One day you will choke on noodles and your entire life will flash before your eyes. How marvelous to have such wonderful memories while EATING NOODLES!!!!
I live in San Francisco, ergo I am White, Chinese, and Latina - culturally speaking, that is.
I'm the youngest child, and the only girl.
Now, tell me about yourself. Are you a pervert? Is that why you are here? Me and my very sharp cleaver can cure you.
I'm really very angry. I wish i was TALLER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Just add water and wait for the growth spurt.
Short people are always angrier, which is why they conquer empires.
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