Thursday, April 23, 2009

He needs a straightjacket, not underwear

I am now utterly convinced that he is insane, no possibility of doubt. And he is an utter pervert. That he should've taken a post as a gift is not surprising (well, I suppose in a way it was for his benefit), but what he chose to do with it speaks of a profoundly twisted mind. And then making recommendations as to who should wear what, hah! Odious pustulent man!
Why could he not be as passionate about stamps or coins as he is about women's underwear? What went wrong in his younger years to twist him so? What, truly, lies behind that panty fetish?
Don't answer, Grant, I DON'T!! REALLY!!!! WANT!!!!! TO!!!!!!!!! KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You need years and years of therapy.


GRANT!PATEL! said...

As long as the jacket comes with lacy accents, and is tastefully tight around the flamboyant bits, it would be good indeed. Sew it with your own childish hands, my dear - I shall be sure to wear it.

Now, do you have a tape to take my dimensions?

---Grant Patel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Lavender suits me very well. Palest ivory lacings. And a delicate bit of embroidery.

I'll gladly wait, so do a good job.

---Grindle Pindlewindle