Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Floofy dough

I am NOT a crescent roll! Where he gets off calling me that I don't know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was bad enough that he first called me a crumpet, and he's ALSO called me a cupcake, for which I clouted him with my backpack and he nearly fell over. But a crescent roll? What the heck! It makes even less sense than any of his other pastry nicknames!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Idiot baker geek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But he did say that the skirt looked uber cute. That was nice.

12 comments:

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Oooooh, is widduw miss pastry all mad?

So verry sorry.

Heh heh he.


---Greenspan Mongolbondage

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Ayeee, my little chili chees kulcha, what you need is some apportioned sweetness over the nicking of names.


---Roger the Shrubber

GRANT!PATEL! said...

As I indeed can demonstrate amply, having several and many names of my own selfnicking. I am a loaf.


---Adelbert Broodtrommel

GRUNT!PATEL! said...

Grant Patel is the sort who would boil up poisonous biryanis in the middle of the night, and keep you awake with his pagan limbo dancing.

GRANT!PATEL! said...

I am NOT a crescent roll!


You are a laddo.


---Grant Patel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

And the fellow signing himself Grunt is clearly a hamster.


---Grant Patel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Which is not a laddoo.


---Grant Patel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

But it might be soaked in ghee.


---Grant Patel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

I have no idea what some of the Hindu castes eat.


---Grant Patel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Or do with well-greased hamsters.


---Grant Patel

rodentally amphibious said...

Grant Patel is a very crude man.

GRANT!PATEL! said...

I would assume that that, precisely and exaclty, is what all hamsters would be thinking of you yourself, good sir.

Oh my. You reek of ghee.