Friday, June 12, 2009


I finally realized what I want for graduation! A motorbike. I think a Harley, those are very nice, but some of the Japanese jobbies are sweet too.

Harleys have nice round parts, and are solidly built. But the Japanese ones have a sleekness that doesn't lie.

Especially the Kawasaki Ninja ZX-12R. It has a huge 1,199cc digitally fuel-injected engine for "unparalleled handling and cornering agility" - doesn't that sound exciting? And it looks unapologetically feminine, too.

At this point in time, I don't think my folks would even think of allowing me to ride one. So I'm going to have to broach the subject carefully, and gradually work on them. It'll take at least a year. And perhaps I can find one with a finish that matches Richard the frog. That would be cool.


Telmac said...

As I said: "I thought that you were a girl! You can't have seen life of brian! Curious.". This is Impossible!
Curiouser and curiouser.

Lilliane said...

What, you've never heard of dykes on bikes?

Or the sheerly wonderful movies "Faster Pussycat Kill Kill Kill"?

Clearly the young lady is intent on doing her own thing. More power to her. Power to the sisterhood!

Anonymous said...

a woman can't watch, and enjoy,monty python?
I also guess I missed the memo stating that a girl has to be a lesbian or a homicidal stripper to like motorcycles.

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Wow. The idea of a petite Chinese mincks on a mortobike wearing naught but naughties is exiting no end. Indeed. Pale peachy skin, scantest lace nothings, and a roaring piece of machinery!

Yes, you must pose.

---Grant Photocreep

GRANT!PATEL! said...

What better advocacy of big musculated bikes than a delicate miss with chrome and leather and brass and enamel! Oh yes, baby baby baby!

You really must come roaring up to me, and let me take you out for prawn curry.

---Grant Raincheckers

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Or sweetie we could eat in. We'll just wheel the beast into the parlor, and stroke it while we masticate the tasty hot dish.

--Grant Pornoblasted

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Such a strong womb-like moterbike, oh yessss!!!!!

---Grant Panting

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Your firm young thighs clenching, clenching, clenching....

Dark dark lace and hot hot skin, roaring down the great California Freeways, radiating petite feminininitity!

Can I just say: "I am fully agog".

---Grant Wheresmypants

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Cute little sweaty knees and throbbing metal.

---Grant Auntsinthepaunts

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Dearie, you DESPERATELY need to sate yourself on the prawn curries to which I am inviting you for purposes of discussing motorbikes and the scantiest of lacy frillies to wear while giving it gas.

Feel the power. Hug the wind. Ride bareback if you have to, Lady Godiva.

---Grant Andaboxofchocolates

Telmac said...

I'm sorry, but I was unaware of snooky's sexual preference.


I'm sorry, but I was unaware of snooky's sexual preference.

I do not have a sexual preference. I prefer not to even think about sex. Did I mention that my best friend is a (male) frog?

And do not even think of suggesting something sexual between me and the frog. It's not like that. And he will beat the living daylights out of you if you do.