That would be an outfit calling themselves Women in Black. Cockroaches!!!!
I can't believe that one of those women ogled me! Scoped me out from top to bottom. Gross!!!!! I feel polluted. That frizzy haired monster even gave me the eye!
I mean, it's NOT that I object to the inclination. Good heavens no! What she does out back behind the dumpster with her drunken victims, well, that doesn't concern me in the slightest.
NOT AT ALL.
And I really hope they both get to enjoy it, not just her!
But!!!!!!!!!!!! just! because I stopped to read her sign ("break the siege of Gaza") does NOT MEAN I AM INTERESTED IN HER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even if she didn't have blue roots to her nasty frizzy greasy yucky dyed black hair!
And her being the same height or nearly so doesn't matter either. She's OLD enough to be my grandma! About fifty, or even sixty. Oooh! It's just totally gross to even think about. Ick!!!!!!!
Double screaming horrified ICK ICK ICK!!!!!!
Auntie, there's a WORLD of difference between a friendly glance and a hamsahp leer! And entirely aside from me puking my guts out afterwards, you would go to jail. Keep your frikkin' randy eyeballs on a leash next time!!!!!! You're worse than a man!!!!!
I just spent twenty minutes in the shower!!!!
Twenty FRIKKEN' MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had stopped at Montgomery and Market to see if I could figure out if Atboth was there counterprotesting, I suspect he does stuff like that.
But I was SO NAUSEATED by Women in Black that I got distracted. Sorry. It won't happen again. Next time I'll wear sunglasses so the troll-haired potato won't be able to catch my eye. Yuck! One more minute and she probably would've tried to TALK to me!! GROSSSSSS!!! Ab. So. LUTE. ly HORRID!
Looking at me like I was a juicy porkchop.
Ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick ick !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I'm gonna spew my lunch now!
And by the way, you women are just wrong. It's people like you that spread hatred and intolerance. You enable bigotry. You just radiate blinkered diseased idiot ignorant ugly stupidity. You are responsible for ninety nine percent of the bad karma in an area ten miles square.
Really, you suck.
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Priceless! Sorry you were nauseated. We are too.
Specifically, we are nauseated every first Friday of the month, when that coven gathers at Market and Montgomery to advocate the ethnic cleansing of Palestine of all traces of both the Jewish past and the Jewish present.
Their kindred gather at the intersection of Granlake and MacArthur in Oakland (where the Grandlake Theatre is located) every Saturday from twelve to one to do the same. Both rather than angry and frustrated monogendric sexfiends, the Oakland bunch are mostly sour old Jew-hating Presbyterians. Quite as vile, not as energetic.
Except for the rather nice old radical who works at Revolution books - he's not really anti-Semitic, just profoundly lonely and not at all picky about whom he chooses to hang out with.
It's either that or vegetating in his room all Saturday. At least it gets him out of the house. Poor man.
Are we sure that wasn't Grant Patel doing some undercover work?
Except for the rather nice old radical who works at Revolution books - he's not really anti-Semitic, just profoundly lonely and not at all picky about whom he chooses to hang out with.
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Are you talking about Tom?
He is married to Jean Pauline.
She's there all the time, too
Just ask.
They are stalwarts of the anarchist community in the Bay area.
Wait a second- do anarchists have stalwarts? Probably not- too heirarchical.....
Maybe the Oakland Women in Black are less dangerous. Probably can't run as fast as the trolls at Market and Montgomery, and therefore less likely to pursue that which naturally loathes them.
I wish walkers on all of them. I will not be leer-patronized by a woman old enough to wear diapers.
My hair is not frizzy, nor dyed. And I am tall. Just so you know.
---Grant Masculinepatelman
But we gather, mr. Patel, that you are precisely and exactly as appealing as a frowsty middleaged lesbian antisemite. How very buggery sad. Indeed.
I am infinitely more cuddlesome than some haggard old clapped out selfhating old spinstress. And more intelligent too. Trust me, that counts for much. Despite the overwhelming pong of stale curry.
---Thorokreep Pervertiwiggle
That's 20 "frakken" minutes, darlin.
Frakken? Wot is meaning of frakken? Kinda like chutiya?
---Grayt Pots
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