Wow and crappola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Another blogger actually told his readers to come here and read me. Now I feel like a famous author.
I suppose I should write more grown up, with less exclamation points !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and using spellcheck a whole lot more. Intelligent and literate, too.
And, whoever reads this will want excitement and pizzazz. So I guess I'm gonna hafta write about something steamy, like sex.
So here goes.
SEX
Mind your own business!
LOVE
Chocolate, red bean pastries, and voodoo dolls!
CUP SIZE
Yes!
WOLVES
Taste like chicken!
There, that should keep you happy!
I will not answer ANY questions that include the words sex, love, or cup size. The first two words are purely hypothetical (although if your name is Vronsky that may change all of a sudden), strictly none of your beeswax, and private.
The last word is between me and the lady at the store.
The wolves are here to add excitement, like in Anna Karenina (by L. Tolstoy). I hope you are suitably thrilled!
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Tempting, very tempting.
Let me think about it.....
Eight ounce, twelve ounce, standard fourteen ounce, sixteen ounce, or (gasp) 24 ounce?
Eight ounces, dingbat!
You are ALL perverts! Speculate not upon these things, or what ounce-measure or half-citrus shape might be behind this pretty facade, but instead dwell upon saintly things as befits the mistress of this blog.
---Grompter ... (wait for it!) PUNTILISH!
And who dis disreputable Roosky, anyhoo?
---Grompter ... (again!) PUNTILISH!
Grant (grompter), you of ALL people should not be calling anybody perverted. Remember that long disquisition about panties you posted on my blog? Remember your argument with Lev regarding same?
How about the insane sexual innuendo about wombats and penguins.
If anyone here is a pervert, I would offer that it is you.
...and, I would reiterate, a very crude man.
And he doesn't always take his meds.
That both adds and subtracts.
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