Ooooooooh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Ate so much chocolate that I barfed. And they're wrong - it does NOT taste the same twice.
Now I'm gonna have to seriously kill that rabbit. It's all his fault.
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One day you will choke on noodles and your entire life will flash before your eyes. How marvelous to have such wonderful memories while EATING NOODLES!!!!
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- I live in San Francisco, ergo I am White, Chinese, and Latina - culturally speaking, that is. I'm the youngest child, and the only girl. Now, tell me about yourself. Are you a pervert? Is that why you are here? Me and my very sharp cleaver can cure you.
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Out of interest: just WHO said it would "taste the same twice"?
Ooooooh, a cholcolate-filled laddoo!
Oops, a laddoo strangely devoid of chocolate - how sad.
Stick with ghee-drenched laddoos, sweetie pie. Less chance of nausea.
---Grabbit Patel
Perhaps I should rub your tummy for you?
---Grubbit Patel
I know! An application of warm ghee to the external surface, with gentle circular motions. That will keep you from heaving again.
Soon you'll be purring like a little kitty-cat.
---Growling Patel
All we need is a little honey and almonds sprinkled over to please an old man.
It will be DIVINE!
---Grant Patel
Of course, ALL of this could've been avoided if you had directly over to my house instead of rolling around in the grass snarfing down the Hersheys.
Coming over to my house is also a surefire cure for zits.
Which, after all that chocolate, might be a problem.
It's NEVER too late to come over.
---Grant Pantingly
And, just in case you are still sick (or the zits are exploding all over your round and pear-like forehead), I have a tarp.
We'll just apply some ghee first, okay?
---Gheewallah Prenderghast
And if really necessary, I can always offer you some ...... chocolate!
---Griezy Zitsgopop
Were you wearing a bunny costume?
---Grinn Pongit
THAT could account for the stomach problem - it was too tight!
Should've gotten a size larger, and filled the cups with tissues.
---Chokbal Bunnicaster
It would've had a nice, fluffy, pooftail too. Delightful to flibber.
---Granma Andahalf
Though nice and tight over the abdomen does accentuate the teenage hip most preciously. And, in any case, it should've been shiny and chocolate colored.
To contrast with the ivory skin and white poofy tail, you see.
Plus high-heels. Nice sharp spikes. Enfolding the petitel little bunny foot, and somewhat limiting mobility. So that the bunny is more easily captured, and fed chcocolate, of course.
---Kitredge Purrfactory
High heels and abunny costume on a petite little Cantonese mincks. I can think of no better way to celebrate easter than that.
Oh babyji!
Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey! Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey! Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey! Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey! Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey! Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey! Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey! Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey! Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey! Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey! Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey! Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey! Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey! Bunnies bunnies bunnies, hey!
Waaah hah haahah hahaah! Hah haah hahahahaah! Haaah! Hahahaha!!!!!!
---Grand Melting
Grant Patel should be locked up.
Hah. The bunny hutch ain't built yet that can hold a Patel armed with chocolates! The fragrance of tasty bean mulch and vanilla lures the unsuspecting teen, closer and closer, her wee little nose twitching in the fresh spring air, she comes closer yet to the hutch, smelling that divine aroma of Cacaoriffics from the far corners of the world, a hint of almond and hazelnut, an utmostly subtle trace of coffee, orange essence, rasperberrerries.....
He springs! He grasps! The teenager is caught, and fades blissfully into a sugar haze, a chocolate dreamstate, while the cunning Patel harvests the delicate pale blue panty, French cut, with lace trim.
It's a win-win.
---Grant Smartmonkey
It Shall indeed happen, oh yes, mark my words.
---Grant Prescientish
And she won't notice a thing.
---Grant Delicatetoucher
No matter what you say, Grant, I must strongly suspect that trying to remove a youn lady's underwear (while she is still in it) cannot come to any good end. No matter how zotsed on fine chocolate, she is bound to notice.
I therefore trust that the scenario you outline is not based in any way on actual experience.
You have a rich inner life.
Not only my inner life is rich. My outer life is also impossibly rich. I need panties.
---Rant Lepant
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