June 20, which if you did not know, is "World Refugee Day" and "Day to de-shelve Israeli products". It appears they will do what French activists have been doing, filling their shopping carts with Israeli products (with great fanfare) then leaving them in the aisle. Neat, huh? Basically, they conduct themselves like vandals.
[End quote]

Conducting themselves like vandals? How VERY white of them. Proof positive that white folk can go "native" (how delicious!!!!), that Arabs can blend-in (hah!), and that Arab culture is warm and open to all (please reread previous comments about raping Philippinas and being sexist pigs).
Between hypocrite middle-class dunces and nasty Arab liquor-store owners and taxi drivers, San Francisco is going to hell in a handbasket.
Berkeley, of course, is already part of the BORG.
And some of those sanctimonious twats in the South Bay really need to be smacked with a rubber hose.

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FRIDAY JUNE 19 ADDITION:

Over at DIVEST THIS! there are two recipes for Israeli Couscous.

Israeli Couscous with Seasonal Vegetables (From The Foods of Israel Today, by Joan Nathan)

Couscous with Dried Fruits and Nuts (A traditional Moroccan Hanukkah dessert, from The World of Jewish Cooking, by Gil Marks)

http://www.divestthis.com/2009/06/what-to-do-with-all-that-couscous.html

The siteowner there has promised to post more recipes as they come in. So please go over there often for updates and further information on Israeli Couscous, and also contribute your own recipes!

Seeing as Israeli Couscous is not a traditional Cantonese ingredient (yes, we do eat EVERYTHING - we just haven't gotten to Israeli Couscous yet), nor even at all common in TaiFao (SF Chinatown), I am anxious to see what you all come up with.

I'm thinking Eight Treasures Rice Pudding...... I'm going to experiment.

Smarmy Parsi sex-gargoyle

2009-06-17T17:14:00.000-07:00

Grant Patel is probably the worst pervert in Northern california. And I do not write this lightly. I suspect he makes even the Hamas supporter outside the BFUU look like an amateur. And lord knows, that creep tied his victim to himself pretty darn good, from all accounts (and on his own blog he even lists his occupation as 'pedophile' - that takes chutzpah).

Well, Atboth did call him an all-round fetishist. Which is VERY accurate. But doesn't nearly say it all.

Grant Patel, in his latest posting, goes over the top, off the deep end, around the bend, and into a dark little dungeon of degenerate fantasy.

He writes:
"A delicate Cantonese maiden vrooming around San Francisco on a big macho muscle-bike is topnotch. Oh yes. Entertainments! The sun on her golden skin, the wind in her long raven hair, the delicate dark lace garters or tight constrictive frilly undergarments of enticement only".

Source:
http://grantpatel.blogspot.com/2009/06/petite-gold-skin-crash-helmet-lace-most.html

The "delicate Cantonese maiden" in the passage above would, in his twisted mind, be me. With the addition of his garters or tight frillies. He also recommends black or crimson 'chase-me-do-me' high-heels.
Probably because he thinks me too short, or something.

I am tall enough, mister Patel, to kick you where it hurts. Except that I would have to meet you to do that, and given your disgusting sex-gargoyle tendencies, that is so not likely to happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I the only object of your unclean pursuits mister Patel? Are there no Indian or Pakistani girls you could harass? Is your life really that empty and sad that I represent your likeliest prospect?
Have you no aunties who could find you a victim? Are you so devoid of charm that not even your relatives will find you a mate? Do none of your nearest and dearest trust you around the elderly spinster relatives of their friends? Surely a comely Indian widow, large and fully breasted, is more suited to tackling so mean and frantic a weasel as yourself?

Why don't you place an ad in the papers if you are so desperate?

"Smarmy Parsi lawyer seeks weak-minded Indian female. Age no object. Must like long walks on the beach, dogs who hump legs, and applying choke-holds".

Or something like that. I'm sure someone would eventually bite.

Racist whiteys at the BFUU, plus Gilad Atzmon

2009-06-14T18:29:00.000-07:00

So DrMike over at Bluetruth has posted an evenkeeled account of what went on outside the Berkeley Fellowship of Unitarian Universalists last Monday.

http://www.bluetruth.net/2009/06/staring-evil-in-face-gilad-atzmon-at.html

The BFUU is trying to claim that the decision to let Gilad Atzmon spout his own unique brand of Jew-hatred was not entirely well-thought-out.

From their own flyer of the time:
"The BFUU-SJC [note: Social Justice Committee of the BFUU] agreed to be a cosponsor but was unaware at the time of Mr Atzmon's controversial reputation in some quarters."

Oh really?!??!? Unaware??!?!?!

Pull the other one!

Guys, are you REALLY that stupid? Have you EVER heard of the internet???? I mean, gosh golly gee, evidence that Gilad Atzmon is Darth Vader is just all over the place! You can't have been unaware of it, it just isn't credible .. .. that .. .. you .. .. didn't .. .. know!!!!!!!
Typing in 'Gilad Atzmon' in the search field (top right of your screen, in the grey part) brings up TONS of stuff.

First thing that comes up is a Wikipedia entry.
Quote: "He also has called himself "a Hebrew-speaking Palestinian" who plays music for the Palestinian cause. --- CUT --- music critic John Lewis wrote in The Guardian: "It is Atzmon's blunt anti-Zionism rather than his music that has given him an international profile".

Got that? His music sucks, but what makes him famous is his viciousness.

The next two things that come up are links to Gilad Atzmon's own writing. Which is where the hateful quotes about Jews and Israel can be found. Lordy, that puke is just all over his own site - no wonder the Jew-haters love him!

The next several links jump around to the Palestine Thinktank and several other suspect places, many featuring anti-Semitic content and various hatefilled extrusions of Gilad Atzmon's own writing.

Perhaps the Berkeley Unitarian Universalists cannot read, however. They didn't clue on to the venomous and depraved nature of Gilad Atzmon's texts.

Very well.

QUOTE TIME!

Gilad Atzmon: "There is no such thing as anti-Semitism."

Gilad Atzmon suggests by this that anti-Semitism is in fact justified, and therefore not bigotry. This is similar to "we don't hate Chinese, it's just a FACT that they aren't really human, and in any case they're not as sensitive and refined as white people, and how can you say that blacks are even the same race - therefore, it isn't bigotry but sheer honest realism to say so".
Right, mister Atzmon? There's no such thing as racism, it's all just an acknowledgement of basic facts?

Gilad Atzmon: "Why is it that the Jews who repeatedly demand that the Christian world should apologize for its involvement in previous persecutions, have never thought that it is about time that they apologized for killing Jesus?"

Like most of Christian mythology, the existence of Jesus is highly doubtful. The Christians at the time of their victory over paganism would have had to invent the character of a sagely god-king of divine origin, and in any case would be ill-advised to make the Romans their enemies, as it would've got in the way of subverting Roman institutions. Godly parentage was an accepted part of the Greek and Roman view of the world too.
But it's a matter of whatever record there is that the Romans killed Jesus.
Who nailed him up? The Romans.
Who used crucifixion as a method of execution? The Romans.
Who pulled all the strings in Israel at that time? The Romans.
Who killed more people by torture and crucifixion in the classic world than all other people combined? The Romans.
Haven't ANY of you idiots seen Life of Brian?

Gilad Atzmon: "The Jews who had now managed to kill their God learned to believe in themselves."

Look, Jesus ain't a god. Second Brother Kwan is a god, the Duke of Hsiong is a god, Chong Kwei is a god, Yanlowong is a god, and the Three Immortals are gods. Please rethink the meaning of the word 'god'. If Jesus is a god, then the word cannot mean what you want it to mean. That's like saying that Marx, Lenin, and Mao are gods.
Lordy you white people are nuts. Have you all considered therapy?

Gilad Atzmon: "We need the voices of David Duke and Pat Buchanan."

Two sour hatefilled white racists? If Gilad Atzmon really believes that we need to give those two dyed in the wool slopebrowed bigots any more airtime, he should probably be shot. And he proves himself a wanna-be whitey to boot. Self-hatred squared is what.

Gilad Atzmon: "Throughout the centuries, Jewish bankers bought for themselves some real reputations of backers and financers of wars and even one communist revolution."

The Vikings weren't banked by Jews. The Crusades weren't banked by Jews. The Huns, Tatars, Mongols, and Turks were not banked by Jews. Two centuries of horrifying religious war between Catholics and Protestants weren't banked by Jews. The rape of the Americas didn't have a Jewish element. Slavery had Christian backing and Christian bankers, The opium wars were paid for by the British Crown and the East-India company, and the theft of Hong Kong was one hundred percent a wasp business proposition. The Russian take-over of Central Asia had no Jewish input, and the American takeover of the Philippines was East-Coast Protestants finding a new territory to suck dry - it killed over twenty percent of the population of the islands, but it involved NO Jews at any point at all - purely a WASP thing.
Napoleon wasn't a Jew, Clausewitz wasn't a Jew, the Duke of Wellington wasn't a Jew, Nelson wasn't a Jew.
And so forth.
Mister Atzmon, you are an spitefull moron spouting clichés.
There's nothing worse than a banana or an oreo.
Stop trying to absolve whitey.

