You have noticed my blogroll, yes? There is a lot of chocolate there. This is not, or maybe it is anyway, in preparation for a feast-day coming up. But I do not expect to get any.
I wouldn't know what to do if I did. I've never gotten chocolate on V-day. the idea is kinda gross. Would I be expected to give something in return? And if so, what? It seems so trashy, unless you actually know the person and you liked him. Which is not the case. Not now. Not before college.
What would I do if creepy Warren gave me chocolates - NOT THAT THAT IS LIKELEY!!!!!
I really don't know. It would be soooo embarrassing! He'd probably do it in front of everybody, too!!!
I'll have to avoid him, he's daffy enough that he might pull something like that.
I can buy my own chocolates.
And I know what kinds I like.
You have noticed my blogroll, yes?
One day you will choke on noodles and your entire life will flash before your eyes. How marvelous to have such wonderful memories while EATING NOODLES!!!!
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- Patel plague!
- An unbearable darkness of being
- The intemperate and perverse Patel
- The bent of the Dutch broadcasting corporation
- Role model
- Mister Patel's laddoos
- Death noodles!
- Most delicate lace
- Valentine's hoohah!
- Credit cards
- Leonidas milk-chocolates filled with hazelnut paste
- Warren, stop that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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- Yay! One year closer to ....... what?
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About Me
- DEATH BY NOODLES
- I live in San Francisco, ergo I am White, Chinese, and Latina - culturally speaking, that is. I'm the youngest child, and the only girl. Now, tell me about yourself. Are you a pervert? Is that why you are here? Me and my very sharp cleaver can cure you.
8 comments:
Chocolate cheese.
--Grant Prevention
Would you settle for some laddoo?
---Grint Peter
You must really like chocolate. Those are some great links. Thanks
Charlie, is your name Warren.
--Grant Frog
Grint Prevent, is your habit chocolate?
---Grondart-bhai Poovalbhang
Grant, you are off your medication!
Bad Parsee, no banana!
Shut up, toadman, you should talk! You, as everybody knows by now, are about as loopy as a bhang and ghee sodden Pakistani.
Banana, I say. Banana!
---Grananant Banananatel
Now tell me, my little ghee-starved laddoo, how are any of going to give you candy if we don't know your address?
It is a question, yes?
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