Oh noooooo! Richard has a hole in his seam! My frog is wounded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Aaaaaauuuuuggggguuughhghghghgghh!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is WORSE THAN anything that's EVER happened!!
Needle! Thread! Medic! Gas now, nurse, we're going in! Mrphine! Clamps! These sutures better hold. Prognosis: minor scarring, subconscious trauma. But I think he'll make it.
Frogs are very operatic. Bet you didn't know that, huh? Fortunately, there's still that bottle of Hennesey. Sedation required.
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I'm guessing that you would not eat a frog.
---Grant Ribbitribbit
And you yourself seem most operatic. Aida, I am guessing.
Oh woe, eh? Oh woe!
Indeed.
How is the frog now?
---Grant Itseasybeinggreen
Get bent.
Surely you mean something else. Bent I already am. Most particularly.
---Grant Rainbow
You are confusing me with Grunt, the Greek, and Amphibee.
Yes, I admit that they reesemble me in some ways, but they are not at all as stunning and handsome as myslef. I look exactly and precisely like Rajesh Khanna - did you know that? Dashing and bahut manly, oh very yes!
---Grant Paonefinefigureofamantel
And a very smooth operator. You should go to a steak house with me. I have a fine preprandial cocktail in mind for you..... caramel schnapps and vodka. You will love it!!!!!
---Grant Pantiquest
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