More panties!

Grant Patel, go away! This post is NOT for you!
Degenerate!

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The word panties is the most dangerous word on the internet. Almost every place that mentions the word panties is for dirty old perverts, cross-dressers, and college boys, and is all about depraved sex. Totally appalling!

One would even think that no women are involved in panties in any way.


The weirdest thing is the recipe I found for a drink called 'white cotton panties'.

White Cotton Panties
Half an ounce vanilla vodka, half an ounce butterscotch schnapps, poured into a shot glass.

Number one, I really think it would be much better shaken over ice and served in a chilled martini glass (and it would look like the real thing), and number two, why would anyone even drink it? It sounds harsh and vile!
But they could add a cherry to the panty for effect. That would be appropriate.


Real panties
Victoria secrets makes cotton panties in small sizes, so does Hanes. And Honeydew makes some very cute things for teenage women.
That's TEENAGE WOMEN - not big hairy cross-dressers! Mister Patel, avert your eyes!
Nordstrom has Honeydew, but I cannot find my size.

Old Navy, Gap, Jockey, and even the big boxes also have pure cotton. But it is very difficult to find small grown-up sizes. Big as a bucket buts, yes.
And I'm getting tired of the junior miss departments.
Maybe I should just buy boys boxer shorts.

Unless those also come with cutesy flowers all over.

Naaaa, probably machine guns and football logos.


Definitions:

Briefs are panties that come up to the waist and have a plain style of leg opening. They are comfortable, but at worst granny style and baggy. Plenty of cloth from leg to waist.

Bikini briefs have leg openings that are cut above the thigh, fully cover the rear and front, but have a waistband that rides over the hips rather than across the waist. Some are really low, for people who wear lowriders and kidney pops. Narrow band of coth from leg to waist.
The long ones are very sweet, if you do not have a long torso and short legs.

French cut briefs have the highest cut of leg opening, wich is canted slightly forward. The waistband is at the natural waist line. Medium amount of cloth between leg and waist, sometimes not. Not suitable for fatty thighs.

High cut briefs are panties with a high-rise leg opening, and ride at or above the natural waistline. Medium or narrow band of cloth.

Hipster briefs have low-cut leg openings, almost straight across. They ride significantly below the navel. Some middle-aged women like them, and they also look cute on teenagers. They look boxy. Most Chinese people should not wear them. Well, the women at least.

Thongs are appalling! Only teenage sluts wear them. Some people like that very much. I am guessing that Grant Patel collects these. It is to be hoped without the wearer, though I fear otherwise (hi Grant, I know you're still here).


Lace edging will be discussed at a later date. Then there will be a test.