Monday, April 13, 2009

Parsee plus Lawyer and Panties equals chowder head

Or at least that is what one would think after reading mister Patel's commiseration. Maybe he should've eaten so much chocolate that he got sick. But I see on the internet that Parsees eat barfee instead. Which I'm hoping does not sound like what it is.

Any darn how, mister Patel, you COULD've been more sympathetic. You COULD have shown a bit more fellow-feeling. Even though YOU have NEVER been a teenager on a chocolate binge. You have probably never even been a teenager! You were probably born a tired old wreck at fifty with perversions and a panty fetish.

Please don't tell me about bunny costumes again.
Thank you.


GRANT!PATEL! said...

I do NOT eat chowder. That would be the NewEnglanders. Parsees are into fish, yes, but not East Coast bean soups.

Whatever gave you that strange idea?

---Grant Cacaobeans

GRANT!PATEL! said...

And not only have I indeed been a teenagaer, I am still, late at night, in an utmost teenageish mood.

Where's the frilly panties? Why, in the hands of the appreciative Parsee! How utterly splendid and perfect!

Have another chocky, dear, it'll make you feel better.

---Grant Fondant

The back of the hill said...

Man what a degenerate. Grant, take your pills.

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Atboth, can I tell you what to do with those pills? Can I tell you? Can I? Can I?

Fold them till there's nothing left but sharp corners, then sho....

You know.
Sun don't shine.
I am normal dammit. Not you. You are a dysfunctive weirdo. I write about what I am knowing only.

---Grant Swamijeee

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Darned buggery stoopid darn Europeans, coming in and not closing the bollocky door. It is cold in San Francisco, gringo, so cold in San Francisco.
I do not need no stinking Bhainchotes. Shut up, damm Swede. Or are they German?

---Grant Splifliclatled

GRANT!PATEL! said...

We have all of the sounds and none of the words. We are Deutschers. And so volkswaggonly superior to you Yankees, o ja, ja doch. Wir habn Bayerische Motorwerke, und sie? Sie habn nur das Detroit! Es is tzu spurnen!

---Gregoire von Patelliwelli

The back of the hill said...

See, Grant, this is what happens when you refuse to take your medication. You start gibbering, something about a draft, Europeans, and a motor-vehicle conspiracy.

It's all very strange. Alcohol is NOT a substitute for psychotic medications, by the way. Calm down.

GRANT!PATEL! said...

It is altogether too much and enough at this point, I shall again reiterate it: I require no medication.
Please keep that very well in mind only.
And cease and desist from your suggestive slanders and misinformations.

---Graxious Rumplestork