Wednesday, April 15, 2009

A hole in Richard!

Oh noooooo! Richard has a hole in his seam! My frog is wounded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Aaaaaauuuuuggggguuughhghghghgghh!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is WORSE THAN anything that's EVER happened!!
Needle! Thread! Medic! Gas now, nurse, we're going in! Mrphine! Clamps! These sutures better hold. Prognosis: minor scarring, subconscious trauma. But I think he'll make it.

Frogs are very operatic. Bet you didn't know that, huh? Fortunately, there's still that bottle of Hennesey. Sedation required.

6 comments:

GRANT!PATEL! said...

I'm guessing that you would not eat a frog.


---Grant Ribbitribbit

GRANT!PATEL! said...

And you yourself seem most operatic. Aida, I am guessing.

Oh woe, eh? Oh woe!
Indeed.

How is the frog now?


---Grant Itseasybeinggreen

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

Get bent.

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Surely you mean something else. Bent I already am. Most particularly.


---Grant Rainbow

GRANT!PATEL! said...

You are confusing me with Grunt, the Greek, and Amphibee.

Yes, I admit that they reesemble me in some ways, but they are not at all as stunning and handsome as myslef. I look exactly and precisely like Rajesh Khanna - did you know that? Dashing and bahut manly, oh very yes!


---Grant Paonefinefigureofamantel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

And a very smooth operator. You should go to a steak house with me. I have a fine preprandial cocktail in mind for you..... caramel schnapps and vodka. You will love it!!!!!


---Grant Pantiquest