Friday, December 12, 2008

My friend's brother

I like my friend Nie's brother, but he's sometimes strange. I mean, he's funny and all, but why does he sit on the couch when we're watching television? Why does he want to watch Weddings From Hell?!?!?!? And why does he say that that is what Nie's wedding would probably be like, but I'm not like that?!!

I'm never getting married! Marriage is just another way of saying "$$$$$ you!" to someone you love.

Boys need hobbies or they get goofy. He should play some sports instead. Or football.
He wanted us to watch Women Behind Bars afterwards and that's just too weird. There was nothing else on television so I went home.

9 comments:

kinsayanly amphibious said...

You do live in San Francisco, do you not? You should be able to figure this out for yourself.

Anonymous said...

The Women Behind Bars thing is very disturbing. Teenage boys, even if they do have queenly tendencies, should not learn from prison bitches.

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

He's not gay! He's a haahm sap ching!

(You do live in San Francisco, do you not? You should be able to figure this out for yourself.)

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

And what is kinsay?

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

At least I'm pretty SURE he's straight. He's too much a pervert to be interested in other boys.

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

Did I mention that boys need a hobby or they get goofy? I should have. The proof is in the comments.

Anonymous said...

He's too much a pervert to be interested in other boys.

I like him already!


---Pattidev Garhawal

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

Do you like him because he's a boy?
Or because he's a pervert.
Don't answer, I do not want to know.

kinseyanly amphibious said...

Teenaged boy: if he hasn't tried to stick his tongue down your throat, he's probably gay.