Monday, May 11, 2009

Delicious panties!

Wow. This is just so very beautiful!
(warning: naughty picture ahead, click at own peril)

No, Grant, I would probably not ever buy it. I can't afford to spend twenty eight dollars on one pair of panties, no matter how gorgeously sexy and tempting they would make me feel. Twenty eight dollars is just a bit much.

But if you think I should have it, go ahead and purchase it yourself.

And you should wear it yourself too.
Cause I'm never going to let you give it to me. Not in a million years.
Trust me, dear, you will look better than me in it.
Delicious, even.
Please buy it at least two sizes too small, so that it cuts off your circulation.
Thanks ever so.


GRANT!PATEL! said...

And is that one precisely and exactly your size, sweetness? In that case, I shall keep my eyes peeled in all particulars for both the object and that which fits it.

---Grant Pantiwanty

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Oh, I forgot to click on the link.


My eyes, my eyes!

---Grant Painedoculars

GRANT!PATEL! said...

By which I mean that it was very good.

I need some yoghurt.

---Grant Smearedwithdairyproducts

Spiros said...


GRANT!PATEL! said...

Not naughty - utterly delicious! Why, I can just imagine her fine gently fruited self in that skimpy garment.

Put it on, sweetness, I promise I shan't look.

Not even a glimpse through closed fingers.

Instead, I shall pretend I am blind, and feel everything. Through closed fingers.

---Grant Digits

GRANT!PATEL! said...

The garment, that is. Not your own fineself. Lest you bite me.

---Grant Incisors

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Fruit. And yoghurt. Gleckkkk!

---Grant Pneumation

The back of the hill said...

Yes yes, Grant, it is indeed a beautiful garment, but why must you be such an utter hamsahplow about it?

Can you not wax gleckful and disgusting over at your own blog? If we want to read something perverted, we will go there.

The back of the hill said...

That said, it is a most appealing garment, in certain ways (a bit too transparent or non-opaque by my tastes). But I fear the blue hue may not compliment. If it comes in a darker blue, or a deep lavender, it would be most appealing on skin of an East-Asian colouration.