Gilad Atzmon: "I’m not going to say whether it is right or not to burn down a synagogue, I can see that it is a rational act."

Given that I can't stand Jazz, and after reading Gilad Atzmon's insane ranting now despise anybody who would listen to him, should I burn down the Berkeley Fellowship of Unitarian Universalists at 1924 Cedar Street at Bonita in Berkeley???????????????
It would be VERY rational to do so, I feel - everything they stand for is corrupted and polluted by their hosting Gilad Atzmon, they are a blot on the psyche of Bay Area, and their principles, as shown by their having hosted this event, are weak and repulsive. It might benefit everyone if their horrid "church" were burned to the ground and turned into a compost heap, don't you think?
It's worth considering - I'm not going to state whether it is right or wrong to burn down the BFUU meeting hall, but I can see where it might be a rational act.
And of course you agree, don't you? Yes?

Look, hosting a loud mouthed kiss-up-to-whitey, who is also a selfhater and bigot, like Gilad Atzmon, is not a peace-loving tolerant liberal thing to do. It's not even broadminded.

You self-satisfied white pricks in Berkeley have shown your true colors. You have proven yourself secret bigots who will jump at the opportunity to listen to anyone who makes you feel warm and wet about your hatreds and preconceptions.
You are no better than the old fashioned southern racist, the South African boer, the Russian peasant, or the Malay and Indonesian bureaucrat. You may be more educated - you can probably spell your own names - but you are NO LESS narrowminded and bigoted.
You are Berkeley.

Motorbike

2009-06-12T20:52:00.000-07:00

I finally realized what I want for graduation! A motorbike. I think a Harley, those are very nice, but some of the Japanese jobbies are sweet too.

Harleys have nice round parts, and are solidly built. But the Japanese ones have a sleekness that doesn't lie.

Especially the Kawasaki Ninja ZX-12R. It has a huge 1,199cc digitally fuel-injected engine for "unparalleled handling and cornering agility" - doesn't that sound exciting? And it looks unapologetically feminine, too.

At this point in time, I don't think my folks would even think of allowing me to ride one. So I'm going to have to broach the subject carefully, and gradually work on them. It'll take at least a year. And perhaps I can find one with a finish that matches Richard the frog. That would be cool.

But was it ethical?

2009-06-10T18:40:00.000-07:00

Recently friend and fellow-blogger Atboth posted about the Berkeley Fellowship of Unitarian Universalists and their sponsorship of a performance by an anti-Semite of monstrous proportion (Gilad Atzmon), and their refusing to reconsider once it had been made clear to them what a scumbag he was.

This post:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/06/stephen-pearcy-and-joseph-anderson-at.html

And this:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/06/unitarians-gilad-atzmon-hamas-flag.html

And this:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/06/anti-semitism-in-berkeley-bfuu-and.html

The problem is that he also described two of the pro-Gilad Atzmon protestors in very unflattering terms. And named them.

I'm not so sure that that, as Grant Patel might put it, is entirely 'cricket'. Can one actually name the members of the other side? Are they that public that doing so is okay?

There are several news articles about the first one mentioned - he has a history of provocative acts and threatening behavior - and the second one has written several pieces on Indybay.
Both of them come off as extremely unpleasant people, associated with the viler elements,and involved in several unsavory groups.
But is it really ethical to make their names public?

Whether it is legal to do so is another matter.
I think that if you're seen in public participating in political actions, you lose the presumption of anonymity. And if either of the two men do have the stinking big egos that they do seem to have, judging from all news articles that are associated with their names, then they are already known to the public, and they have made themselves known for their opinions and acts.

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Speaking of ethics, I'm still horrified that a church would engage in anti-Semitic incitement, though. That is really an appalling thing to do!!!! How can they face their neighbors?!? How on earth can the BFUU justify having Gilad Atzmon as a guest performer?!!!!??? Why are they engaging in such blatantly despicable acts?
Why does sh*& like this ALWAYS happen in Berkeley? Are people crippled there?

Couscous and Feta

2009-06-09T20:00:00.000-07:00

Wow!!!!! I'm really going to have to try Israeli Couscous and Pastures of Eden Feta Cheese!
I have this incredibly urge to spend money on Israeli Couscous and Pastures of Eden Feta Cheese, and it's all thanks to Yasmeen Qureishi. Thank you Yasmeen, for showing me the light!
I CAN'T WAIT TO EAT ISRAELI COUSCOUS AND PASTURES OF EDEN FETA CHEESE!!!!!!
And I'm gonna spend LOTS and LOTS of money at Trader Joe's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

See, I got this letter:

"

Hi All,

Please read the letter to Trader Joe's requesting them to de-shelve Israeli products. Email me at yfatimah@yahoo.com if you would like to sign and/or have your organization endorse it latest by June 5, 10 pm PST. We will be mailing the letter on June 6. Please forward to others who might be interested in signing too.
Everyone is encouraged to do a follow up action at a store in their area on June 20, World Refugee Day which is also being observed as National Day to De-Shelve Israeli products. Check out the event page on Facebook .
Thanks!

Yasmeen

Don Bane, Chairman and CEO
Doug Rauch, President
Charles J. Pilliter, SVP Operations
Trader Joe’s Main Headquarters
800 S. Shamrock Ave.
Monrovia , CA 91016

Dear Mr. Bane, Mr. Rauch and Mr. Pilliter,
As people of conscience, we believe that business corporations need to uphold ethical standards that are consistent with the principles of human rights and support of justice and equality, locally and globally. Trader Joe’s is a company with a reputation for bringing foods from around the world to offer U.S. customers the chance to enjoy a diversity of products. In doing so, however, we think that Trader Joe’s should not be complicit in promoting occupation, ethnic cleansing, massacres, and apartheid.

We ask that you stop carrying Israeli products or products manufactured in Israel that are distributed in the U.S. (for example, "Israeli Couscous"). We are part of a growing international movement of ordinary people from around the world, from Ireland and France to Norway and Canada , that does not want to buy consumer products that help fund an economy based on illegal occupation and apartheid. We have been dismayed to see that Trader Joe’s is still selling Israeli products, despite the international outcry against the Israeli massacre in Gaza this winter. In addition, the names of products such as "Israeli Couscous" are offensive as they allow a state that was created sixty years ago, through dispossession and illegal occupation, to claim a type of couscous that was traditionally produced by Palestinians and other Arabs for generations. This is racist advertising for cultural theft and does not befit a store that wishes to promote diversity, equality, or sustainability.

We are writing to ask you to not carry Israeli products for the following key reasons, among others:
1. Israel engages in the oppression of Palestinians and ethnic cleansing of Palestinian people, including the continued theft of Palestinian land for the expansion of illegal Israeli settlements and construction of the Segregation Wall (see -- link removed -- ,
-- link removed -- , -- link removed -- for information about these violations of international law).
2. Israel has violated over 80 resolutions of the United Nations, including Resolution 194, which affirms the right of Palestinian refugees to return to their homes, and Resolution 242, which called for an immediate end to the occupation of the West Bank, Gaza and East
Jerusalem in 1967.
3. Israel has .......

-------------------lots of pretentious blathering removed in the interests of brevity and readability - it's pretty stupid and offensive, trust me here-------------------------------------

We know that Trader Joe’s carries Israeli Couscous and Pastures of Eden Feta cheese, both produced in Israel . However, we also believe that other products carried under Trader Joe’s private label may be repackaged Israeli products.
As conscientious people and customers of Trader Joe’s, we urge you to de-shelve Israeli products, at least until Israel meets its obligations under international law.

Sincerely,

Yasmin Qureshi, San Jose , CA
Endorsed by: South Bay Mobilization

"

Yummy! Feta and couscous! Yeah!

You know, boycotts are a crock of doodoo and trying to pressure stores to stop selling stuff is moronic. You don't want them to sell it? THEN DON'T FRIKKIN' BUY IT!!!!!
Suppose that you decided to boycott Chinese stuff (yeah, I know you can't live without cheap Chinese products, the world economy would go down the drain without them, but just suppose......!!), you know what that would do? You would end up with millions of Chinese so pissed at YOU that we would have no problem ripping your guts out. And we would STILL find a way of making a living. Without YOU having any say in it.
You would have even less influence than you already do.

You want the world to stop buying Israeli products?
THEN MAKE THE SAME THING AND COMPETE FOR PRICE AND QUALITY!
What do you guys make that anyone wants anyway? If we aren't buying your couscous, it's because of price and quality. Have you thought of making something decent? Same consistent quality, batch after batch? At a reasonable price?
Do you even make couscous?

