Thursday, July 23, 2009

Summer doldrums

Steffy left a comment that asked why I haven't posted more. Well, what can I say? It's summer break, and I'm working two part-time jobs. None of which have internet connection.
Is sad, is what.

Did you know that Dupont Street (which the white folks insist on calling Grant Avenue, for some strange explicable reason) is filled with foreigners? Real foreigners, not just Caucasians!
It turns out we're cute, unusual, and VERY photogenic! And so are our TALL buildings!!!!!
Perhaps they don't have buildings higher than two stories in Germany and France?
I know FOR A FACT that they don't have fish stores or other food stores there, they keep wanting to photograph ours.

How do foreigners buy food? Do they order it off the internet? Does Amazon deliver nice canned kwailo kibble? Or is "das ediebele fressenswertigung" issued in premeasured quantities by their governments every week?
They must eat sometime, I've seen them do so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They eat here, their favorite dishes, too (sweet and sour pork, hot and sour soup, imperial rolls). We're SO LUCKY that we found out how to make those things!!!!!!!!!! If we hadn't, all those friendly foreigners would NEVER EVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS come to Chinatown. Which fills us all with frigging joy.

9 comments:

GRANT!PATEL! said...

You're cute when you're angry. Oooooh!



---Tidwell Panzy

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Now don't get your knickers in a bunch. That's what I'm here for.


---Clawdaddy Pervoust

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Who is Steffy? Is she abailavil?


---Manonymus Rex

Spiros said...

"abailavil"?

Steffy said...

Steffy is me! What is abailavil?
Please speak English, white man.

Steffy said...

And why do you call yourself different names. It is a psychological problem?

Steffy said...

I don't mean to pry.

Spiros said...

You really don't want to pry. Believe me.

Steffy said...

I have read his blog. He is not sane. Is he?