She's crazy! She suggested that I should hide it inside a stuffed animal!
No, I am NOT going to buy one of those things!!!!! Proper girls do NOT, I repeat, NOT, need a plastic doohicky for sticking in their whatevers! And hell will freeze over before I modify Richard to hide such a thing!!!!!! The very thought is utterly appalling!!!!
I like Richard the way he is now. All slumped over green and froggy. That's what a stuffed animal friend SHOULD be. Not erect and standing upright like an amphibian nazi. That is SO not his personality. And I am horrified to hear that she did that with her stuffed rabbit!
Note: The title references this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_hysteria
Which is a very funny article about a medical condition. All things considered, it is surprising that western medicine has actually made any advances at all. The mythology has more insane charm than any amount of reality. Diagnosis: Hysteria. Now laugh maniacally.
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What, no crazy commentary from Grant Patel?
Truly, these are the doldrums of summer.
Got to be a women first, before you can hysterize.
---Grant Manlimens
I am NOT a doldrum, you puntz.
Snarky anonymous git!
---Grant Peevingnow
Grant Patel most definitely IS a doldrum. In all particulars.
And also a punts. Whatever that means.
Uhm, Mr Grant Patel, first and foremost the article 'a' and 'women' don't go together. It's 'a woman'. And 'hysterize' does not exist as a word.
Oh and my main point. Mr Sexist, Hysteria doesn't just exist for women. You don't have to be a woman to 'hysterize' (whatever the hell you mean about that) Get with the times. Are you from the 16th century to believe that crazy sexist assumption?
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