I mean, I would maybe buy Arab food products, if they were of decent quality, and not likely to poison me. But what are your industrial food production standards like? Mediocre? Miserable? Too horrible to contemplate? Almighty frikkin bad? Twixt Toxic and Nuclear waste????

Okay, do you people make anything that I DON'T have to eat, that anybody really wants?

OIL?

That's dead dinosaurs, Yasmeen, you guys DIDN'T make it, it isn't your technology that refines it, or your tankers, and I don't see you dillwads NOT selling it to anyone. Heck, you guys sell your dead dinosaurs to the highest bidder, no matter what their politics, religion, skin color, and personal fetishes.

Of course, I don't buy oil. Or gasoline. Or anything Arabic.
I don't have a car, and I don't shop at ghetto liquor stores.

Oh and by the way, bitch, Obama got it wrong. You folks DIDN'T give the world the compass, we did! The Chinese! We invented it. Along with paper, printing, silk, tea, porcelain, distilling, Persian rugs, and Damascus steel. And tons of other stuff.
You really want to talk about "cultural theft" now, bitch?

And if you want to talk about ethnic cleansing, why are there so many of you?!?!?!?!
The Israelis did a piss-poor job decontaminating the land.
They should've followed YOUR example when you took over the middle-east thirteen centuries ago. And that is the ONLY skill you have refined since then. That, plus rape and honor-killings. Do you want to talk now about the slaughter of your own sisters and daughters?
Wanna talk about the endemic rape of foreign women working in the Arab world? Phillipinas, Indonesians, Bangladeshis and others who are brutalized by their Arab employers??????

Yeah, let's talk, bitch.
Dear Yasmeen Qureishi, I hope your dad's liquor store goes bankrupt.

International Answer and the Jews

2009-06-08T18:53:00.000-07:00

On Saturday I went down to United Nations Plaza at Market Street to see the big hate festival organized by International Answer and Richard Becker, and to see if Atboth and his friends were there.

So boring!!!!!!!! Boring!!!!! Very, very, very, very, very borrriiiiinnggnngng!

The haters only had about a hundred people! I think there were more pro-Israel people there than fans Richard Becker. There was one guy on the hate side with a 'Queers for Gaza' teeshirt - he looked dim and out of it. And talk about goofy message!!!!
"Queers for Gaza"
That's like Elephants for Ivory. Or Trees United for the paper industry.
Pro-soup chickens, oranges loving juicers, and Jews for Jezus.
Too crazy to live, that one. What part of the Hamas' hatred of gays doesn't that man get??!?!?!?!

After listening to the International Answer speakers for only fifteen minutes the pro-Israeli side got bored and marched down Market street.
Richard Becker also spoke. At least I think he did. Some boring geeky guy with glasses and a whiny voice. Too old to be up there acting so terminal.
It was all extremely boring, and I really hope the pro-Israel side all had lots of coffee afterwards.

I tried to spot Atboth, 'cause I thought it would be fun to finally meet him, but I couldn't tell who he was. There was nobody there smoking a pipe. And I don't know what he looks like. And there were several intelligent looking men on the Jewish side, so it would've been as pointless as looking for a needle in a haystack. They were all talking all at once with each other, and I didn't think I'd get a chance to ask any of them.
They were all too busy ignoring Richard Becker, I guess.

The frizzy-haired troll from San Francisco Women in Black who eyed me hungrily at Montgomerey street a while ago wasn't there. If she had been, I probably would've kicked her.
And I'm guessing that Grant Patel wasn't there. He would've forced me to kick him.
Except he probably would've liked that.

Jew in the hood

2009-06-06T17:15:00.000-07:00

One of the places on Pacific that was empty for the longest time got rented out recently. Close to Chinatown, with mostly Chinese neighbors.

It's now a Chabad house. Sweet Buddha, we have become an annex of Brooklyn.

Wikipedia says this about Chabad:
Chabad-Lubavitch is a Hasidic movement in Orthodox Judaism. One of the world's largest Hasidic movements, it is based in the Crown Heights neighborhood of Brooklyn, New York. The name "Chabad" (Hebrew: חב"ד) is an acronym for Chochmah, Binah, Da'at (חכמה, בינה, דעת): "Wisdom, Understanding, and Knowledge," and "Lubavitch" is the only extant branch of a family of Hasidic groups once known collectively as the Chabad movement; the names are now used interchangeably.

Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera. Longwinded article here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chabad

About Hasids, Wikipedia also goes on at length:
The movement originated in Eastern Europe (what is now Ukraine) in the 18th century, and soon spread from Poland and Russia, to Hungary and Romania. As compared with other Jewish movements, Hasidic Judaism tends to focus on the role of the Rebbe (or Rabbi) as a spiritual conduit of God. Hasidic followers join worship groups associated with dynasties of Hasidic spiritual leaders.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasidic_Judaism

Kinda like kungfu schools, in other words. There's a lovely picture of some severely old gentlemen with beards and big Mandarin hats in Jerusalem in that Wikipedia entry.
Yes, I know those aren't REALLY mandarin hats - what else am I going to call them - black pillboxes?

The person at the Chabad house does not wear such a hat. Instead he wears something that looks like cowboy hat, but more dashing, and neater.
Except for the beard, he could be a wild west bank director or country doctor.

Jews aren't missionaries - what is he doing in Chinatown?

The first article says that Chabad houses are informal, the living quarter also serving as synagogue. Quote: "an atmosphere in which the nonobservant will not feel intimidated by any perceived contrast between their lack of knowledge of Jewish practice and the advanced knowledge of some of the people they meet there".

There's more of them here?

That's funny, I don't remember a whole bunch of Jewish people running around Chinatown. White faces, beards, cowboy hats - I really would've noticed!

What on earth are the BFUU thinking!?!?

2009-06-03T17:08:00.000-07:00

There are times when the politics of the folks in Berkeley confuse me. Berkeley often seems off base, and sometimes out of it entirely.
Then there are times when Berkeley just boggles the mind.

Such as when a church in Berkeley sponsors a performance by an Israel-bashing Jew-baiting bigot to benefit those giving material assistance to terrorists.

Gilad Atzmon: Themes from Palestine Monday June 8, 2009 at 7:00pm
Berkeley Fellowship of Unitarian Universalists
1924 Cedar (at Bonita),Berkeley, California
http://upcoming.yahoo.com/event/2805460/

THE BERKELEY UNITARIANS

What the heck could the BFUU have been thinking!!!!!!!!!!!
Gilad Atzmon is a hate filled apologist for brigands and tyrants, and a classic example of the stereotype of ersatz "revolutionary" thinker with a lubricious fondness for third-world thugs.

Gilad Atzmon's type, during the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution, praised the excesses of the red guards and the killing of 'counter revolutionaries'. Such people supported the genocide in Cambodia, the never ending sadism of the FARC in Columbia, the execution of women in Afghanistan, the brutality of Chavez and Castro.
Gilad Atzmon, today, as an example of that ilk, trumpets the praises of the worst gangster regimes and barbaric dictators in the Muslim world. He supports the terrorists of Hamas, the thugs in Lebanon, Iraq, Syria, and Afghanistan, the madman of Iran, the cowardly racists of the anti-Semitic ultra-left, and the unreconstructed bigots of the old-style racialist right. And he is both proud and open about it.

A more despicable and ethically crippled person would be hard to imagine.

Is that who the Berkeley Fellowship of Unitarian Universalists want to be know by?
Is Gilad Atzmon really a man whom they are glad to host?
Does his worldview truly represent their allegedly lofty ideals?
How on earth can they face the world, EVEN their fellow Berkeleyites, if they bid Gilad Atzmon welcome?

GILAD ATZMON

Gilad Atzmon, like many know-it-all foreigners, presumes to blame Zionists for everything. Such as in this article (http://palestinethinktank.com/2008/09/30/gilad-atzmon-credit-crunch-or-rather-zio-punch/), where he tries to connect Bush's advisors to a Zionist plot. Quote: "how did America, once a symbol of freedom, let itself be enslaved by such repulsive ideologies that are associated inherently with some clear foreign tribal interests? [cut] In 2003, by the time youngster of Zion Wolfowitz was on the verge of becoming a proper elder"

The anti-Semitic tropes fairly drip from this crude text: repulsive ideologies, foreign tribal interests, youngster of Zion, elder.

Then he says: "America is now inherently associated with Israel as the biggest threat to world peace", and asks "How is it that America failed to restrain its Wolfowitzes? How is that America let its foreign policy be shaped by some ruthless Zionists?"

A spurious accusation that would have done Goebbels or Stalin proud. How well Gilad Atzmon has studied his predecessors!

