Saturday, May 30, 2009

You disgust me!

You know, Grantipoo, I have never EVER thought of modeling, as you suggest I think in your demented comment under my last post. And you should be ashamed to even think of it!!!!!! Objectifier!!!!

Not that there is ANY thing wrong with modeling. But there is CLEARLY something wrong with men like you who go all juicy over pictures of a girl in a bra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you considered councilling? Talking to a priest? Maybe asking your witchdoctor for help?

Or, as Spiros advises, taking a cold shower? A very very long one. With ice cubes in an unheated basement.

19 comments:

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Yoghurt!!!!!

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Asking my witchdoctor? Why? She never wears bra OR panties!!!!

It is a crying shame, I tell you. Very seriously unpleasing.


---Grant Poopoo

GRANT!PATEL! said...

I am farklempt. We should be friends. Lets do lunch. I'll treat you to pizza, yes? All teenagers like pizza.


---Grant Pizzawish

GRANT!PATEL! said...

I am all about pizza. All cheesy and goowee. And laden with good salty things.
Zesty teenagers must love me.


---Grant Pervertibangs

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Do not get pizza on your panties. It never comes off. Wear a sweater.


---Grantly Lamarr

GRANT!PATEL! said...

There is no priest, there is no witchdoctor, there is no wombatt.


---Grant Inallpartix

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Goo goo ga chew.

Is song. Is poetry.

Now, where are tasty scanty frilly silky thingies? All inquiring minds are wishing to know. Cough up the not so large garments immediately. We will examine them for the content of teenager.

Yes?


---Grant Policemansball

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Cold showers are not on the program. You may suggest them as an agenda item. In person only.

Always take showers with two people. Is more gemootlich that way, ya?


---Grant Iamgermanforthenonce

Fuzz Bert Fan Club said...

Is evident, mister Patel, that you are not listening only. We are much objecting to the intemeprate tones of your comments!

Fuzz Bert Fan Club said...

And we would not know of miniature underwears! We support larger all-containing garments! Yay!

Fuzz Bert Fan Club said...

Strong cotton, with bagginesses that are welcoming! Yay! Yay! Yay, yay, yay!
Only.


Alfy and Aethy

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

I guess nobody here takes showers.

As mister Patel would say, "is buggery sad". And indeed it is.

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

There is a drought, of course.

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

And quite possibly there are instinctive filthy habits. Who knows?

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

To quote Spiros: "Geez...take a cold shower, Patel Sahib. Or go back to watching cricket, which ever has a more sedative effect."

Sage advice.

Fuzz Bert Fan Club said...

Check your e-mail, check your e-mail! Yay, e-mail!

You need to post something, yay!
We already have, Yay yay!
Yay!


Alfy and Aethy

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Anything! Something! Please!


--Grant Petulentiabuttocks

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Thank you mery vuch!


---Grunt Pongy

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