Not only does she have rubbers, but also a ...... I don't know what to call it. But it's shocking pink and has batteries! She's an amazon!
I did not think people of our age could be so experienced! That isn't normal? Is it? Maybe she has a glandular problem? Too many hormones in the blood? Too much beef?
I really don't know what to make of this. She's the most exciting classmate ever, and has secrets coming out of her wazoo. But I'm also scared of her cause she knows so much, more than anybody else. And there are some things I don't want or need to know for several more years. She's just too fast!!!
But yes, black lace edging is very nice.
One day you will choke on noodles and your entire life will flash before your eyes. How marvelous to have such wonderful memories while EATING NOODLES!!!!
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has secrets coming out of her wazoo
I'm scared to ask what a wazoo might be. But never mind.
Sounds like she may be reading too many pervy Japanese mangas.
And seriously, are you trying to drive the poor Patel into a frenzy? The last three posts have been filled with heavy breathing material.
Let's just say that, on Snooky Wong's evidence, as much seems to be going into this particular wazoo as is coming out.
I thought that wazoo meant something else. In fact, I'm fairly certain of it. The first time I heard it used was someone telling a BOY to "stick it in his wazoo".
There.
too many pervy Japanese mangas
Atboth, can you perhaps recommend a number of titlwa? During these long cold days of summer, there is nothing better than curling up with a good book.
And seriously, are you trying to drive the poor Patel into a frenzy?
He's frenzied no matter what anyone does.
I'm never sure whether the correct reference is "up" the wazoo, or "out" the wazoo.
Depends on several factors: direction, wind velocity, barometric pressure, to name but a few. Suit the phrase to the occasion.
I just love wazoos. They're DELICIOUS! Like hamsters.
Wait... we are talking about baked goods, are we not?
---Grant Crescentroll
Half-baked goods :>)
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