This is followed by a bald-faced suggestion that money and Jews facilitated a take over. Quote: "Throughout the centuries, Jewish bankers bought for themselves some real reputations of backers and financers of wars and even one communist revolution. Though rich Jews had been happily financing wars using their assets, Alan Greenspan, the Chairman of the Federal Reserve of the United States, found a far more sophisticated way to finance the wars perpetrated by his ideological brothers Libby and Wolfowitz. Unlike old fashioned Britain, where Tony Blair recruited Lord ‘cash-machine’ Levy to encourage his Zionist friends to donate their money by proxy to a party that was just about to a launch a criminal war ..."

Again, a passage drenched with propagandistic turns and twists familiar from anti-Semitic tracts: Jewish bankers, financers of war, responsible for communism, rich Jews, using their assets.
Please also note the deft use of Jewish surnames, serving to clearly point out the 'International Jew'. Ford would have been proud, and no doubt Atzmon's friends among the supporters of Hezbollah and Hamas are still gleeful over the eloquence of their pet.
It is a masterpiece of anti-Semitic venom.

Then, in the classic fashion of bigots and anti-Semites, he blames financial disaster on the Jews, though claiming that it was not deliberate - the Zionists, according to Gilad Atzmon, through their clumsiness accidentally caused the meltdown - and he concludes with a sentence which undoubtedly resonated in Europe and the Arab world: "This Zionist accident is a glimpse into Political Zionism’s sinister agenda."

This precisely is the classic accusation made by hate-mongers throughout the ages: 'it is only because our enemies showed their true colors that we finally realized it was they, and none other, that caused all our ills - now see how evil they are, and hang 'em!'
Mississippi rednecks said it about blacks, Irish layabouts in California said it about the Chinese, the Europeans say it about Americans, WASP xenophobes say it about dem Meskins, and the paranoid say it about the Masons and the Jews.

Still, one of the most telling statements by this paragon of alternative-interpretations, is the one where he calls Mahmud Ahmedinejad the representative of civilized values. Quote: "it is Ahmadinejad rather than Blair who reminds us where goodness rests. Seemingly, a man who has been repeatedly presented by our deluded Western media as a 'radical’, ‘fundamentalist’ and ‘Islamofascist’ has proved beyond doubt that it is actually him who knows what forgiveness and grace are all about".
[http://www.tellingfilms.netne.net/atzmon-iran.html]

Obviously Atzmon overlooks the execution of gays and rape-victims which is standard in Iran - where, according to Atzmon's idol Ahmedinejad, there are no gays. It is an assertion almost classicly nineteen-fifties communist front in effect - surreal and grotesque.

" -- Let love be the spirit of this congregation And service its goal. This is our living covenant: To dwell together in peace, to seek the truths in life, and to help one another. -- "
[BFUU creed]

Does Gilad Atzmon represent YOUR values, oh Berkeley Unitarians? Are this man's statements indicative of the things that you believe? What part of 'love', 'service', 'peace', and 'truth' does Gilad Atzmon represent?

How on earth you blinkered hypocrites can hold your heads high and face the rest of the citizens of the Bay Area is utterly beyond me. You make me sick, and I am surprised that no one has yet driven you perverts out of town. That you are STILL here should serve as a lesson in tolerance. Misapplied tolerance, yet tolerance nonetheless.

You disgust me!

2009-05-30T21:14:00.000-07:00

You know, Grantipoo, I have never EVER thought of modeling, as you suggest I think in your demented comment under my last post. And you should be ashamed to even think of it!!!!!! Objectifier!!!!

Not that there is ANY thing wrong with modeling. But there is CLEARLY something wrong with men like you who go all juicy over pictures of a girl in a bra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you considered councilling? Talking to a priest? Maybe asking your witchdoctor for help?

Or, as Spiros advises, taking a cold shower? A very very long one. With ice cubes in an unheated basement.

Silky lacy gauzilettes

2009-05-26T18:10:00.000-07:00

Now I KNOW that this will merely send Grant Patel into orbit, seeing as he is the COMPLETE pervert, but I just have to do it.

Grant, look at this:
http://www.lulalu.com/search.asp?Mode=Product&ProductID=354&PageNum=2
Mary Green
Silk Gauze Bralette with Lace

And take a gooood look at this:
http://www.lulalu.com/search.asp?Mode=Product&ProductID=377&PageNum=1
Honeydew
Zoe Bralette

Nice, huh?
Yes, Granty-poo, I just cannot resist flashing someone else's underwear at you. Because you cannot resist saying something stupid about it. I'm mean that way.
BthththhththtppppppT!

Why are you smiling?

2009-05-25T17:36:00.000-07:00

No I don't think of her as a scarlet woman. I'm not that old-fashioned. But most Chinese girls normally do not have sex until they're adults. And she's my age, and also living at home.

However, she has condoms in her book bag. Which can only mean ONE thing.
A, she's doing it. And B, she's going over to HIS house to do it. Why else would she be the one bringing the rubbers? If they did "it" at her house, and assuming that it was safe enough for them to do it there, she would be able to keep them at home. Or he could bring them!

I'm dying to ask her all about it, but I don't know what to ask, or how. All I can imagine is that it's icky and sticky and messy and gooey and uncomfortable. And there are liquids involved.
I don't want to know what it all looks like, but I would really like to know what she feels afterwards. And how long she stays at his house, and what they talk about.

And, crucially, WHO he is. Who is he!?!???!
And how did she meet him, how did they get to this point? Were they going out for months before going all the way? Did he ever give her flowers? Does she use breath mints before they kiss? Does he have braces? Does he have sparkly eyes?

Urrrrrrgh, I'm so curious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why DOES she have that secret smile on her face when no one is watching?

Movies, teenage sex, and scary guys with chainsaws

2009-05-22T17:24:00.000-07:00

So I'm wondering: do people of my age NORMALLY have sex? And if so, WHERE?

I can't imagine that they do it at home, because normal households are almost always filled with other people, and in any case wouldn't the neighbors hear the noise?
If you watch movies, you might get the idea that teenagers do it in cars or on the couch, just before the monster rises from the breakers or the scary guy with the chainsaw comes down the stairs, which suggests that sex might be an awfully bad idea.

For some reason, there are never any adults in teen sex movies. Where have they all gone? And don't they KNOW about the scary guy with the chainsaw? Wasn't he around when they were young? Do they (gasp) WANT it to happen?

And what's with the chain saw? Is that some kind of metaphor for a male gonad? Ripping, slashing, tearing, and the wept-over loss of innocence?

I'm guessing that movie directors don't have sex as they seem to have problems with the concept. Which is very strange, as teenage boys apparently can't seem to think of ANYTHING else.
Of course, neither can most men - that explains my most stalkerish commenter. Who has transformed the bitterness of his sex life into a knightly quest for any and all panties.

Teenage girls, as is well known, do not have sex. That's why we don't know about chainsaws.

Grant Patel waxes filthily verbose

2009-05-20T07:35:00.000-07:00

I did not think that Grant could do it. But he has topped all previous efforts. Unclean little man!
In an earlier post I had taken him to task for his assertion that Richard Becker (head of the Bay Area coven of International ANSWER) was perhaps less of a man in certain ways than normal - to use Grant's OWN words, "Richard Becker has a tiny penis" - and suggested, merely suggested, that it was no more than hearsay. Possibly a canard (the assertion, NOT the tiny penis - canard means duck, I'm not sure what that has to do with anything).

And lo and behold, Grant goes over the rhetorical cliff:
http://grantpatel.blogspot.com/2009/05/richard-becker-is-entirely-too-little.html

Bleeccchchchchhch!!!!!!!!!

Two entire pages, screaming at the top of his lungs, that Becker has a tiny penis. And I still do not know HOW he knows that. He merely asserts, over and over and over, that the blister has a tiny penis. And he probably DOES have a tiny penis. But it is by no means proven.
Then Grant accuses me of being interested in it. The tiny penis. Which is absurd. I despise Richard Becker, and absolutely loathe International ANSWER. Any organization founded by apologists for Mao's murderous political campaigns - Mao TseTung was the biggest mass-murderer in history, responsible for the deaths of nearly a hundred million Chinese - has no redeeming qualities.
As far as I'm concerned, Richard Becker, and his private parts, should be ripped to shreds by howling rabid dogs. Slowly. He, and his inadequate manhood, and his friends and depraved bedmates, do not deserve to live. They are lower than scum.
And how dare YOU, odious mister Grant Patel, suggest that I have any interest whatsoever in the diseased dangly part that hides in Richard Becker's curiously stained pants! You are obscene! You are gross!

And no, I shall not express ANY such curiosity about yourself. You are NOT a more fitting object of interest at all. Do not even dare claim so! You are probably the most outrageous and badly behaved person in all of San Francisco.
I care not how broadminded you claim to be, you are DISGUSTING!
Pig!

Take that hamburger and....

2009-05-18T19:23:00.000-07:00

Normally I refuse to touch hamburgers. Why? Because you don't know what part of some poor diseased downtrodden moo-cow the meat came from. It's ground up, so it could be anything! Even arse!

