Friday, August 28, 2009

The eyes, they follow you around the room!

School started this week and already I'm exhausted. As I get older I realize that I have less in common with others, despite superficial similarities, and of course appearances. Heck, the appearances are perhaps the least noticeable things, because so many of us look alike.

And ninety nine point oomph percent of us wear glasses. It is our most prominent facial feature. Some of us pop out of the womb already wearing them (labor takes a bit longer in that case).

There's something at once comforting and threatening, disturbing, about seeing an entire class filled with featureless glinting eyes, that all look in the same direction. Windows on little pan faces.


No wonder half of the teachers are nuts.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Bloodlibels and Swedish self-righteousness

When a newspaper publishes scurrilous calumnies about African Americans, Chinese (or Pacific Islander) Americans, Latinos, or even any other invented hyphenation of American that feels entitled to grievance, most decent people are outraged, and will gladly support the demand for some kind of redress.

When a newspaper deliberately publishes falsehoods that seek to rile up hatred and violent discrimination, perhaps the matter is so egregious that they must be condemned by all honest politicians?
Surely the government should speak out against the promotion of racial hatred and bigotry, if only to show that such matters are not tolerated in civilized society?

This is probably because righteous blond übermenshen cannot conceive of the possibility that anything they do might be objectionable. And in any case, the only ones complaining are "those people". You know, "those people" - îck îck pøø!
A vigorous Scandinavian dislike of Jews is a Germanic virtue.

"As documented in the Jerusalem Post, Boström freely admits that he has no evidence whatsoever to back up this blood libel, but indicated that it is up to Israelis to prove innocence in this matter. "
End quote.


"This is not an isolated incident, but part of an insidious pattern of Swedish funding of anti-Semitism. As the Post article also noted, "Much of the material in Boström's article came from a book he published in 2001 Inshallah which was jointly financed by the Swedish Foreign Ministry and various other government-backed organizations."
End quote.

In other words, the Swedish Government is directly involved in promoting lies about, and hatred of, Israel.

[But evenmore! Swedish state agency subsidizes Gothenburg terror conference - revealing Swedish government funding for a symposium seeking to 'remove the PFLP, Hamas and other terrorist organizations from the EU’s terror list', in order that the organizations in question could resume collecting funds legally in Europe. Also on the agenda were a total boycott of Israel and 'developing strategies to explain the need for armed resistance' (terrorism)]

However, Swedish duplicity is well known.

"NGO Monitor issued a comprehensive report in June 2009 detailing the history of Swedish official support for NGO's that demonize Israel with the inflammatory rhetoric of "apartheid," "ethnic cleansing," and "massacres.""
End quote.

The quotes above are on BLUE TRUTH, in this post, which you should read in its entirety.
The article's author, Dr. Mike, urges you to let the Swedish government know that this does not sit well with decent people.

A list of Swedish diplomatic offices can be found here , and the Swedish Consulate in San Francisco can be found here.
Their e-mail address is

I am sure they would just about love to hear from you.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Limbaugh is a moron

I really wonder what goes on in the narrow hickville lives of the great white interior. Do these people have any intellectual stimulation in their trailer parks? Is there anything at all that will make them think? Or is that ability entirely atrophied?

Why do they listen to Rush Limbaugh? They stooopid???!!!?!

Limbaugh compared President Obama to Adolf Hitler.
"Adolf Hitler, like Barack Obama, also ruled by dictate";
"(Obama)is sending out his brownshirts to head up opposition to genuine American citizens who want no part of what Barack Obama stands for and is trying to stuff down our throats";
"Obama is asking citizens to rat each other out like Hitler did".

Those opinions (and they hardly even qualify as opinions, being rather evidence of a lack of thinking), reflect a fundamentalist Christian, glow-in-the-dark conservative, ethnophobic, view of America.
A view that resonates among Rush Limbaugh's fellow Republicans.
Who are falling over each other to get into bed him.

Rudy Giuliani: "He's a very valuable and important voice."
Mitt Romney: "I listen to him."
John McCain: "A voice of a significant portion of our conservative movement in America".

Morons and poltroons, hacks and rank opportunists.
All contenders for the 2012 nomination, of course.

Colin Powell has been probably the only Republican with the stomes to reject Limbaughism. Which will no doubt ruin his reputation among the rant and file.

Rush Limbaugh represents racialism, bigotry, and extremist rhetoric towards everyone who is not white, not Republican, and not Christian.
Drivers of pickup trucks and other vehix commonly on cement blocks in front of the house seem to love him.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Honda Super Hawk

Man, that's one SWEET bike. Lots of torque, great power, and suitable for both city roads and the highway. Capable of great acceleration.

