Monday, May 25, 2009

Why are you smiling?

No I don't think of her as a scarlet woman. I'm not that old-fashioned. But most Chinese girls normally do not have sex until they're adults. And she's my age, and also living at home.

However, she has condoms in her book bag. Which can only mean ONE thing.
A, she's doing it. And B, she's going over to HIS house to do it. Why else would she be the one bringing the rubbers? If they did "it" at her house, and assuming that it was safe enough for them to do it there, she would be able to keep them at home. Or he could bring them!

I'm dying to ask her all about it, but I don't know what to ask, or how. All I can imagine is that it's icky and sticky and messy and gooey and uncomfortable. And there are liquids involved.
I don't want to know what it all looks like, but I would really like to know what she feels afterwards. And how long she stays at his house, and what they talk about.

And, crucially, WHO he is. Who is he!?!???!
And how did she meet him, how did they get to this point? Were they going out for months before going all the way? Did he ever give her flowers? Does she use breath mints before they kiss? Does he have braces? Does he have sparkly eyes?

Urrrrrrgh, I'm so curious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why DOES she have that secret smile on her face when no one is watching?


Fuzz Bert Fan Club said...

Aaack! Ick! What a HORRIBLE subject! We disapprove! And don't want to hear another word about it!

Alfy and Aethy

Scrambled egg said...

Now you've got our complete and undivided attention. And once Grant Patel tunes in, his too.

Yes. We all want to hear EVERYTHING about teenage Cantonese girls and their surreptitious naughty behaviour. It is a delicious subject. Please tell us more. Thank you.

Scrambled egg said...

Juices! There are juices!

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Pleas do not deviate your attentions into juices. All that is important in such a matter is removing the delicate wrapping of the bonbon, which is the veritable culmination of the particular.

---Grant Pantiwaxing

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Though young lithe bodies engaged in hurried encumbrancing would a pretty picture paint. We shall not go there!

---Grant Pantisnatchingcleverly