But sometimes......

Sometimes you NEED to bite a cow! And at that time you hope that the ground whatever-it-is that they use didn't come from the carcass of some glandered heifer shot at the end of a long miserable life. Nice, juicy, fatty young meat, though not too young. Not quite the perfect aged hunks of beef in the windows of Harris' Restaurant at the corner of Pacific and Van Ness, which are truly beautiful - more appealing and luscious than the finest flemish food-slut fanatic paintings of centuries ago - but something which at least had some good marbling, and came from a well-developed muscle area. It has to drip juices when you chomp down.

Add some sautéed mushrooms, onions, tomato, and a dab of mustard, and it is an orgy!
Yes, you may bribe me with a greasy patty!

That was NOT what I had today. I've been had! I spent good money on that nasty thing. Damm them, they sold me a nasty piece of crap!
Bleeeaaaaaauuughhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
Ick. Feh. Poo!

And the bacon was hard and dry and old! Cheats! Horrid cheats!

Richard Becker: abnormally petite?

2009-05-17T19:10:00.000-07:00

Both Grant Patel and At The Back of the Hill have taken it upon themselves to detail Richard Becker's anti-Semitism and political agitation. With quite some bile. And in some detail.

[Richard Becker is the Jew-hating head honcho of International ANSWER, which is a nasty organization involved in littering, racist rhetoric, and sometimes violent demonstrations. Many of its core members admire(d) the Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution and the Cambodian massacres, and they've never given up on the idea of mass slaughter in the name of Marx and Mao. They're a horrid nuisance. Especially in Oakland and San Francisco.]

ATBOTH:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/05/anti-semitic-organization-intl-answer.html
GRANT PATEL:
http://grantpatel.blogspot.com/2009/05/richard-becker-very-tiny-manhood-and.html

Grant Patel, it seems, is obsessed with Richard Becker's penis. Or what Grant asserts is a remarkable lack, or deficit, in that department.

Grant wrote:
" ... as is well-known, Richard Becker is of insufficient manhood. It is very tiny. Not impressive in any way. Barely manhood at all, in fact. Do you have a loupe? Poor chap cursed with a very tiny lor, the use of which is wellnigh impossible without tweezers and a profound sense of humor, both of which he is lacking. His frustration mounts with each failed mounting. Noodly appendage not even spaghetti strap dimension, and utterly void of horn. Poor basterd. Sod him."

Yes, Grant, that is all VERY eloquent! Very eloquent indeed! But do you have any proof? On what do you base your assertion that Richard Becker is "cursed with a very tiny lor, the use of which is wellnigh impossible without tweezers and a profound sense of humor"?
How do you know that Richard Becker has a tiny penis? Was he a client of yours? Did he wave his tiny penis at you? Was it presented as evidence in court? Was the tiny penis asked to testify?

I mean, it may very well be that Richard Becker has a miniscule manhood.... and what exactly is miniscule in that regard? Six inches? Three? Two? Or even (gasp!!!) less than one???!?!!!
And does that mean when it is fully engorged (hah, biology class was at least useful for something!), or when it is in it's natural flaccid state? Have you, in fact, mister Patel, been in a position to examine Richard Becker's infamously tiny penis?

Or is all of this just hearsay???

Now mister Patel, I am strictly interested in hearing HOW you know that Richard Becker is endowed with such a delicate organ, I am NOT interested in any actual description of the appearance of the teeny little squidgy-bit in question.
I will gladly accept, from your lips and whatever scores of witnesses you can turn up (and surely there must be HUNDREDS who can testify), that Richard Becker is a most unprepossessing man. But a detailing of the coloration, texture, and heft of his wee waggy winky is not in order - I am sure that nobody is really interested in minutiae. Minor details are NOT important!

You, mister Grant, are the subject of this post!
I simply want to know the basis for your assertions, I do NOT have any interest, in the slightest, in mister Becker's deficient weenie itself.

Just tell us how you know. Please be at your lawyerly best. I know you can do it!
[You are a lawyer, and you can say these things. Right?]

Exact dimensions by scientific measurement (microns or other units) is also good. My textbook tells me normal length is between five and seven inches, so logically, for Richard Becker's tiny penis to be so very remarkable as to excite your passion, nay, even your obscene eloquence, Grant, it must be significantly smaller than that. Yes?

I'm just guessing, but the only way it could be noteworthy is, if in soft condition it is no more than two inches maximum. And I have nothing to base that judgement on, other than textbooks and anatomical charts! I've never actually seen a penis, I do not wish to see one, and certainly not Richard Becker's possibly haggard and misshapen old dongus!

I shall not even speculate about what happens when it (Richard Becker's tiny penis) extends - I once heard one of the boys at school assert boastfully that his is "hard as steel, two feet long, and goes all night" (note to self: warn everyone NOT to date Irving, he has "issues") - but very possibly mister Becker has frequent fainting fits, and for his own wellbeing subsumes his sex-drive into trying to start riots instead.

Inquiring minds want to know, but not too much! Oh wait......, that would probably be impossible anyhow.
Oh, and one other thing, Grant, do you in fact know if Richard Becker actually has a sex life, or has had one, or will ever have one? Or is that, too, mere speculation on your part?
Links and names of victims, please. NO photos!!!!!!!

Shrimp and rice

2009-05-15T20:33:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I just like to sit down and stuff myself, especially when Mom, May, Grannie, and Auntie Wah have gone off somewhere to talk smack about the boys. Which is Booboo and Fatty and Pang Sook. Who usually have gone off to a different restaurant and are probably talking about football and manly things, being a little too dense to figure out what the ladies are doing.

Girls' night out does not include me. Maybe when I'm older, but I am not holding my breath.

Shrimp Étouffée

1 Cup onion, finely chopped.
1/2 Cup celery, finely chopped.
1/2 Cup bell pepper, finely chopped.
1/4 Cup flour.
2 Cups stock.
2 Tbsp minced garlic.
Half a bunch of parsley, chopped fine.
2 tsp Worcestershire sauce.
2 tsp hot sauce.
1/2 Cup green onion, chopped.
3 lbs large shrimp, peeled and deveined.
Salt & freshly ground black pepper.
Dried thyme.
Butter.

Season the shrimp with a little paprika and ground pepper.
Melt one stick butter in a large fry pan, add the onions, bell pepper, and celery, sauté till translucent. Whisk in the flour to make a medium brown roux, stirring well for about 5 minutes or more - take your time! Add a pinch or two of paprika and a smaller pinch cayenne. Add a splash of stock and stir to incorporate, then add the remaining stock gradually, stirring all the while. Bring to a boil, then reduce to a simmer. Add the garlic, parsley, Worcestershire, hot sauce, a generous pinch of dried thyme, salt, black pepper, and cayenne. You can also add a little five spice powder or mace, but not too much!
Simmer for 20-30 minutes.
Add the shrimp and green onions, simmer for ten minutes more until the shrimp are cooked. Adjust the seasonings to taste and serve over rice.

Potato salad on the side is wonderful.
And if the house is empty, it is sheer heaven.

Sarah Lee has left the building!

2009-05-13T16:57:00.000-07:00

I just can not believe that Warren! He called a pastry again!!!!!

I was going past the stairs when he said "MMMMM, Devils Food Cake......!"

If Brian and Derrek hadn't been coming down I would've clobbered him. He sounded just like Homer Simpson! Dirty dirty boy!

I am so NOT devils food cake. That's far too white. More like poundcake. With a dab raspberry conserve.
I'm gonna so pound him if he calls me that again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Delicious panties!

2009-05-11T16:52:00.000-07:00

Wow. This is just so very beautiful!

http://www.lulalu.com/search.asp?Mode=Product&ProductID=413&PageNum=1
(warning: naughty picture ahead, click at own peril)

No, Grant, I would probably not ever buy it. I can't afford to spend twenty eight dollars on one pair of panties, no matter how gorgeously sexy and tempting they would make me feel. Twenty eight dollars is just a bit much.

But if you think I should have it, go ahead and purchase it yourself.

And you should wear it yourself too.
Cause I'm never going to let you give it to me. Not in a million years.
Trust me, dear, you will look better than me in it.
Delicious, even.
Please buy it at least two sizes too small, so that it cuts off your circulation.
Thanks ever so.

Something pornographic thisaway comes

2009-05-10T19:18:00.000-07:00

Three years ago a friend gave me an aquapet. Aquapets are little critters in water-filled glass jars that talk to you and make cute sounds, made by a Japanese company called Wildplanet.

Here is what an aquapet looks like:
http://www.amazon.com/Aquapets-22001-Miku/dp/B0001GL1ME

It's on my desk next to my computer.
A friendly little beastie in a vertical glass tube, on a base with two buttons that you push to "feed" it or "talk" to it.
Three years ago I thought it looked like a very cute alien test-tube baby. Which is strange. Cause only today I noticed that it looks like something else. Something you would buy at Good Vibrations on Polk Street. Something that Grant Patel would design. Now I think I should wrap it up and hide it in my underwear drawer. I can't throw it out, it's a gift.
What on earth were they thinking!!?!?!?!?