And boy, does it look SEXY!!!!

Judge for yourself:

Wow. I can just imagine having that amount of torque between my legs. That is a beast!!!!
Problem is, probably, that like the Kawasaki Ninja it is too large for me until I grow some more.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The effects of Hysteria - a women's dis-ease

She's crazy! She suggested that I should hide it inside a stuffed animal!

No, I am NOT going to buy one of those things!!!!! Proper girls do NOT, I repeat, NOT, need a plastic doohicky for sticking in their whatevers! And hell will freeze over before I modify Richard to hide such a thing!!!!!! The very thought is utterly appalling!!!!

I like Richard the way he is now. All slumped over green and froggy. That's what a stuffed animal friend SHOULD be. Not erect and standing upright like an amphibian nazi. That is SO not his personality. And I am horrified to hear that she did that with her stuffed rabbit!

Note: The title references this:
Which is a very funny article about a medical condition. All things considered, it is surprising that western medicine has actually made any advances at all. The mythology has more insane charm than any amount of reality. Diagnosis: Hysteria. Now laugh maniacally.

Monday, August 17, 2009

I am SO not putting that anywhere!

So she suggested that I too should save up and buy one of those things. Which is pink. And shaped like a rather large lahp cherng or a small cucumber. But pink. She says it also comes in violet. Very femmy.

I should think not!

Then she said maybe she should give me one for my birthday. I can just imagine my folks reaction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Loud screams all over China Town.
That would be one birthday gift I'd never see again.

Problem is she just might do it. Having discovered sex herself, or what passes for that in Chinese girls, she has become rather like a Christian missionary trying to spread the good word to her closest friends. I wonder if Mei and LingLing also know about it by now.
I'm rather scared to ask.

Good thing my birthday isn't till next year.

Friday, August 14, 2009

Building concentration camps

The internet is abuzz with rumours that the administration is building concentration camps, for the day when they round up all the Christians and Ron Paul supporters, and the black helicopters take over. Allegedly, these are "Fema camps".

Errrrm, I guess too many people have too much lead in their drinking water?

An internet search yields the following:

fema camps: ALL RESULTS 1-10 of 853,000 results

Wow. Nearly a million results. Sweet cheeses, the American people are barking mad.


On the other hand.....

latex fetish: ALL RESULTS 1-10 of 57,900,000 results

Now that's more like it! Praise be that the normal people outnumber the loonies!

It's all a matter of priorities and values.
Nearly sixty million hits on 'latex fetish'. That's nearly the same number as voted for the Republican ticket in the last presidential election (59,934,814).
I am glad to see that they are putting their frustration to use constructively.

That still leaves 2,034,814 who are probably convinced the Barrack Obama is an outer-space alien, and doesn't have a valid birth certificate - because he's the ANTI-CHRIST.

I would never have thought that Fox News had so many viewers.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Hairy hairy quite contrary

A friend forwarded what is probably one of the goofiest things I've ever seen. It's a news article about a hairy person. Not that hairy persons are necessarily goofy. Even though real people do not have such an issue with hair. Whether excessive or otherwise. On our bodies. Because Asian skin does not produce a pelt.

Um. But onward.

By MARK PRATT, Associated Press Writer

(08-11) 10:07 PDT BOSTON (AP) -- A federal judge in Boston on Tuesday denied additional hair-removal treatments for a murderer who is seeking a taxpayer-funded sex-change operation, saying the inmate has failed to prove she will suffer "serious harm" without further electrolysis.

Michelle Kosilek also failed to prove that her rights have been violated by being denied hair-removal treatment, U.S. District Judge Mark Wolf said. Wolf, however, said he may revisit the issue if more information comes to light in state Department of Correction documents.
Kosilek, formerly known as Robert, is serving a life sentence for the murder of his wife, Cheryl, in 1990. He legally changed his name to Michelle in 1993 and has been living as a woman in an all-male prison.

Kosilek's lawyer argued in court that there is "serious medical need" for the treatments, which were discontinued in October after seven sessions.
The attorney, Joseph Sulman, said halting the treatment has negatively affected Kosilek's mental health.

A Department of Correction lawyer said there are cheaper alternatives for hair removal, including depilatories and shaving.
Sulman countered that shaving is a "quintessential male" activity.
Sulman also requested internal Department of Correction documents because agency officials have never explained why the electrolysis was stopped.
Prisons lawyer Richard McFarland called the request for documents a "fishing expedition" designed to "find some kind of conspiracy."

