Thursday, December 4, 2008

I hate Christmas!

It's always like this! There's never enough time to shop for presents, and I never know what everyone will like. I want so much to give them stuff they'll like, but I don't have enough money!

My brothers are easy to shop for. I know they'll wear a dumb sweatshirt with the name of a college they've never heard of. But that is stupid. I think men are worse to shop for than women, even if they always dress the same way of sloppy. If they don't like something, they'll just NEVER wear it!
I swear, one of these years I'm just going to give everybody Hello Kitty socks and they can lump it!

Three more weeks to Christmas. I'll never find everyone stuff they'll like. Never! This is awfull! I feel sick about it already.

16 comments:

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

And why do I have to celebrate Christmas when NONE of my relatives have ever even been to church? THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!

Spiros said...

Whoa, easy there, kitten. Christmas has very little to do with Church; it has much more to do with the days getting shorter. It has to do with an, admittedly, somewhat forced conviviality, as the shortening of the days reminds of our own mortality, against which we surround ourselves with frends and family, overeat, and fortify ourselves with, um, eggnog.

Don't sweat the theology, or the gift-giving: just enjoy the season.

Also, you might want to reperuse your favorite Jane Austen; I'll wager you won't find any examples of CAPITALIZED WORDS or multiple exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Also, you might want to reperuse your favorite Jane Austen; I'll wager you won't find any examples of CAPITALIZED WORDS or multiple exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!

And aren't you glad Jane Austen didn't text message?

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

I'll wager you won't find any examples of CAPITALIZED WORDS or multiple exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!

Stylistic limitation!!!!!!!!!!!
Besides, exclamation points should be used liberally, like salt.

Suzycat said...

Try Chanukah - it allows you eight (count them, eight!) exclamation marks.

! ! ! ! * ! ! ! !

That thing in the center is the shamash, meaning the helper punctuator to light the other punctuators in order.

Chanuka begins at sundown on Sunday December 21.

Grumpog!!! said...

Come on now - punctuation!
Let's all punctuate and have a good time - punctuation!
We gonna punctuate and have a good time.

It's time to come together, it's up to you, what's your pleasure?!?

Everyone around the world, come on, it's a punctuation.
Punctuate the good times, come on, it's a punctuation.

Punctuate the good times, come on!

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

Hey mister Spiros!!!!

You haven't said ANYTHING about the exclamation points in something I wrote yesterday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why not??????????????????????

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

And don't call me kitten. It's sexist.

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

Come on now - CAPITALIZATION!
Let's all capitalize and have a good time - CAPITALIZATION!
We gonna capitalize and have a good time.

It's time to come together, it's up to you, what's your pleasure?!?

Everyone around the world, come on, it's a - CAPITALIZATION!
Capitalize the good times, come on, it's a - CAPITALIZATION!

Capitalize the good times, come on!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes!!!! Baby!!!!!! Ooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!
So GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

Come on now - CAPITALIZATION!
Let's all capitalize and have a good time - CAPITALIZATION!
We gonna capitalize and have a good time.

It's time to come together, it's up to you, what's your pleasure?!?

Everyone around the world, come on, it's a - CAPITALIZATION!
Capitalize the good times, come on, it's a - CAPITALIZATION!

Capitalize the good times, come on!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes!!!! Baby!!!!!! Ooooooooooh!!!!!!!!!
So GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spiros said...

Ageist, not sexist.

Anonymous said...

Speciesist.

Heinrich Bimmler said...

Cool it, Fuhrer Cat.

Adolf Bitler said...

Poland in nineteen days!
Without even a by-election!
Notional Bocialism!

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

Now then, Dickie old chum, that's 'hil-ter', not Bitler. You wouldn't have been allowed to get away with such a misspelling in Stalingrad, would you, ha ha, you silly old leg-before-wicket English person!

Soon baby!

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

What, no snappy retort? All shut up now are you? I don't believe it. I just do not believe it.