There's a piece about the toy here:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0904/aquapets.html

It seems that Baptists (those are Christians) do not like it. I guess I shouldn't be surprised that they thought it was obscene. Those people think everything is filthy.

Jewelry is magic!

2009-05-08T17:59:00.000-07:00

Fellow blogger Atboth sometimes sends me the strangest emails.

Consider this:

"It's an inyan to buy your wife and daughters jewelry and clothing before Yomtov, and your little kids sweets."

I'm guessing that inyan means a rule or a recommendation. Or a very good thing to do. If you're Jewish.
And that inyan is very sweet. I approve wholeheartedly!

Yomtov: A Jewish holiday or festival or a day or series of days observed by Jews as a holy or secular commemoration of an important event in Jewish history. [Wikipedia]

It's probably a good thing that Atboth is not in the market, seeing as he's not Jewish. But his heart is probably in the right place. And if he converts, I'm sure I'll hear about it.

My exciting sex life, part deux!

2009-05-06T20:19:00.000-07:00

I have a confession - I'm really interested in the results of the teenage sex survey mentioned in the previous post (from the link that Atboth sent me).

Some of the questions are hella fascinating. Take this one, for example: "Does your religion influence your decision about whether or not to have sex?"

There are actual religions that tell you to have sex? I thought that was just Catholicism!

...

Some of the questions are easy to answer, though if this was a test, even a multiple choice one, I would probably fail.
See, that's why Chinese American kids don't do sex surveys, it's performance anxiety! We're afraid we won't get into Berkeley or Stanford if we give the wrong answers!

But, just to keep you interested, here are some of the questions (italics) and my honest answers (bold).

What is your sexual orientation? Magnetic north.
Have you ever had a serious boyfriend or girlfriend? No, nothing but clowns.
What do you consider to mean "hooking up"? Full cable service, including internet.
What is your experience with sending suggestive or nude photos or videos via your cell phone (also known as "sexting")? That's why I don't have a cell-phone.
Where do you get the majority of your sex information from? Mail-order catalogues, where else?

Now, the answer to what I'm sure you all want to know, I am lying on my bed wearing pink bikini briefs with white lace edging. Raspberry pink! Cotton!

I also have my favorite tee-shirt (MÔTÔRHEAD) from two years ago on - it is far too tight now.

And I'm a blond sex-type thing.

(giggle)

Of course I answer ALL questions honestly - why do you ask?

No answers about my sex life here, just move along

2009-05-06T16:52:00.000-07:00

One of the things I've noticed is that all heterosexual males are perverts. No matter how nice.
I don't know about gay men, but I suspect they're normal.
Most of my regular readers are perverts.

There are four who comment frequently: Grant! Patel!, the Amphibian, Spiros, and Atboth.

I believe that they are all heterosexual males.
And I enjoy their comments, so I guess that means I like sharing myself with perverts.

Sometimes Atboth really tries to cause trouble.
Surprised?
Don't be.
He sent me this:

Hi Betty,

Here is what is possibly the most interesting survey ever! At least, from mister Patel's deviant point of view. Actually, ONLY from his devpov.
http://blogs.jta.org/philanthropy/article/2009/05/05/1004935/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-you
You will probably want to NOT respond to a single one of these questions. Mister Patel should under no circumstances answer any at all, though he would almost certainly wish to wax at length.
Regards,

ATBOTH

Well howdy.
I clicked on the link. Three questions jump out:

1. How much of the time do you and your partner use a condom?
2. Have you ever given oral sex to someone of the opposite sex?
3. Have you ever given or received oral sex from someone of the same sex?

Oh. Ick.
The answers to these questions are "other" or "not sure". And that's gonna be the answer to every one of the questions there.
You perverts will just have to figure it all out without me. I'm very sure you can come up with something.

Thanks for sending me that e-mail, Atboth. Now I am filled with angst.

How trailer!

2009-05-05T17:47:00.000-07:00

Now I know why uncle Booboo and Fatty never said anything about the Remy! They aren't typical Chinese! They're bourbon drinkers! The horror!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did THAT happen? Everyone else goes nuts over fine French cognac (see, I even know how to spell it!), and there they are, smoking camels in the bathroom and swilling bourbon (but not in the bathroom).

This is not proper Chinese behavior!

Are my uncles secretely from Texas? I sure hope not! I'm praying that it's just their perverse natures, both of them having gone to UC Berkeley, which I have no doubt wrecked their minds. Berkeley has that effect on people.

Now I should worry. Lowell has a high feed-rate into the UC system, we're that good.
It sure would be awful if I ever developed a taste for camels and bourbon.
That would probably make me an orange-neck. Or at least puce around the back collar.

Happy bunny jammies!

2009-05-03T16:01:00.000-07:00

A while back auntie Wah gave me flannel Jammies with bunnies on them. They are sooooo comfortable!!!! Especially this last week, when it was so very very cold at night.

They are a little bit too big, baggy around the chest and hips, but not around the waist (I guess I'm still pudgy there). And the legs and arms are a little too long. But they are so warm and soft, and very nice against the skin. I love flannel. More pajamas should be made out of flannel, especially if you live in San Francisco.

I don't really like bunnies. But these aren't regular bunnies. They wear strawhats and smoke pipes. And some of them carry rakes and pitchforks. These are useful productive bunnies tending to the fertility of their gardens. Not lazy carrot-snarfing freeloaders!

If THOSE bunnies had been outside last Wednesday evening, they would've frozen their furry butts off. It was that cold. But MY bunnies wear flannel!

Stew!

2009-05-01T17:34:00.000-07:00

This recipe sound divine!

~~Rabbit~~ TOFURKY stew
1 three-pound ~~Rabbit~~ TOFURKY cut up.
1/2 cup all-purpose flour.
4 tablespoons butter.
2 onions, thinly sliced.
1 cup chopped celery.
1 teaspoon salt.
1 teaspoon freshly ground pepper.
2 bay leaves.
4 cups water.
4 cups dry red wine.
2 cups diced carrots.
4 medium potatoes, peeled and diced.

Directions for ~~Rabbit~~ TOFURKY stew.
Dredge ~~Rabbit~~ TOFURKY pieces with 1/2 cup flour. Melt butter in a Dutch oven over medium heat; brown ~~Rabbit~~ TOFURKY pieces on all sides. Add celery, onion, salt, pepper, bay leaves, the water, and the wine; bring to the boil, reduce heat to low, cover, and cook 2 hours.
Add carrots, potatoes, and cook for 25 to 30 minutes longer, or until vegetables are tender.
Serves 4.

Hey Grant, heads up!

2009-04-29T16:59:00.000-07:00

Forwarded by a mutual friend:

Doctors
(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.
(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.
[Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services.]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Guns
(A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (Yes, that's 80 million).
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188.
[Statistics courtesy of FBI.]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Guns don't kill people, doctors do.

Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand.

Out of concern for the public at large, statistics on lawyers withheld, for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.

===================================

Grant, there's only ONE possible conclusion. You are dangerous.
Probably only to yourself, but evenso.

Ribbons too tight around their heads

2009-04-26T19:49:00.000-07:00

A friend and fellow blogger tells me that the internet is made for FOUR things: pornography, food articles, kitten pictures, and conspiracy theories.

Well, I do not know about the first thing - there are some search criteria I do not dare enter. And I've already discovered that Panties, Bras, Waist, Prawn, Ribbons, and Wips all lead to pictures that would make my screen explode.

Food articles, of course, are edible porn. Often with most appetizing pictures. Food photography is an art. Makes you want to lick your monitor.

Kitten pictures do not excite me. There must be something wrong. Maybe if they photographed the kittens wearing panties while rolling a plate of prawns.

And as for conspiracy theories, I don't have any. I think conspiracy theorists are all nuts. That's not a theory, that is a provable fact. Perhaps the conspiracy theorists should collect panties and prawns instead. It might make them happier. Without lessening their internet presence.

The only stuff left is garbage

2009-04-24T18:01:00.000-07:00

Why is it that after easter the only choclate that goes on sale is the horrid tasting kind! Why can't they just make so much of the really good stuff that we can gorp for WEEKS afterwards????????

I had to spend tooooooo much money to get a decent chocky fix this week. Darn well I'm keeping it all for myself. Adults do not NEEED chocolate, teenage girls do.

It is axiomatic that anything shaped like a bunny wabbit, that is NOT a bunny wabbit, should be shot with a gun or hit with a hammer. Because it tastes like crap.

Real bunny wabbits, on the other hand, should be lovingly fed carrots and corn. Big heads of lettuce till they grown big and fat. Then stewed in rice wine and garlic and ginger.