Wolf ruled in 2002 that Kosilek was entitled to treatment for gender-identity disorder, but stopped short of ordering sex-change surgery. Kosilek sued again in 2005, claiming denial of the surgery was making her suicidal.

State prison officials oppose Kosilek's request, saying it would create security problems.
Kosilek was in court Tuesday, but did not address the judge or speak publicly.


Okay. Too hairy. And I'm guessing that tweezers are not allowed in prison, coz you can kill someone with a well-directed pinch. Or nip. Or two-pronged jab. Draw blood. Maybe if it gets infected.

As Brüno says: Wass-ehvver!

Kosilek killed his wife, and is now living as a woman in an all male correctional facility. My guess is that conceiving of himself as female was not the intent of whatever correction they dished out there.
And I refuse to speculate on his sex-life. As a man. Who is female. In an all male-correctional facility. Where people get lonely at night. So very very lonely. And seek the warm companionship of whoever is available. In the same cell. Or showerstall.

This person may have problems.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Sage advice

Great bumper sticker I saw on Grant Ave today.

It said:
Remember, FIRST pillage, THEN burn

Yeah, that expresses some of my feelings nicely. When in a few years I shall visit all the places where the horrible tourists now infesting the neighborhood come from, I shall endeavor to do just that.
France, Germany, and Nebraska will never have seen anything like it.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

So how did your counterprotest go?

Hey Atboth and friends, did they hate your guts when you showed up yesterday? Did it give them agida? Where they unhappy to see pro-Israel Jews at Market and Montgomery?

Please write a post about it. Please!!!!!!!!!
I especially want to hear that the pork chop lady got peevish. Ever since she ran her randy eyes all over me I've really had it in for her.

Yes, do tell me she was there. And that you all gave her at the very least a horrible headache.
The other one, tall scarecrow with no evident brain, also deserves the nervous tension.
I really want to hear that the San Francisco Women In Black had a bad time. Maybe it will make them think twice about cozying up to Abdul and Mohammed and Raouf and all their friends running liquor stores in poor neighborhoods.
Of course, they could also be trying to get in good with Richar Becker of International Answer. Judging by what Grant Patel always says about him, he's just their type. So far less sexually threatening than Abdul, and Mohammed, and Raouf..... they probably just LOVE that.

Thursday, August 6, 2009

Ugly women and rowdy Jews

Tomorrow is the first Friday of the month. That means that the San Francisco Women In Black will be down at Market and Montgomery Streets, showing once again that they're nicely tamed and domesticated, you need not fear them. They are not likely to be undigestibly Jewish. Because they do not support Israel. Really, Israel rather embaresses them, and they would be far happier if Israel did not exist. Honest.
It's just one of the ways in which they prove that they want to be as white as everybody else.
All nicely blended in.

The San Francisco Women In Black are the ugly women in the title of this post. I don't call them ugly because they are ugly (which many of them are, but they can't really help that), but because they are stupid. Very, very stupid.
The dull opacity of incomprehension and a massive failure to cogitate individually or collectively dimly glimmers from their faces. Their eyes reflect an emptiness and intellectual stillness quite shocking in its vacuity. Dull pits of despair too simplistic to even qualify as existential. These eyes are incapable of angst, merely managing a fashionable pc peevishness.
Especially so the bleary orbs of the frizzy haired troll who leered at me several months ago as if I were a hot patootie pork chop ripe for the picking.

'So velly solly, auntie, me NO likey frowsty dyke. Me disobedient wittle Chinee girlie. Bad. Bad!'


The rowdy Jews, of course, are the counter demonstrators who show up to irritate them and provide a rational point of view otherwise sadly lacking in San Francisco. They aren't rowdy because they are Jewish, but because they are smart. Which is also why they talk a lot more. At voluminous length. Word.
And yet more word. Lotsa word.

I would like to go down there, but I've got to work until seven. It would be nice to see if the other blogger shows up. Maybe next time.

Good luck guys. Have fun. Be loud.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Twins of a feather

Bill O'Reilly and Michael Savage just have gotta be related. Closely related. They are both unbased in objective reality, and they both hate nearly everybody.

I was, unfortunately, listening to Michael Savage at work (not my radio, so I can't turn it off), and when I got home Booboo was watching the O'Reilly.
And giggling and hooting.

Well, at least his head is in the right place. Better he should watch O'Reilly than world's dumbest criminals. Still a waste of time, though. It's like watching a very boring car crash. But it got me thinking. O'Reilly and Savage must have slept together or something. They're both sour old middle-aged men with lots of frustration. Two bitter halves of an old queen.