Wednesday, January 28, 2009

PANTIES!

There. That ought to get Grant Patel's attention. Seeing as panties are his FAVORITE SUBJECT!

Grant Patel, under whatever nom de pleume he writes, is an utter pervert. As these comments make ab-so-lutely clear:

I, on the other hand, love the idea of sweaty boys and girls. I will be your proxy for basket-watching any day.---Green Punt

I'm melting. I'm melting!---Prudence Grantipinks

Two of my favourite subjects - bribes and red panties. In one post too. Oh happy day!!!!---Pervais Garuntollocks

Hi there, little firecracker. You can't scare me away, I'm built of sterner stuff.Happy new year.---Grant Pervert

It was probably the degenerate newt-boy. He's like that, you know. He LIKES little Japanese High-school girls. Like Osaka-san. Of which you are not one, and who you are not like.You are too spicy for him. I guess.---Grant Poondarbong

Yes mommy. I hasten to obey. I quake and quiver in abject obedience.Now, please grind that spikey heel into the soft flesh. Oooooh....!---Grant Persiflageous

Deviance. Dysfunctionality. Idol worship. And utter bladerdash.Black magic. Eric Idol. Palmistry. Heresy. And whips.---Grant the Protestant Puritan

My hands are silky and warm. And NOT greasy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!---Pattidev Garhawal

And let us instead talk of YOUR greasy hands. I am quite fascinated, really I am.---Pattidev Garhawal

Any size. Girls look divine in baggy pajamas.---Pattidev Garhawal


Okay.
I guess that is enough to establish that any commenter with a first name starting with G, and a last name that either is a ridiculous self-description OR begins with P, is depraved.
And probably very Catholic.

Despite his own denial:

I am not a pervert. I'm just big boned.---Grant Patel


What a sad little man. And what an object lesson for anybody thinking of studying psychology. Comments elsewhere indicate that he may be on medication, and might be a lawyer.
Another blogger thinks that mr. Patel (esq., & perv.) is from Bombay. None of which is here nor there.

Grant, if you are reading this (as I know you are!!!), here are some links for you:

HER ROOM LINGERIE

PETITE LINGERIE

HELLO KITTY LINGERIE

DREAMING OF LINGERIE

Have fun, dear man. It's all for you. Enjoy the links, melt copiously, and report back to me in the morning. Love and kisses.

Sincerely,


---Little Firecracker

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aaaarg! Bitch! Minks! Evil child! That last link was to an ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION site.

That is the very least of my problems! It is not a problem! You should be spanked! Severely!

Erectile dysfunction, hmph, hah, indeed!

You nasty creature!


---Grant Patel

Anonymous said...

That was horrid thing to do! I will never, NEVER, forgive you!


---Grant Pisstoff

Anonymous said...

Okay, all is forgiven. The first three links are lovely.

Yes, thank you, and yuou're welcome. Kisses.


---Patty Growler

The back of the hill said...

Heh, Got him gooood, girl. Kudos. Shkoiach. Kol ha kavod.

He's still a pervert, though. Don't EVER give him your phone number or home address. There's no telling what mr. Patel is capable of.

Beware the pantiman.

The back of the hill said...

And Grant, I say that with nothing but love. I probably know you better than anyone else who reads here. And I know what a gentle peaceable man you really are, you big pussycat you.

Except, of course, when it comes to panties. There you are obsessed.

Bob the Boulder said...

ROTFLMAO!

That's an instant classic. You go, girl.

Anonymous said...

It is clear that you and the hillbugger are hand in glove. Not to say hands in other things. It is evil. It is obscene. It is a plot by palely complected persons against those of more generous colorage and refined sensibilities. I protest, with vehemence, against this Masonic Byzantineness.


Did I mention that it is evil? I mean that.
And Yoghurt to you!


---Gringo Prumenty

Anonymous said...

And you do NOT have the fey charm of Osaka-san. By no means! You think too much of yourself (and not enough about me).


A scandal shall you have.


---Grinspan Pottchestel

Anonymous said...

Panties, panties, panties, panties, panties.
Brassiere!
Panties, panties, panties, panties, panties.
Brassiere!
Panties, panties, panties, panties, panties.
Brassiere!

Here come the whip!!!!


Panties, panties, panties, panties, panties.
Brassiere!
Panties, panties, panties, panties, panties.
Brassiere!
Panties, panties, panties, panties, panties.
Brassiere!

Here come the whip!!!!


Panties, panties, panties, panties, panties.
Brassiere!
Panties, panties, panties, panties, panties.
Brassiere!
Panties, panties, panties, panties, panties.
Brassiere!

Here come the whip!!!!


---Grumbadger Patesnarkepent

The back of the hill said...

Grant,

That was badger badger badger. And you are a very sick man.

Anonymous said...

ATBOTH, you're no fun at all. You do not have a purpose in life, and your ideals are by no means high.

Unlike mine. I only seek what is best for the world. Entirely un-penile-dysfunction related.

I am a frikkin saint!


---Grant Patel

Anonymous said...

And why are you here, ATBOTH? Are you secretely some kind of pervert, preying on the young and innocent literate female? Are you seeking to expand your horizons with sparkling conversation with little misses? Do you, in fact, hang out at the gates to Lowell High School and offer cocktails to likely young things? Are you collecting panties?


I would suggest to the jury that indeed you are, and indeed you do. And I will gladly undo you of your collection of panties, as clearly those precious things are wasted on a man such as yourself, who lacks the refined esthetic sense to appreciate them, and who has no high ideals. I will hold them in trust for a deserving person, if it please the court.


---Grant Patelacy... oooh!

The back of the hill said...

Grant, I am here as the public morals squad. You have no morals, very much in public at that.

And I do NOT have a collection of panties. Just two of them, which somehow ended up in my dryer at the laundromat on Grant Avenue back in the late eighties. That is not a collection. Merely a nice pair. I keep them as payback for the socks I lost in that dryer.

I wash them once a year for good luck.

The back of the hill said...

And what jury are we talking about. If it is a jury of your peers, it undoubtedly is the biggest collection of exhibitionists and degenerates since the last Republican National Convention. And this is not the place for that. Keep it clean, Patel boy, I know where you live!

Anonymous said...

...the biggest collection of exhibitionists and degenerates ...

I am NOT the Pakistanee parliament! I do not know WHO told you that, but it is a canard.

Ia m Canadian.


---Gruntopuss Paracleats

Anonymous said...

Canadians, as is well known, are also perverts and degenerates. Most amphibious.


---Grant Patel

Anonymous said...

Even worse with cheese.


---Grant Patel

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

Clearly mr. Patel you have many obsessions.
Do they all revolve around perversion?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

Yes.


---Grant Patel

Anonymous said...

Panties. Pakistanis. Puris.

Cricket. Crumpets. Crotches.

Food. Feelinggirliesup. Funsies.

Laddoos. Lingerees. Lust.



---Grant Persnocketty

grafitti in many bars and cafes has said...

Grant Patel is a very crude man.

Anonymous said...

Grafittuphibian should know.


---Grompanne Premedbhai

The back of the hill said...

Grompanne Premedbhai is probably also a very crude man.

Anonymous said...

The Back of the Hill should mind his own bollocky business and not stick his big nose into mine. This post is mine, it is for me, it was inteded, obviously, for my eyes only. Go back to your panty collection (hah, smaller by far than mine, that is for certain), little nasty Dutchwallah!


---Grant Pantipatter