As revenge for messing with the world supply of chocolate! That's evil!

He needs a straightjacket, not underwear

2009-04-23T16:56:00.000-07:00

I am now utterly convinced that he is insane, no possibility of doubt. And he is an utter pervert. That he should've taken a post as a gift is not surprising (well, I suppose in a way it was for his benefit), but what he chose to do with it speaks of a profoundly twisted mind. And then making recommendations as to who should wear what, hah! Odious pustulent man!
Why could he not be as passionate about stamps or coins as he is about women's underwear? What went wrong in his younger years to twist him so? What, truly, lies behind that panty fetish?
Don't answer, Grant, I DON'T!! REALLY!!!! WANT!!!!! TO!!!!!!!!! KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need years and years of therapy.

The last of the chocolate

2009-04-20T18:48:00.000-07:00

So it took me four days before I could even look at the rest of the chocolate. Which is unusual. Normally I can look at chocolate at any time of day or night.

I put the last bag aside in my sock drawer, so that I wouldn't throw it away after what happened the last time. Had some Thursday night. And then Friday morning.
Had more on Saturday. And on Sunday.

But I still want to whack the bunny. He's evil!

More panties!

2009-04-17T16:26:00.000-07:00

Grant Patel, go away! This post is NOT for you!
Degenerate!

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The word panties is the most dangerous word on the internet. Almost every place that mentions the word panties is for dirty old perverts, cross-dressers, and college boys, and is all about depraved sex. Totally appalling!

One would even think that no women are involved in panties in any way.

The weirdest thing is the recipe I found for a drink called 'white cotton panties'.

White Cotton Panties
Half an ounce vanilla vodka, half an ounce butterscotch schnapps, poured into a shot glass.

Number one, I really think it would be much better shaken over ice and served in a chilled martini glass (and it would look like the real thing), and number two, why would anyone even drink it? It sounds harsh and vile!
But they could add a cherry to the panty for effect. That would be appropriate.

Real panties
Victoria secrets makes cotton panties in small sizes, so does Hanes. And Honeydew makes some very cute things for teenage women.
That's TEENAGE WOMEN - not big hairy cross-dressers! Mister Patel, avert your eyes!
Nordstrom has Honeydew, but I cannot find my size.

Old Navy, Gap, Jockey, and even the big boxes also have pure cotton. But it is very difficult to find small grown-up sizes. Big as a bucket buts, yes.
And I'm getting tired of the junior miss departments.
Maybe I should just buy boys boxer shorts.

Unless those also come with cutesy flowers all over.

Naaaa, probably machine guns and football logos.

Definitions:

Briefs are panties that come up to the waist and have a plain style of leg opening. They are comfortable, but at worst granny style and baggy. Plenty of cloth from leg to waist.

Bikini briefs have leg openings that are cut above the thigh, fully cover the rear and front, but have a waistband that rides over the hips rather than across the waist. Some are really low, for people who wear lowriders and kidney pops. Narrow band of coth from leg to waist.
The long ones are very sweet, if you do not have a long torso and short legs.

French cut briefs have the highest cut of leg opening, wich is canted slightly forward. The waistband is at the natural waist line. Medium amount of cloth between leg and waist, sometimes not. Not suitable for fatty thighs.

High cut briefs are panties with a high-rise leg opening, and ride at or above the natural waistline. Medium or narrow band of cloth.

Hipster briefs have low-cut leg openings, almost straight across. They ride significantly below the navel. Some middle-aged women like them, and they also look cute on teenagers. They look boxy. Most Chinese people should not wear them. Well, the women at least.

Thongs are appalling! Only teenage sluts wear them. Some people like that very much. I am guessing that Grant Patel collects these. It is to be hoped without the wearer, though I fear otherwise (hi Grant, I know you're still here).

Lace edging will be discussed at a later date. Then there will be a test.

It hurts, the stupid!

2009-04-15T22:42:00.000-07:00

I'm not saying whose. But sedating the frog meant testing it out myself. And again. That second one was not good. The third one even less.

Crappahoola, people drink this regularly? What on earth for?!?! Three SMALL sips and I've got a headache. And it burns. But I think I've sewn up the hole. I hope. I head.
Tastes like gasoline.

A hole in Richard!

2009-04-15T18:14:00.000-07:00

Oh noooooo! Richard has a hole in his seam! My frog is wounded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Aaaaaauuuuuggggguuughhghghghgghh!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is WORSE THAN anything that's EVER happened!!
Needle! Thread! Medic! Gas now, nurse, we're going in! Mrphine! Clamps! These sutures better hold. Prognosis: minor scarring, subconscious trauma. But I think he'll make it.

Frogs are very operatic. Bet you didn't know that, huh? Fortunately, there's still that bottle of Hennesey. Sedation required.

Parsee plus Lawyer and Panties equals chowder head

2009-04-13T20:06:00.000-07:00

Or at least that is what one would think after reading mister Patel's commiseration. Maybe he should've eaten so much chocolate that he got sick. But I see on the internet that Parsees eat barfee instead. Which I'm hoping does not sound like what it is.

Any darn how, mister Patel, you COULD've been more sympathetic. You COULD have shown a bit more fellow-feeling. Even though YOU have NEVER been a teenager on a chocolate binge. You have probably never even been a teenager! You were probably born a tired old wreck at fifty with perversions and a panty fetish.

Please don't tell me about bunny costumes again.
Thank you.

And now I wanna kill that rabbit!

2009-04-12T21:57:00.000-07:00

Ooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Ate so much chocolate that I barfed. And they're wrong - it does NOT taste the same twice.

Now I'm gonna have to seriously kill that rabbit. It's all his fault.

Great blogs-a-mighty!

2009-04-06T18:34:00.000-07:00

There are several blogs I really really like.

Here they are:

At The Back of the Hill
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/
Dutch American who speaks Chinese and several other things. Probably a perv, but sofar he hasn't sent me any obscene e-mails.

Balabusta in Blue Jeans
http://www.balabustabluejeans.blogspot.com/
Intelligent Bay-Area woman, who writes about teaching children, and life.

Chana - The Curious Jew
http://curiousjew.blogspot.com/
Super brainiac. Fascinating, sometimes too heavy. Very thoughtful and worth emulating.

Hello Kitty Hell
http://www.kittyhell.com/
A riot. This man HATES everything Hello Kitty. Hates it, with good reason. His wife collects everything Hello Kitty. He suffers, in consequence, absurdly, at length, and often eloquently.

Kitty Rulez
http://www.kittyrulez.com/
If you like pink, this is the place to be. Hello Kitty heaven.

Midianite Manna
http://www.midianitemanna.blogspot.com/
Intelligent woman in Oregon. With a bad Cohen, and a small person. Probably not into Hello Kitty.

Search for Emmes
http://search-for-emes.blogspot.com/
Music, and sometimes something Russian. When he finds something interesting, up it goes!

Study Hall of the Goblin King
http://boroparkpyro.blogspot.com/
Rabbinic scholar in New York. Nice to read, and a face like a huggable muppet. He's awesome and uber-cool!!!

And, despite his obvious unwholesomeness, I need to add one more writer to the list:

Grant! Patel!
http://grantpatel.blogspot.com/

Grant Patel is probably the single most degenerate man in San Francisco. Obsessed with panties (mine, about which he shall only speculate, ever!), strange acts of a sexual nature (his sex-life is probably entirely hypothetical, but in any case almost certainly sad and depressing), food (good recipes, but too much chilipepper), and vile rhetoric about Pakistanis and other Muslims.
He is a hatefilled and verbose lawyer with much time on his hands.

If you should run across mister Patel, do NOT come close - hold him at bay with a long pole. Or poke him with a sharp stick until pest control arrives.

I also sometimes read other blogs on the internet:
Treppenwitz (http://bogieworks.blogs.com/treppenwitz/),
Dovbear (http://dovbear.blogspot.com/), and
F*ck You, Penguin (http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/).
But mostly I just cruise for chocolate.
Or answers to homework questions.

Smelly old boys

2009-04-05T17:12:00.000-07:00

So both of my uncles like to gamble! I am shocked! I thought it was only Fatty, but it's good that Booboo is normal too. For a midlleaged man, that is. Real people don't gamble, only unmarried men. Mei's husband probably used to gamble, but since he married her he hasn't taken any more risks.

Yesterday uncle Fatty, Booboo, and Pang-sook spent all night at the table in the kitchen slapping down cards and laying down money. And smoking. Many middleaged Chinese men smoke - while eating, while drinking, while snacking, while watching television, and even in the bathroom. That's why we have a big ashtray next to the .... tub.
Last night they put it in the kitchen. This morning it smelt like after a forest fire. If they hadn't kept the door closed and had stank up the house, I swear I would've thrown a bucket of water at them! They were much too noisy also. Men!

