Wednesday, June 24, 2009

In wich I tell mister Patel to shove it!

Yes, Grantipuke, you ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING HAHMSAPLO in San Francisco!!!!!!
I really cannot think of a more odious and degenerate person as yourself. No wonder you are not married. Do not, I repaet - DO NOT - suggest to me that a portion of my anatomy which you have never seen!!!!! would look delicious in black frillies!

I will admit that the concept of sex has a certain limited intellectual interest. Untill I was thirteen, I did not even wonder about gender differences or whatever it is that married people get up to when they think the neighbors can't hear. But if I wonder in anyway about it at all, you odious Parsee creep, it is rarely, and always purely speculative, and in the abstract. You, on the other hand, are depraved and desperate, and seem to have nothing else on your mind. Ever!!!!!
And you are at least forty years older than me! Sick pig man!


punctiliosly amphibious said...

SHB "a more odious and degenrate person THAN yourself". Also: "which", not "wich".

The back of the hill said...

You mis-spelled punctiliously and degenerate.

One has to be "fastidios" about these things, no?

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Shove it where? Inquiring minds would like to know.

---Grant Kissandtell

Anonymous said...


GRANT!PATEL! said...

What is this world coming to, I should like to know. Yes, that is what I would like to know - what is this world coming to?

Tawk amongst yesselves, I am farklumpt.

---Grant Notaladyatall

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Is buggery sad. That's what.

---Grant Doctorinthehhousequestionmark

Once, twice, ten times a Paki... said...

Hello Grantipoo,

See this:

Quote: What the general probably meant to convey was "please go ahead and bomb all of Waziristan to smithereens, and I'm really frightfully sorry about the treacherous way we've been dealing with you Americans, what with pocketing your dough and using it to continue supporting the violent barbarism of a bunch of inbred psychopaths."
Yep. That's got to be it.
Surely Ashfaq Parvez Kayani would not bite the hand that feeds him.
End quote.