Tuesday, March 24, 2009

What, you haven't even noticed?

Grant, I am totally surprised! You never even noticed! And I know that this is so because YOU. NEVER. SAID. ANYTHING!

You're on my blogroll. Have been since several days ago.

I truly truly truly thought you would've found out by now. Seeing as you've been here every single day. But nope. Not a squeak.

How..... unperspicacious!

23 comments:

GRANT!PATEL! said...

What? Where? I do not perspicate it!


---Grant Pootootaloot

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Please answer! I do not see any possible link! I am desperate! And I am ... Grant Patel!


---Prubert Blifficate

The back of the hill said...

Heh! It was obvious!

The back of the hill said...

And I note that mister Patel still has not noticed. Heh heh heh.

The back of the hill said...

He has not perspicated it yet, the perspicus has pearled his brow, alas poor Patel...

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

Granti-umms, I'll give you a hint: you have your own case.

GRANT!PATEL! said...

What the heck do you mean? I still can't find it. More hint, more hint!
I demand a better clue!


---Grant Butteredrum

GRANT!PATEL! said...

It is nowhere! It is buggery sad!


---Grant Whiskeysour

The back of the hill said...

Grant, just in case you didn't know, some words have more than one meaning. Case in point: the word "case", for instance, seems to have multiple meanings - not all of them clearly related. Not all words with multiple meanings are such complex cases, however. Some of them are very simple cases with only two closely related meanings encased under the same caption or capitulus.

GRANT!PATEL! said...

What is this stange message, my good man? Are you gibbering? You have hit the toaky again? Speak clearly dagnabbit, I am not a lobster, and cannot guess what you are going on about!


---Grant Patel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Wait. Is lobster the word I want?


---Grant Patel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Something like it, in any case. Perhaps a sparrow.

I am not knowing very well only. Help.


---Grant Patel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

So, where the diggins it is!???!?!?

I am going mad trying to find it. Where it is? Where it is?

WHERE it is? Where IT is?? Where it IS???


To be telling. Now.


---Grunston Prompterballs

GRANT!PATEL! said...

This is enough to drink a man to driving. I am incensed. And most particuled.


---Preston Whampugnous

GRANT!PATEL! said...

OIYoFlksjej!!!! LLHFhohleenlr! Asaiduioshortthhfhghghhhgh!!!!!!!

Oh heck!



---Billfold Thespian

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

Grant, are you REALLY a lawyer? Both pretty much gave the game away, and still you didn't find it. That comment was about as clear as can be.

How about another clue?

Majuscule versus miniscule - what is the point? Is it emphasis, or exclamation?


Hee hee hee!

GRANT!PATEL! said...

What, is everybody starting to gibber? This is most absurd! Can't EITHER of you two conspiring types speak plainly?!?!



WHERE THE DIVVIL IS IT???


---Prufton Gorsepuddings

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Waht?!!! You mincks! I am not! I am just a normal growing boy!

How dare you call me that! I am in utter distress, the only cure for which is spnaking a bare bottom. Yours!

You utterly evil panty-wearing child, do your elders know how severly rude and heartless you are to old men?

Evil, evil, evil, , evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil, evil !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B*tche!


---Outraged Parsee

The back of the hill said...

Gotcha!

The back of the hill said...

spnaking a bare bottom

What does this mean?

GRUNT!PATEL! said...

Grant Patel is a psychiatric hamster.

Anonymous said...

I cannot shake the image of Grant Patel as some kind of perspiring lobster. But psycho hamster is a close call.

If he bites, can we shoot him?

Astounding that it took him so long to uncover the obvious. Perhaps he expected the link to be chocolate related. Idiot.

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Perspiring lobster? What a strange imagination you have, Anonymous-ji. Are you SURE you are not a pervert?


---Grant Patel