Wednesday, April 15, 2009

A hole in Richard!

Oh noooooo! Richard has a hole in his seam! My frog is wounded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


This is awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is WORSE THAN anything that's EVER happened!!
Needle! Thread! Medic! Gas now, nurse, we're going in! Mrphine! Clamps! These sutures better hold. Prognosis: minor scarring, subconscious trauma. But I think he'll make it.

Frogs are very operatic. Bet you didn't know that, huh? Fortunately, there's still that bottle of Hennesey. Sedation required.


GRANT!PATEL! said...

I'm guessing that you would not eat a frog.

---Grant Ribbitribbit

GRANT!PATEL! said...

And you yourself seem most operatic. Aida, I am guessing.

Oh woe, eh? Oh woe!

How is the frog now?

---Grant Itseasybeinggreen


Get bent.

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Surely you mean something else. Bent I already am. Most particularly.

---Grant Rainbow

GRANT!PATEL! said...

You are confusing me with Grunt, the Greek, and Amphibee.

Yes, I admit that they reesemble me in some ways, but they are not at all as stunning and handsome as myslef. I look exactly and precisely like Rajesh Khanna - did you know that? Dashing and bahut manly, oh very yes!

---Grant Paonefinefigureofamantel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

And a very smooth operator. You should go to a steak house with me. I have a fine preprandial cocktail in mind for you..... caramel schnapps and vodka. You will love it!!!!!

---Grant Pantiquest