Monday, February 16, 2009

Death noodles!

Sometimes you eat just for the rich creamy fatty goodness of it. Such as when you eat anything with butter. Lots of butter. Yummy!


Death noodles!

Ingredients:
One pound spaghetti noodles.
One red bell pepper, chopped.
One pound of shrimp.
Two cloves garlic, chopped very fine.
1/2 cup whipping cream.
1/2 cup butter.
1 1/2 teaspoons paprika.
Finely minced fresh basil and cilantro.

Peel and vein shrimp. Put bell pepper into pan and stir-fry with a tablespoon of olive oil till you can smell it, add the shrimp and garlic and cook till pink. Remove the bell pepper and shrimp from pan and add the cream, butter, and paprika. Stir on low heat till butter has melted into the cream. Add salt and pepper as necessary.
Boil water in a large pot and cook noodles as per the directions on the package. Once the Spaghetti is cooked, strain and fold in the shrimps in cream sauce along with the fresh basil and cilantro. Serves four!


A half pound of butter is half a cup, or eight tablespoons, or one stick. Cream does not come in sticks. This is not complicated.
If you are a vegetarian, don't use shrimp. Use tofu for everything!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Silly recipe! How come you don't post a picture of your lacy like we asked?

Is it ashamed because of the fatty thighs and narrow hips? We do not mind, honestly. Honestly. We are just interested with truth. Young, tender, bonbonlike, truth.


---Grant Piranha

Anonymous said...

Cuidado, los wompanties!


---Grant Llama

Anonymous said...

Do what you must to show the lacy things. Fill them with creamy tofu if you have to.


---Green Panties

The back of the hill said...

Errrm, Grantipoo, could we NOT have you speculating about the attributes of teenagers?

That would be so nice. It really would. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

But some of us LIKE it when he asks perverted questions!

Anonymous said...

Thank you, thank you, I take praise wherever I get it. Are you a lady? Blonde?

Might I respectfully ask what you are wearing?

Anything underneath?


---Grant Pootilliwal

Anonymous said...

How lacy and tight is it?


---Grinning Preverte

Anonymous said...

And what luscious color of silk?

Textured? Semi-trans? Smooth, yet taughtly srung?


---Grombart Prudacious

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

Totally opaque, quite loose, and worn OUTSIDE the clothes. There!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Big prawns, an oily porno beast.


---Grant Patel

Anonymous said...

Needs more hot spice.


Konkanee style.


---Grant Pornawangga

Anonymous said...

Or with methi bhaji and jeera. Al la Parsi style. Sour sweet, my little laddoo, sour sweet. With rice and kachumber. Put your prawns in a twist. Oooh baby!


---Grant Budapest