No answers about my sex life here, just move along

One of the things I've noticed is that all heterosexual males are perverts. No matter how nice.
I don't know about gay men, but I suspect they're normal.
Most of my regular readers are perverts.

There are four who comment frequently: Grant! Patel!, the Amphibian, Spiros, and Atboth.

I believe that they are all heterosexual males.
And I enjoy their comments, so I guess that means I like sharing myself with perverts.


Sometimes Atboth really tries to cause trouble.
Surprised?
Don't be.
He sent me this:


Hi Betty,

Here is what is possibly the most interesting survey ever! At least, from mister Patel's deviant point of view. Actually, ONLY from his devpov.
http://blogs.jta.org/philanthropy/article/2009/05/05/1004935/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-you
You will probably want to NOT respond to a single one of these questions. Mister Patel should under no circumstances answer any at all, though he would almost certainly wish to wax at length.
Regards,

ATBOTH


Well howdy.
I clicked on the link. Three questions jump out:

1. How much of the time do you and your partner use a condom?
2. Have you ever given oral sex to someone of the opposite sex?
3. Have you ever given or received oral sex from someone of the same sex?

Oh. Ick.
The answers to these questions are "other" or "not sure". And that's gonna be the answer to every one of the questions there.
You perverts will just have to figure it all out without me. I'm very sure you can come up with something.

Thanks for sending me that e-mail, Atboth. Now I am filled with angst.