Do stupid people have more fun?
I'm just asking.

High cut briefs with lace

2009-04-02T17:58:00.000-07:00

Black, silk, with a little lace. Yes, mister Patel, I know this will send you into a paroxysm. I hope you enjoy it.

The waistband, by the way, is substantially below the belly button. Emphasized the curve of the stomach.
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Oh good heavens, did you really think I was wearing them? Oh no no no no no no no! It was Lois Griffin in the episode that aired on Sunday March 8. She looked so hot, didn't she? That sure was a skimpy little bedroom ensemble she wore.
Remember, Peter's taste and manners had improved IMMENSELY after he had that injection, and he recommended that she buy certain garments. It was VERY good advice.
Perhaps you should follow his example.

No, not as regards giving advice. But as regards getting your shots.

Chicken wings for eating while watching television

2009-04-01T19:20:00.000-07:00

This is something you should only do when mom is visiting a friend in Seattle. Men will like it, but mothers will go all basiliskic over the idea.

Men can usually be relied on to keep secrets if it is in their best interests to do so.

Teevee chicken

Two pounds chicken wings
Three tablespoons oyster sauce at least
Two tablespoons soy sauce
Two tablespoons ricewine
One garlic clove, smashed and chopped fine
A little ginger, chopped fine
A little bit of cayenne

Mix oyster sauce, soy sauce, rice wine, garlic, ginger, and cayenne.
Marinate chicken wings for half an hour.

Dip in beaten egg, and roll in equal proportions flour and cornstarch mixed together with a little ground pepper. Deep fry crispy. Serve with a sweet hot sauce.

You could double the recipe. Or even sextuple it if there are two middle-aged men in front of the television.

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Note UNO: You can make a sweet hot sauce for dipping by mixing two parts honey with one part Sri Racha hot sauce. It is very good.

Note DUO: It is also very delicious with ranch dressing. Fried chicken with ranch dressing is NOT just for one week per month, but all weeks per month, unless you are Savage Kitten, as described here:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2008/12/cantonese-american-female.html

Sorry, BOTH, some of us just love Kraft Ranch Dressing. Which is also very good with plain shrimp. Better than cocktail sauce. Ask Savage Kitten, she'll probably agree.

Go back to Oakland!

2009-03-29T14:49:00.000-07:00

It looks like at the back of the hill had fun at his rally last week. I wouldn't have thought so, seeing as the other side (International Answer, ISM, and liquorstore-Americans) kept yelling and threatening to kill the seventy or so pro-Israel protestors. But they were too chicken to challenge the police, and thank heavens no one set any garbage can fires, coz those would've tied up things and caused many more arrests.
I should've stayed to watch. I really wish I had. Between stinky earthmoms from the other side of the bay, and the juvenile-delinquent Arabs, the mob was lusting for blood. And sooooo frustrated and very very unhappy that the SFPD dashed their hopes and rained on their wet dreams.

OH, THE HUMANITY!!!!!!!!!
Weep, wail, toothy gnashing........
Hah!
SO STUPID!!!

Back of the hill writes about it here:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/03/violent-anti-semites-rally-for-peace.html

One of the Arabs almost got arrested for throwing rocks, but they let him go because he was weeping. Coward.
Twelve other Arabs got arrested for criminal behaviour, five of them because they and twenty of their friends tried to beat up four Jews in the Civic Center Bart Station.
Jeez, guys, that's soooooo brave of you! Ganging up on an elderly couple! Grannies can be soooooo vicious! I know!

Did you get a faceful of mace?
GOOD!!!!!!!!!
Count yourselves lucky. She could've been packing a teargas cannister.
Next time, I hope she does.

The stupid thing is the Palestinians and their friends are trying to present this as a political thing only. Totally secularistic, and all about freedom and prosperity and everybody happy la la la! As pretty much said by the Indybay idiot that wrote the article quoted in this post:
http://atthebackofthehill.blogspot.com/2009/03/jew-hating-extremist-peace-activists-in.html

You pro-Palestinian protestors aren't about peace, you're about race war. You want to kill Jews. You want to exterminate a group of people because you are bigots and racists. Go rub some lard over your fat ugly pig faces!

What I saw down at Civic Center last Saturday made it all completely clear. There were Jew-haters, vicious Arab teenagers, racist thugs, religious fanatics, and a huge number of supporters for dictators and criminals. Plus some jerk called Richard Becker.
They proved what a bunch of filthy rotten bastards they are while they were here, and then they boasted about it all week on Indybay. Which sucks, just so you know - Indybay is kinda like a dangerous religious cult, only political. It's an internet site where wanna-be terrorists cream in their panties over their own self-importance.

While they were over here trying to get violent, one of their soulbrothers back in Oakland brutally murdered four cops. For the past week, the dirtbags over in O-town have been saying the cops deserved it. Because they were cops.
I really wish the SF Police would beat the living daylights out of some of the East Bay scum that comes over here to protest in San Francisco. And kneecap the Berkeley commies. We don't need any of them, they scare tourists, shopkeepers, and old people, they leave garbage all over the place, irritate and threaten regular people, piss in doorways, and they don't spend any money. What exactly do we need them for?

So there! Blthhhhpppt!

Can blacks be racists? You bet!

2009-03-28T20:18:00.000-07:00

It seems like the Jewish people have enemies even among those who SHOULD support them.

A long time ago everybody supported the blacks in South Africa in their fight against apartheid. But today, the politocos there return the favor by hitting at everybody who doesn't loyally back their horses, and then scream indignantly about their struggle, their rights, their precious ideals, accusing others of not being sufficiently against apartheid and for black nationalism.

And yet last week they banned the Dalai Lama from visiting and denied him a visa. Even though the Dalai Lama represents a group that has a similar struggle.

For heavens sakes, the man is older than Methuselah, and a pacifist! And he's a Nobel Prize winner!
I bet you they would NEVER ban Jimmie Carter!

Probably not Yassir Arafat either, even though that man was a murderer. South African politicians are loyal, it seems, only to the most extreme of their fans - the ones who give cover to racialism and black nationalism.

http://supernatural.blogs.com/weblog/2009/03/jewish-board-confronts-masuku-threats-against-jewish-community.html

Now mister Bongani Masuku of the Congress of South African Trade Unions is calling for Jews to leave South Africa because he doesn't like them supporting Israel.

That's just like the ultra-liberal white people in San Francisco telling us to go back to China last summer during the Olympic torch relay.
Denying someone's ethnic or cultural pride is politically correct fascism, and telling people to leave because of it is a racist and bigotted thing to do.

Plus, what if the Jews do leave, mister Masuku? If you don't like Israel, maybe you should not tell Jewish FELLOW SOUTH AFRICANS that they belong there, and only there.
Are you really that stupid?
Well, you are a racist, so that is a real possibility, I guess.

From Wikipedia:
The Congress of South African Trade Unions (COSATU) is a trade union federation in South Africa. It was founded in 1985 and is the biggest of the country’s three main trade union federations, with 21 affiliated trade unions, altogether organising 1.8 million workers.
And:
COSATU is part of an alliance with the ANC and the South African Communist Party, often called the tripartite alliance.

Bongani Masuku is Cosatu’s International Relations secretary.

He wrote that "no pro-Israel Jews should ever consider South Africa to be their home". From a functionary of a such a large organization, that is a disgusting statement. If it represents the opinions of the majority of South African union members, then people need to start boycotting South Africa again. Same old sh*t, different color.

Biscuits!

2009-03-27T15:35:00.000-07:00

Well I promised myself to not say nasty things about Warren for a while. But it disturbs me that he still thinks of me as baked goods.

I am NOT a butter biscuit!

In fact, I do not wish to be associated with butter. It makes my forhead pop. So I pull my hair over it, and have to constantly brush it away from my glasses. Still, Warren is better than Jeremy, who called me a springroll. Is that an ethnic crack? I will so have to kill him if it was.

No dresses!

2009-03-25T20:41:00.000-07:00

I tried on dresses today downtown. Nothing looks good at all, I've got to loose weight. Or gian height. I need longer legs. Like at least two inches longer. Then everything would look right except for the umms. Which still won't look like a blonde woman.
But at least it doesn't look like all topheavy!!!!!!!!!

High heels are out of the question and hurt like dickens.
And the only people who can walk in them are willowy men on Polk Street or the equatorial strumpets on Larkin.

And burly truckdrivers wearing their wives lingerie, who should really REALLY shave their chests before leaving the house!

I think I'll just wear sackcloth, thank you very much.

What, you haven't even noticed?

2009-03-24T19:40:00.000-07:00

Grant, I am totally surprised! You never even noticed! And I know that this is so because YOU. NEVER. SAID. ANYTHING!

You're on my blogroll. Have been since several days ago.

I truly truly truly thought you would've found out by now. Seeing as you've been here every single day. But nope. Not a squeak.

How..... unperspicacious!