Pajamas

Pajamas should be either fuzzy cotton or silk. If they are silk, they can be plain with just a bit of piping. If cotton, happy patterns. In both cases it is far far better to have them too large than too small.


Red silk pajamas, of course, are something only a slutty little blonde child from the south would wear. Her mommah probably bought it for her at a tourist shop on Grant Avenue.
"Ah want rayed silk puh-jahm-uzz. Raid silkkk. Pahhh-jomm-ahhs." The n in 'want' is an extra syllable. Who dah thunkit.

Drawled in the most trashy tone imaginable. I can just about see the little girl showing them off to her 'unmarried' uncle Bubbah. Or having a slumber party with her cousins Travis, Boone, and Maysie-Belle. Hot humid weather, pickup on cinder blocks, and skeeters. Oh yes, big daddy!

Save us.

I must go there someday to see if they really act like the people in Faulkner and Tennessee Williams. I bet they do.


On the other hand, white soft cotton with little green twigs and scarlet birds are a very happy pattern. Just about perfect for a nice teenager. This is not a suggestion, as I already have them. And I love them. Comfy lah!!!!!!