Sunday, April 5, 2009

Smelly old boys

So both of my uncles like to gamble! I am shocked! I thought it was only Fatty, but it's good that Booboo is normal too. For a midlleaged man, that is. Real people don't gamble, only unmarried men. Mei's husband probably used to gamble, but since he married her he hasn't taken any more risks.

Yesterday uncle Fatty, Booboo, and Pang-sook spent all night at the table in the kitchen slapping down cards and laying down money. And smoking. Many middleaged Chinese men smoke - while eating, while drinking, while snacking, while watching television, and even in the bathroom. That's why we have a big ashtray next to the .... tub.
Last night they put it in the kitchen. This morning it smelt like after a forest fire. If they hadn't kept the door closed and had stank up the house, I swear I would've thrown a bucket of water at them! They were much too noisy also. Men!

Do stupid people have more fun?
I'm just asking.


Spiros said...

Does Auntie Wah gamble?

GRANT!PATEL! said...

What are the stakes? Something sexual?

---Grant Patel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Or free shipping?

---Grant Patel